I have read about it for quite some time, but I never took Pastafarism too seriously – that is, until yesterday.
While marching on the LGBT pride parade, I noticed a strange figure within the multitude. I couldn’t quite figure out what it was, but then my boyfriend noticed it must have been His Noodliness. Indeed it was! His Noodliness had manifested himself to us, to make it perfectly clear that He supports gay people.
Both me and my boyfriend have been touched by His Noodly appendage, and have converted to Pastafarism!
RAmen,
-Pastafarian Fibonacci Prower
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Gay Pride Parade? When you say you “converted”, from what to Pastafarianism?
Ever heard of the Bible. Written by over 40 authers, from all over the globe…all saying the same thing, even without communications like the phone. Also the bible prophesised things that came true.
The Bible has to be right…surely?
And did you know that Jehovah God hates Homosexuals?
(I’ve got nothin against your kind, it’s Jehovah God that doesn’t like you).
Who will I side with? A gay who believes in a Pasta ball or the one true Creator in all his Holyness, not noodliness.
It’s because Pastafarianism is the only religion that accepts Gay people.
Thanks for hearin my views…
God Bless,
[anon]
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@ Annonymuss
Ever heard of science? Contributions by hundreds of thousands of individuals, from all over the globe, all saying the same thing: for example, human evolution, not “intelligent design”. Alexander Graham Bell, scientist and inventor, patented the first telephone, enabling communication among scientists. Also scientists have predicted many, many things that have come true, based on research and fact, (not prophesised based on absolutely nothing).
Science has to be right… surely?
And did you know most logical, educated people that hate bigots?
(I’ve got nothin against your kind… oh, who am I kidding? I can’t stand you either.)
Who will I side with? A bigot who believes in an invisible sky daddy who condones intolerance in his name, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who encourages equality and respect?
Unfortunately, people like you give organized religion a bad name.
Thanks for hearin my views…
rAmen,
Captain Malibu Niki
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Dear RAmen,
I have never seen those types of balloons before! Sorry for the above comment by Annonymuss..gotit?. I’m sure it had to sting a little.
Haha, this is my first time on this website! I’ve been reading through the comments; it’s amazing that many people don’t understand that the FSM was born out of a sarcastic, humorous letter. I’m a Christian, lol, yet I can take enjoyment in things like this. I love seeing ingenuity at work, and the creation of the FSM is very creative! It’s fun to laugh at ourselves, and sometimes, we as Christian set ourselves up for it! ^_^
I will have to keep a look out for the FSM. Maybe he will grace my part of the world.
Cheers!
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Ahhhhh, cute troll is cute. Idiot…
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Actually, far fewer religions DON’T accept gay people. Christianity and Islam are one of the few. Buddhism is cool with it, Pastafarianism is simply the most vocal about it. And tell me, why does your god not like gay people? One good reason. Just one. They’re born like that, they don’t choose it, so he made them like that on purpose, if he is real. People say it’s unnatural, well hell, animals do it too. So a big middle finger to you Anon, and to Pastafarian Fibonacci Prower, I am offended I wasn’t told! I’m not gay but I enjoy gay prid events! Tell me next time or I’m gonna have to partake in His Holy Communion without you. So, :P
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Oh right, left something out. I thought he loved all his creations. I guess I got that wrong from the over 50 verses saying that. My bad. And those guys, from all over the world, who got it all the same and all right, yeah, no they didn’t. It was all written at one point and created about 40 years after Jesus “died on the cross for our sins”. It didn’t prophesy anything that came true. The Bible has been edited and changed over time. You make me so very angry, and that’s hard to do. So far the only people who have ever managed to do that, are Christians, in all their ignorance, and… and… Nope, no and. Just Christians. Gay people are awesome, I hope we get gay marriage asap. They deserve to be just as miserable as the rest of us ;)
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I pray that the almighty FSM takes mercy on you all and touches you with his noodly appendage so that you may one day learn to spell the words “authors” and “prophesied”. Well If Jehovah God hates homosexuals and if your right, why did he make them? I love that when you try to justify your beliefs it is the most vague statement ever about vague things. What has the bible prophesied that is true?
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Oh c’mon, the first poster is a homophobe and justifies it by the words of an invisible sky fairy.
Gay or not, I care not, I just don’t think ANY American citizens should be deprived of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Jehovah God can suck my dick. Did you ever wonder if your “Jehovah God” could make a dick so big that even he couldn’t suck it? If he can’t then he isn’t omnipotent. If he can, then he isn’t omnipotent.
Your Jehovah God hates homosexuals, swine, and Jewish babies burned in the holocaust similarly. Oh, and amputees, even Christian soldiers who’ve lost their limbs. But, I believe the One and Only authOr: JRR Tolkien and he stated that The One Ring Rules them all. At least I have heard of JRR Tolkien. And I saw the movie so it MUST be true.
anon? Is that how your god want your kind? anon? Anon =/= Anonymous, nor is an abbreviation for it without a period.
May you be touched by a real education and repent of your lost ways before you die.
BRIAN FRITZEN <- See! Even atheists don’t fear your kind.
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I really want to see some bashing @1. A lot of opportunities to do so that can not be missed (ok, I know I am missing them).
RAmen
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Just to add up. I did not know that the FSM had carnival clothes. Nice to see that he can also be seen in party mode.
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Ha, I say, Ha! A troll who dares besmirch Our Noodly Master, then doesn’t even bother to spell ‘anonymous’ correctly. Why is it bible-thumpers can’t master simple concepts like sentence structure and basic grammar? I’m pretty sure the Bible has words in it, and those words are likely spelled correctly…
…hey…
…wait…
…that makes sense… what if the Bible is spelled INCORRECTLY? What if it’s all full of “N gOd nO 2 lIk tEh gEz.” I mean, I thought I read the bible, but what if my version was one of the ‘heathen’ ones, where someone cleaned up the spelling?
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Poor “Annonymuss..gotit?”, He’s really gonna regret all that bigotry when he passes over to meet his Maker and discovers that Jesus is a Gay Black Man.
Did I offend you? If I did, you should ask yourself “Why?” If you Christians were more like your Christ and less like that crabby old Jehovah, then you’d be much better company. Go now, study your Beatitudes and learn how to love your neighbor.
Fibonacci & Matey too, Welcome Aboard! Our Heaven is plenty big enough, His Noodlyness is no bigot.
May the Sauce be with Ye!
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Anon, piss off.
I don’t usually swear here, or directly flame anybody, but you’re an example of all that is wrong with this world.
Piss off.
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@Annonymuss..gotit?[sic]
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I’m going to coin a new term for people like you: “BIBLE BIGOT.” I’m not gay, but I am tired of you self-righteous assholes proclaiming that everyone outside of their specific branch of Christianity will go to Hell. If there was a Heaven populated by people like you, I would not want to go there. I’ve had enough of your pious shit here on earth.
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ATSAP REVOL
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Garrick: You’re welcome next year to our pride parade… in Bogotá, Colombia. And who knows, His Noodliness might grace us His presence upon us once again!
Annonymuss: Well, I’m honoured that you spelt Homosexuals with a capital H, even if your god hates them. But I don’t see how does that apply to me, since I’m bisexual – and for that matter, so is my boyfriend. As for your question, I think you should side with the One True Creator™ in all his holiness *and* noodliness, that is, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And since He made himself manifest to me, I think it’s perfectly clear he DOES support my kind.
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I meant, He might grace us with His presence. Sorry!
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Spiritual being on a human adventure, but lost, seeking if there is a God that loves me, or if God is Love (we keep hearing that, maybe it’s true). So far, my quest has shown me the Christian God is not the God that created and loves me, in particular because of His stance on Gays. I like to say “I’m raising buffalo over here – I have a Bi-son”. My child is Gay (okay, he insists; having never engaged in anal sex, he is merely Bi , not Gay – just so you know) When first held him in my arms, I knew he was a gift directly from a God, but, apparently, not a Christian Heaven. Presently, my quest has brought me here, and must say, there are aspects to the FSM that ring true to me. The Pirate part of the gospel is especially compelling. And heck, who doesn’t love pasta. Which returns us to God is Love!
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I find it interesting that after the first wanky Christian put across their views, no more have come to his/her support nor has he/she posted a second time. They do tend to be cowards that way, so I’m not really surprised. The world must seem so harsh and forbidding to those not enlightened by His Noodly Ways. Perhaps we ought to pity these idiots.
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Nah, who am I kidding? Their God gave them free will. They CHOOSE to be small-minded bigots. Carry on with the smiting party. :)
By the way “Annonymuss..gotit?”, you’re a big fat turd and I hope that somebody who is also afflicted with your religion steps on you. *blows raspberry at you for being so turdy*
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Heh, thanks for posting the pic. Fibo and I have strengthen our faith in the Holy FSM, for which we knew we had His support aver since. rAmen!
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I might be there! I’m not 18 and I don’t have a well paying job… So maybe! I’ll try!
Hugs and kisses
-GM
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Win. Simply win.
To fill in a bit of the details, while I try to not pop anyones bubbles:
The photo is a really good angle of a walking advertisement for “Theatron”, the biggest club in colombia (Biggest Gay club in latin america, Second biggest club in latin america). There were alot of them around the float. I dunno who decided to advertise with tube ballons (I mean, it’s such a non-phallic item…).
Speaking as a person who’s read the word (Gospel of the FSM), It is very clear to me that those who know the true message of the Spagheity are present, to them I say: Ok, seriously, enough with bashing Annonimous. Rationally bashing a bigot is good. Over kill a subject till absolutely everyone has had a turn bashing him while he clearly hasn’t appeared since is bad.
Finaly, I wish to thank Fibonacci for seeing what I failed to see in the midts of the celebration. Trully, we stand in right if his noodly apendages guide our acts.
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ATSAP REVOL, “bible bigot” isn’t a new term:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bible%20bigot
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