Comments on: your movement is pointless http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Treeguy http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-935213 Treeguy Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:42:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-935213 "Do you really think you’ll get your point across by creating a fake religion?" Apparently so. After all, whether or not it got to the heart of satirizing religion, it proved that its definitely inciting some responses. After all, people come all the way out to a website that they hate and think is slander, just so they can whine and complain about it. Not to mention all those threats of extreme violence towards the creators, threats of "You should stop, or the Sky Bully is going to punish you for all of eternity." Its not like they're forcing this on anyone. People should choose to believe what they want to. “Do you really think you’ll get your point across by creating a fake religion?” Apparently so. After all, whether or not it got to the heart of satirizing religion, it proved that its definitely inciting some responses. After all, people come all the way out to a website that they hate and think is slander, just so they can whine and complain about it. Not to mention all those threats of extreme violence towards the creators, threats of “You should stop, or the Sky Bully is going to punish you for all of eternity.”
Its not like they’re forcing this on anyone. People should choose to believe what they want to.

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]]> By: dorian http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-929767 dorian Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:43:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-929767 i loved reading your excellent collection of hate mail. i'm beginning to get ideas about starting a blog just to start my own collection. the best laughs can be found among the most humorless ones of all: religious zealots. and everything flies over their head, like your flying spaghetti monster. "Do you really think you’ll get your point across by creating a fake religion?" and such. priceless, priceless. i loved reading your excellent collection of hate mail. i’m beginning to get ideas about starting a blog just to start my own collection. the best laughs can be found among the most humorless ones of all: religious zealots. and everything flies over their head, like your flying spaghetti monster.

“Do you really think you’ll get your point across by creating a fake religion?” and such. priceless, priceless.

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]]> By: danfanclub http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-929620 danfanclub Mon, 01 Mar 2010 22:00:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-929620 wait, how can cultures have existed before our ancestors? That's like spaghetti existing before humans... RAmen wait, how can cultures have existed before our ancestors? That’s like spaghetti existing before humans…
RAmen

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]]> By: Bazilisk http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-919100 Bazilisk Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:43:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-919100 then this should be really thaught in schools, but in the full way, not in the way these idiots say, because ppl this is no a true religion, is a parody religion, and we are just "playing", because this could teach all the kids how easy a religion can be created and stablished, and indeed how it was done, and how stupid it can be then this should be really thaught in schools, but in the full way, not in the way these idiots say, because ppl this is no a true religion, is a parody religion, and we are just “playing”, because this could teach all the kids how easy a religion can be created and stablished, and indeed how it was done, and how stupid it can be

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]]> By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-917129 CrudOMatic Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:43:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-917129 """The reason why Mythology is taught in schools is to enrich our knowledge of cultures that existed way before your ancestors were born. There’s a similar reason as to why religion is taught, those who don’t believe in it, can just go along and learn the views that people had hundreds of years ago, again it enriches them by showing them why others believe.""" I didn't respect the myth of the Roman/Greek/Egyptian gods, it was all moronic - as you Christians who ignored the Garlic reckoning did. I am just here to spread the word of the great straining of men's souls, meaning that dinner time is almost nigh! “”"The reason why Mythology is taught in schools is to enrich our knowledge of cultures that existed way before your ancestors were born. There’s a similar reason as to why religion is taught, those who don’t believe in it, can just go along and learn the views that people had hundreds of years ago, again it enriches them by showing them why others believe.”"”

I didn’t respect the myth of the Roman/Greek/Egyptian gods, it was all moronic – as you Christians who ignored the Garlic reckoning did. I am just here to spread the word of the great straining of men’s souls, meaning that dinner time is almost nigh!

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]]> By: FSM supporter http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-914809 FSM supporter Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:47:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-914809 Hahahaha Stela you really made my day. You find the FSM church a big joke, thats exactly how i feel about religion being taught as science in schools. My dear Stela, we were given free will and we are expressing it, if people take offence, then it sucks for them. R'Amen Hahahaha Stela you really made my day. You find the FSM church a big joke, thats exactly how i feel about religion being taught as science in schools. My dear Stela, we were given free will and we are expressing it, if people take offence, then it sucks for them.

R’Amen

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]]> By: pinataheart http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-914502 pinataheart Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:31:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-914502 Problems with teaching religions in schools even if they are intended in the way stela said: -1: Religions tend to be very diverse in and of themselves. There are many different types of Christians. Many different kinds of Buddhists. Too many. -2: There is no need! (especially due to overzealous Christians like you, Stela) If someone wants to learn about a religion, they can learn it in the normal place of worship of that religion very easily and be "enriched" that way. The only thing that having it in schools would do is force students to have to go through it. -3: There will be obvious religious bias as to who can teach these classes. Problems with teaching religions in schools even if they are intended in the way stela said:
-1: Religions tend to be very diverse in and of themselves. There are many different types of Christians. Many different kinds of Buddhists. Too many.
-2: There is no need! (especially due to overzealous Christians like you, Stela) If someone wants to learn about a religion, they can learn it in the normal place of worship of that religion very easily and be “enriched” that way. The only thing that having it in schools would do is force students to have to go through it.
-3: There will be obvious religious bias as to who can teach these classes.

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]]> By: Jim http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-914408 Jim Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:01:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-914408 cant remember to whom im responding to but...... All religion is fake you idiot. thousands of years ago when people were being eaten by tigers and had no idea whether or not they were going to survive the winter, they needed some bs to make life not suck so much. So a bunch of old guys came up with the story that "lifes hard but in the end gods with you" so that people wouldn't want to kill themselves. Then as civilizations began to advance, the same old guys realized they could spread there feel good story to more idiots desperate to know why their crops died, or why the black plague killed everyone they knew. Every early civilization had its own story to control its people. The Chinese had the mandate of heaven, and everyone else had there own thing. The Catholics were pissed off that there stupid religion wasn't as entertaining as the others so they killed thousands of people "in the name of god" and scared the shit out of everyone else so that they'd get more attention. And from then on the catholic church has been corrupting, manipulating everything so its stays in power. Everyone is entitled to believe in what they want just dont imposed it on other people or argue that ur shit is better than the rest cause its not. If there was a god, the mess in Haiti prob wouldn't have happened cant remember to whom im responding to but……

All religion is fake you idiot. thousands of years ago when people were being eaten by tigers and had no idea whether or not they were going to survive the winter, they needed some bs to make life not suck so much. So a bunch of old guys came up with the story that “lifes hard but in the end gods with you” so that people wouldn’t want to kill themselves. Then as civilizations began to advance, the same old guys realized they could spread there feel good story to more idiots desperate to know why their crops died, or why the black plague killed everyone they knew. Every early civilization had its own story to control its people. The Chinese had the mandate of heaven, and everyone else had there own thing.
The Catholics were pissed off that there stupid religion wasn’t as entertaining as the others so they killed thousands of people “in the name of god” and scared the shit out of everyone else so that they’d get more attention. And from then on the catholic church has been corrupting, manipulating everything so its stays in power.

Everyone is entitled to believe in what they want just dont imposed it on other people or argue that ur shit is better than the rest cause its not.

If there was a god, the mess in Haiti prob wouldn’t have happened

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]]> By: The noodle will save us all http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-913931 The noodle will save us all Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:36:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-913931 hmmm.... stela, maybe... just maybe you are insulting a large group of people with this close-minded attitude you have about our god. Even though you may not have the same love and forgiveness in your soul as we do, I will still pray that He wraps his Noodly Appendage around you and infuses your mind and soul with the knowledge of all that is noodly. R'Amen Stela! R'Amen hmmm…. stela, maybe… just maybe you are insulting a large group of people with this close-minded attitude you have about our god. Even though you may not have the same love and forgiveness in your soul as we do, I will still pray that He wraps his Noodly Appendage around you and infuses your mind and soul with the knowledge of all that is noodly.

R’Amen Stela! R’Amen

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]]> By: Big D http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-913070 Big D Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:44:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-913070 Love the site! Love the site!

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]]> By: Katherine http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-908547 Katherine Thu, 24 Dec 2009 06:10:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-908547 Didn't you maybe, just maybe think that your Christian bigotry is upsetting a big group of people? Lynching, the Holocaust, and burning crosses are a lot more harmful than a website last time I checked. And I'm not trying to say that all Christians are bigots. But if this website is the worst thing Pastafarians have done, well shit, we're practically angels! Didn’t you maybe, just maybe think that your Christian bigotry is upsetting a big group of people? Lynching, the Holocaust, and burning crosses are a lot more harmful than a website last time I checked. And I’m not trying to say that all Christians are bigots. But if this website is the worst thing Pastafarians have done, well shit, we’re practically angels!

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]]> By: Steven Wanzell http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-908139 Steven Wanzell Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:59:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-908139 Dearest Stela, The first gaping flaw in your argument is the unsurmountable fact that religion has not traditionally been presented as mythology, but as fact. There is a world of difference between the two. The rest of your comments merrit no further indulgence. You might benefit richly from studying more of what is truly substantiated (facts), and believing less of what you're told are facts (memes) by your predominant authority figures. We "non-believers" mock religious dogma because it remains a negative force in the world. We don't believe because the theories put forth do not stand up to sound reasoning based on voluminous credible evidence. (Translation: You're out of your Noodling mind!) Class dismissed. Dearest Stela,

The first gaping flaw in your argument is the unsurmountable fact that religion has not traditionally been presented as mythology, but as fact. There is a world of difference between the two. The rest of your comments merrit no further indulgence.

You might benefit richly from studying more of what is truly substantiated (facts), and believing less of what you’re told are facts (memes) by your predominant authority figures.

We “non-believers” mock religious dogma because it remains a negative force in the world. We don’t believe because the theories put forth do not stand up to sound reasoning based on voluminous credible evidence.

(Translation: You’re out of your Noodling mind!)

Class dismissed.

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]]> By: Jackson Dahlen http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-905310 Jackson Dahlen Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:51:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-905310 HOLY SHIT EVERYONE STOP DISSING BUDDHA I LOVE HIM. I love this religion thow i am both a pastafarian and a buddhist but what the fuc this is bull shit how all of this hate mail is taken so serosly XD HOLY SHIT EVERYONE STOP DISSING BUDDHA I LOVE HIM.
I love this religion thow i am both a pastafarian and a buddhist but what the fuc this is bull shit how all of this hate mail is taken so serosly XD

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]]> By: Shane http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-901399 Shane Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:17:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-901399 I like how Stela chides Bobby for spending time on the internet in such a ridiculous pursuit by spending time on the internet arguing with the ridiculous pursuit. I like how Stela chides Bobby for spending time on the internet in such a ridiculous pursuit by spending time on the internet arguing with the ridiculous pursuit.

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]]> By: Here little noodles http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-898737 Here little noodles Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:59:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-898737 Bobby isn't ignorant to the knowledge. He just doesn't care. Just like I don't care that you worship a zombie on a tree. Besides, what can the Christians do? Tell God. Yeah. Right. Bobby isn’t ignorant to the knowledge. He just doesn’t care. Just like I don’t care that you worship a zombie on a tree. Besides, what can the Christians do? Tell God. Yeah. Right.

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]]> By: Keith http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-897354 Keith Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:46:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-897354 Re* 174: Good stuff Kees! Re* 174: Good stuff Kees!

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]]> By: Steve http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-897266 Steve Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:13:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-897266 "I find that the church of The FSM is a big joke" Another near miss...so close “I find that the church of The FSM is a big joke”

Another near miss…so close

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]]> By: Gail http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-897251 Gail Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:31:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-897251 Spot On. Note to admin. Must have new t-shirt design, cat on a hot tin roof shrieking STELLLLLLLAAAAAAAA! I will buy one,promise. Spot On.

Note to admin.

Must have new t-shirt design, cat on a hot tin roof shrieking

STELLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!

I will buy one,promise.

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]]> By: K http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-895999 K Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:10:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-895999 "The reason why Mythology is taught in schools is to enrich our knowledge of cultures that existed way before your ancestors were born. There’s a similar reason as to why religion is taught, those who don’t believe in it, can just go along and learn the views that people had hundreds of years ago, again it enriches them by showing them why others believe." Personally, I see no problem having mythology taught, as well as religions taught. There's a time and place for those to be taught, and it isn't in our public science classes, which a lot of religious people want to push. I believe in neutral respect to all religions. If you want to learn more, take a religion appreciation class. In my high school we have an after school club relating to religion. Its free. Just want to illustrate on a point "There’s a similar reason as to why religion is taught, those who don’t believe in it, can just go along and learn the views that people had hundreds of years ago" I find that outstandingly arrogant, and ignorant of other people's feelings. = Next, I am going to use your own words to refute your statement. "I find that the church of The FSM is a big joke, no it wasn’t found such a long time ago, you dweebs, I can’t believe there were people who actually considered believing that." Did you, for one second, think that MAYBE just MAYBE your insulting a large group of people out there, that they will be deeply hurt because of your sick ingorance towards basic facts. "I”m not going to say that you’re in my prayers and that crap, because you aren’t" GLAD. "And what’s up with the website? Dude, do you not have a life? Shouldn’t you be studying if you’re in college, at least." /Facepalm "~ Stela~" STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! “The reason why Mythology is taught in schools is to enrich our knowledge of cultures that existed way before your ancestors were born. There’s a similar reason as to why religion is taught, those who don’t believe in it, can just go along and learn the views that people had hundreds of years ago, again it enriches them by showing them why others believe.”

Personally, I see no problem having mythology taught, as well as religions taught. There’s a time and place for those to be taught, and it isn’t in our public science classes, which a lot of religious people want to push.

I believe in neutral respect to all religions. If you want to learn more, take a religion appreciation class. In my high school we have an after school club relating to religion. Its free.

Just want to illustrate on a point
“There’s a similar reason as to why religion is taught, those who don’t believe in it, can just go along and learn the views that people had hundreds of years ago”
I find that outstandingly arrogant, and ignorant of other people’s feelings.
=

Next, I am going to use your own words to refute your statement.

“I find that the church of The FSM is a big joke, no it wasn’t found such a long time ago, you dweebs, I can’t believe there were people who actually considered believing that.”

Did you, for one second, think that MAYBE just MAYBE your insulting a large group of people out there, that they will be deeply hurt because of your sick ingorance towards basic facts.

“I”m not going to say that you’re in my prayers and that crap, because you aren’t”
GLAD.

“And what’s up with the website? Dude, do you not have a life? Shouldn’t you be studying if you’re in college, at least.”
/Facepalm

“~ Stela~”

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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]]> By: Yeti Poop http://www.venganza.org/2009/07/07/your-movement-is-pointless/#comment-895516 Yeti Poop Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:50:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2314#comment-895516 Please. You talk about teaching religion in schools to teach people what people thought a hundred years ago. Are you talking about teaching just Chrisianity or all religions? I'm sure the Christianity teaching would be very extensive considering all the wars and murders committed in the name of Christianity. Please. You talk about teaching religion in schools to teach people what people thought a hundred years ago. Are you talking about teaching just Chrisianity or all religions? I’m sure the Christianity teaching would be very extensive considering all the wars and murders committed in the name of Christianity.

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