I am a practicing Roman Catholic. And I am also 13 years old. I was on Yahoo Answers and found a question about “The Flying Spaghetti Monster” So, I clicked on it. I probably shouldn’t have but when the link finished loading, I almost cried. Its hard enough for me to have faith in God already, I’m the type of person who needs to have things proven to them, but I just found your site… Disgusting for lack of a better word. I also heard that you made this site because you wanted to get back at the Kansas School Committee or something. I am hoping and praying that this is a true fact, and that you really don’t believe in this. I know this is wrong of me to say. People should believe in whatever they want, but really, looking at some of the articles that you have written, It seems that your site is more of an “In your face” thing to the Christians saying “Haha, we can make a religion just as easy as you guys can, see how stupid it is now?” For example ‘Your just jealous that our god has bigger balls then yours’? Excuse me for my language, but thats just crap, again, for lack of kinder terminology.
Even so, if you made this as a joke, or something to pass the time, that doesnt mean everyone else sees it that way. I mean, come on, you have a majority of collage students believing in this, and hopefully they’ll see how stupid (excuse me for saying that, im just trying to tell you my opinion without criticizing you further then everyone else already has) this all was, and that they may want to rethink their ways, that maybe you’ve gone a little too far?
I relize this all probably sounds silly from a 13 year old, but please take this into consideration…. If this whole thing is not a joke, im sorry, but if it was bobby… Thats kind of sad.-erin
I am a practicing Roman Catholic
Published by Bobby Henderson July 3rd, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 159 Comments
159 Responses to “I am a practicing Roman Catholic”
May His Noodliness forgive me for failing to use the possessive apostraphe… *world’s misery”.
RAmen
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How on earth do you classify that letter as hate?
BTW I just eat your god yesterday, and mine the day before… I must say I like mine better, yours has way too many carbs.
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You spelled “realize” wrong, last paragraph.
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To all the people who are claiming that no 13-year-old could possibly write as accurately and with as deep thought as Erin does, I would like to say that there are many 13-year-olds (and younger) who can write as well as she/he does. Hopefully, including me. You should not be doubting the validity of her/his said age but applaud the fact that he/she writes this well.
Erin: I am so glad that someone my age is this intelligent, and has a wide enough perspective that they can bring themselves to doubt their own religion, and yet enough loyalty and faith to speak up against (however mistakenly) against another. Personally, I love Pastafariansm, and think all religions have a lot to learn from its satirical observations.
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This person is a faggot. I don’t see what’s wrong with believing in the FSM… it’s bullshit.
RAmen.
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#152-So what your saying is Jesus is a Cannibal, because thats what i got out of your little “joke”. #154 AKA the “13″ yr old named Ringo, you make some points. 13 years old isnt that young, by 7-8th grade i would imagine you would know how to use the computer and a spellchecker. but the best part of this whole thing is the fact that Erin says that she/he is a “practicing” roman catholic, but at the same time isnt sure about the religion. so to my point, why are you saying my religion is wrong, when yours is just as far fetched. to say that beliving in a FSM is stupid is just as stupid as beliving in an all powerful God or his zombie son Jesus.
P.s. i think that the “collage students” have better things to worry about than what religion they choose to believe in, like partying like the pirates they are!
RAmen!
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I do wish this kid read the ‘about’ section closer. Clearly Erin is clever and quite earnest.
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Your just jealous that our god has bigger balls then yours’
-have you seen the meatballs on his noodelyness???
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so, just wait a minute, you’re actually trying to believe in something that there is no proof of? Being a person of reason, according to what you said, why would you try to believe in anything without overwhelmingly irrefutable evidence? I guess I just can’t see how someone who tries to say that they that they like to take a logical viewpoint on the world, and then decides to believe in something with no proof. Moreover, why shouldn’t the christian religion be scrutinized? They waste billions of dollars that could be going to the medicinal field on beliefs in a god who they made up just to feel like there is a purpose and that they will live eternally in heaven, when clearly the opposite is true, and we should be making progress in the fields that would increase the wellbeing of the populace, while dismissing the nonsensical things that make up society.
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