Almost died

We were visiting a waterfall and a flash flood came out of nowhere.

Here is the story with pictures.

Update 7/2 – does not sound good – this headline was on the Bohol radio station website:

*SHORT PANTS OF THE MISSING PERSON WHO DROWNED AT MAG ASO FALLS WAS FOUND YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AS RESCUE OPERATIONS CONTINUE

Update 7/4 – we heard that the bodies of both guys were found downstream. Still have not seen anything in the news about this, I am wondering why.

28 Responses to “Almost died”
  1. 1 - ATSAP REVOL - Jul 2nd, 2009

    BOBBY,

    What a horrifying experience. Glad you were unharmed, and hope the two men survived. The FSM was definitely watching over you.

    RAmen
    ATSAP REVOL

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  2. 2 - bryce - Jul 2nd, 2009

    I bet those two guys are okay. The water isn’t forcefully rushing by underneath the falls, so they probably just stood there until the waters slowed and receded.

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  3. 3 - Captain N - Jul 2nd, 2009

    http://www.dyrdam.com/
    “SHORT PANTS OF THE MISSING PERSON WHO DROWNED AT MAG ASO FALLS WAS FOUND YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AS RESCUE OPERATIONS CONTINUE”

    This is what I found.

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  4. 4 - mike weaver - Jul 2nd, 2009

    Wow Bobby that is freaky! I’d like to know if those dudes survived as well. Great stuff on the FSM – hilarious! And bravo for taking on the loonies in Kansas. Very cool. Take care.

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  5. 5 - Dan Brown - Jul 2nd, 2009

    Man, I’m glad you are ok. Definitely post if you find out about those guys behind the falls. Love your site, by the way. I’m not a pastafarian but appreciate your right to your believe what you believe.

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  6. 6 - Peter M - Jul 2nd, 2009

    Holy crap, I hope those two guys are okay.

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  7. 7 - BlackBard - Jul 2nd, 2009

    Wow, Bobby. So pleased that you have not yet gone on to your fresh beer and stripper factory reward. We need you here to help spread the word of the FSM. Stay safe.

    RAmen

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  8. 8 - Odai - Jul 2nd, 2009

    Wow, that’s shocking. If you had died, that would be (I think) the sixth recent celebrity death. Wow. Looks like someone’s watching over you (the FSM, in case you didn’t get it).

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  9. 9 - Shivermesauce - Jul 2nd, 2009

    His holy noodleness was protecting you with his noodelly appendage that day. Hope those fellows are OK. Just another example of why we need to follow the Pastafarian way. A good pirate would have seen the signs like you did Bobby. Continue to be our holy prophet and stay safe.

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  10. 10 - Long John Silver - Jul 2nd, 2009

    I just hope the Noodly One wrapped a Noodly Appendage around each guy to prevent them from being washed way.
    RAmen.
    LJS.

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  11. 11 - Garrick McElroy - Jul 2nd, 2009

    THANK FSM YOU’RE OKAY!

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  12. 12 - Kanoodle - Jul 2nd, 2009

    obviously it is a sign from the FSM about global warming. If it was not then you would surely be dead

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  13. 13 - Roger Nehring - Jul 2nd, 2009

    Jeez, those poor fuckers! Impermanence is the word!

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  14. 14 - Michael Riley - Jul 3rd, 2009

    Just glad you’re okay, hope the other two guys were as well.

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  15. 15 - Kevin (NYC) - Jul 3rd, 2009

    wow that is something else… good you weren’t messing around back there.

    This is also a problem in the canyonlands of utah. If you are in a arroyo or chute and it rains miles away.. you don’t even know anything is up until a wave of water comes rushing down. people die quite often this way.

    I don’t think those guys are going to make it. after a while the water drains out your body heat and you can’t stay awake.

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  16. 16 - John - Jul 3rd, 2009

    I’m glad you are okay and I hope the other two guys are alive.

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  17. 17 - ET, the Extra Terrestrial - Jul 3rd, 2009

    Holy crap, Bobby, that’s amazing. I don’t hold out much hope for those guys, the water is up too high for them to ride it out back there, and the turbulence and velocity make it unsurvivable in the flow. Very sad. I’m thankful you were not swept away, but sorry those young fellows lost their lives. Mom nature wins again. See you on the forums, friend.

    RAmen
    ET

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  18. 18 - Fusillier - Jul 3rd, 2009

    Fingers crossed for those two guys, just shows you how quickly it can happen!

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  19. 19 - Jassmine - Jul 3rd, 2009

    So glad that you are ok!!!

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  20. 20 - piratesmee - Jul 3rd, 2009

    How sad — a beautiful day turning to such sadness for the boy or boys relatives and friends. Glad you are OK.

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  21. 21 - puzzletop - Jul 6th, 2009

    Gee, I wonder how it might be for the two guys to meet their Maker. No amount of sarcasm will help them now. You got another chance though. Repent.

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  22. 22 - ROSE - Jul 7th, 2009

    they’re all DEAD!!!!!!

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  23. 23 - ROSE - Jul 7th, 2009

    they will be buried today…July 8, 2009, we’re so sad!!!!!

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  24. 24 - Drained and Washed Clean - Jul 8th, 2009

    Puzzletop,

    How dare you be such an asshole. You and Fred Phelps are probably best friends.

    You are more fearful of death than anyone here. So scared that you must cling to a false deity in the promise of surviving your own death.

    Now fuck off.

    On to more important things. Bobby, that must have been terrifying. I’m glad that you are all right!

    In His Sauciness,
    D&WC

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  25. 25 - Sedative - Jul 8th, 2009

    Hm. I never realized you were now here in the Philippines. :D Or I’d have staged something to rival the Papal visit here on the past world youth day. Haha. Nothing less for the high priest of His Noodleness, of course! Although I don’t really think there’s a lot of pastafarians among us filipinos. LOL We might have to artificially bolster the ranks with bribed street kids.

    On a more serious note. Flash floods have become rather common here. What with the flagrant government-backed illegal logging and all. Also mudslides, so be careful when traversing mountainous areas. Whole towns have been buried here before.

    So sad for the two guys. They were the same age as me. :/

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  26. 26 - issah - Jul 9th, 2009

    Bob,

    Thanks for the videos and the pics. So sad,but glad that you was safe! God bless!

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  27. 27 - ZeeBigTourist - Aug 22nd, 2009

    It’s a harrowing experience but we’re glad you’re okay. Thanks for the video and pictures.

    It brought awarenes to visitors of the said falls to always be always on the look out when frequenting Mag Aso.

    I took the liberty of posting your pictures and video on my site

    ( http://zeebigtourist.blogspot.com/2009/07/mag-aso-falls-flash-flood-bohol.html )

    to promote awareness amongst my readers since I also have a first-hand experience in relation to the same tragic event. Hope it’s okay.

    Thanks Mr. Henderson.

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  28. 28 - Don de Coq - Sep 26th, 2009

    I recently returned from Antequera and the Mag-aso Falls where it’s located and got the whole story about the two guys in the photos.

    They were swept downstream and drowned. Their bloated bodies were recovered 3 days after the accident in Abatan River between Antequera and Cortes, some 5 kilometers doownstream from Mag-aso Falls. Witnesses at the recovery site said one guy had his stomach lacerated and opened by protruding tree branches along the way. The other guy’s head was cracked open by strong pounding against rocks as the body was violently swept downstream.

    The locals told me that those guys were warned to get out of the water because there was heavy rain upstream and a flash flood was imminent. They ignored the warning. Because of budget constraints, the local authorities do not have a lifeguard or rule enforcement process. They will just shout for you to get out. But its up to you to get out or not. The meager P50 (equivalent to $1.05) gate fee is not enough to hire security guards, since there are not many tourists who come to see Mag-aso Falls. Mag-aso Falls is not really a gigantic falls that would attract many tourists like that at Pagsangjan Falls in Luzon.

    Lessons to be learned: In a third world country like the Philippines, there are many safety concerns and violations and less safeguards and safety rules for people. We who are not familiar with their lifestyles all have to be aware and take precautions. Do not take safety for granted.

    The locals know when to get out when flash floods are immenent or when dark clouds are gathering upstream of a river.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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