You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century

Published June 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press. are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes and ther primates are almost family

-david



140 Responses to “You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century”

  1. unknown says:

    to tell you the truth i dont believe in a fsm but if i had no choice i would, i dont believe in god because i hate the hought that we must be pawns in this game of chess that we call life, and just because it says so in a book doesnt mean that i must believe it, i think that because we cant think of anything higher than god i must mean that there is one. I am 15 years old and i have come to facts in that i will enevitably die but that might be anouther reason why you believe in god, you may believe in him because you are scared of death and hope that we can continue our lives in heaven or hell, you yourself then must not be a christian because you are stateing scientifical evidence about dinosaur bones so why do you care?

  2. Mariner says:

    Everything was created last tuesday, you only think you’ve been around longer than that.

  3. Joe Hayhurst says:

    Where to start!? This certainly has the readability and grammar of a Christian’s hate mail, but something just isn’t right. Is this a first — hate mail from an atheist who doesn’t get the purpose of tehe FSM?
    Nah, more like someone who’s half-grasped the ridiculousness and inaccuracy of the bible but still can’t go the whole hog and drop their belief.

  4. Impossibly Stupid says:

    By that same logic of Western fleshly physical manifestation, shouldn’t Christians be claiming the world is only 2000 years old? Indeed, shouldn’t david take his suspicions of historical fakery to the full extreme by claiming nothing existed before his own mortal form walked this Earth?

  5. Bagelsauce says:

    Did you know that modern humans were not around until about 500 thousand years ago (you can find homo-erectus footprints dating back to a few million years ago but perhap’s that’s not quite “modern”). That means that whatever god you represent wasn’t made up until after the dinosaurs were gone. So you tell me, are all the dinosaur bones fake, or did god impregnate a raptor to spread truth to the reptiles?
    Also, humans are primates. Check that out, knowledge is power ya know.
    - Bagelsauce

  6. lkjlkjljk says:

    … oh dear god.

  7. Jacobian says:

    Yargh!

    I’ll just assume you’re a bible creationist.

    5,000 to 900 is a much smaller difference than 500,000,000 to 5,000. Since you already took the liberty of reducing the actual age of the earth by 5 orders of magnitude, what’s another 0.74? :)

  8. StJason says:

    Ooh! Well, look at Mr. Smarty-pants!

    Let me ask you something, David. Were you there, at the creation of spaghetti? Hm? No? So how do you know that He didn’t manipulate history with his Noodly Appendage to make it look like it was invented 900 years ago instead of at the dawn of time? Hmmmmm?

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