You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century

Published June 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press. are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes and ther primates are almost family

-david



140 Responses to “You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century”

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  1. Landon says:

    People made spaghetti in a subconscious reflection of their true faith. It is proof of FSM’s existence!

  2. el-dub says:

    Maybe he’s right, the Earth only being 900 years old is a little silly. However, it being 6,000 years old is completely plausible.

  3. the amaising cupboard monster says:

    er, slight problem with you my friend, primates are your family just look in the mirror, and this religion is just proving how much society is put in a box!!! we all need widen our imagination!!! the mind is beautiful and creative! why cant we all believe in it? we all believed in the cupboard monster when we were little! hate mail is stupid cowarliness. its only because you scared to actually complain so you just hate!! christians who hate this, doesnt god say not to descriminate and love everyone? exactly!!! dumbass. so what SPAGHETTI (SPELL IT RIGHT FREAK!!) wasnt made til the 12th century. christianity began 2000 years ago. we have no proof of anything before then appart from twisted tales and bones. for all we know, we all belived in raspberries ruling the world!!!!
    hahaha i won

  4. Richard says:

    The Christian bible states that the world is 6000 years old; your argument is invalid. Also, we all know that He with His Noodly Appendages created the world much like it is today, and interferes with all scientific data to make the world seem as if it were older. Also, spaghetti was created in His Noodly image. Duh.

  5. Alphy says:

    Oh, David!

    Didn’t you know that the lord gawd “planted fossils” to confuse those those with doubt so that they could seek and choose to ‘really believe’. Gawd planted fossils to confuse us poopies to help test our faith so that we would be true belouvers and not fall into the sin of selfishishly and sinfully thinking for ourselves.

    Yeah, that’s what fundies actually think. Anyone else want another line of fundy BS just ask me. It’s so much easier to eat fundy poop than think for one’s self.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      That’s right. He made it look like the BuyBull is wrong hoping people would lose faith, so he could send them to hell and torture them forever, he being all-loving and all-merciful.

    • Keith says:

      The idea that an all knowing and all powerful god will create animals and then decide later to remove them and replace them with something else smacks of impiety: it implies that said god is fallible and subject to changing its mind.

      • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

        Don’t forget how he drowned almost all of them a few thousand years ago! …Except for the fish and aquatic mammals. They were OK, I guess.

        • Keith says:

          Perhaps the torrents were so violent that they battered the “evil” fish to death: did Noah have an aquarium as well? (this is probably the sort of thing theologians would have been earnestly proposing 300 years ago).

      • TiltedHorizon says:

        I’m still stuck on the idea that an “all knowing” god creating all animals in pairs except Adam. I wonder if the “Big Bang” was really god’s facepalm at this oversight.

        • Keith says:

          Apparently one myth says that Adam and Lilith were created at the same time: joined back to back. http://www.pantheon.org/articles/l/lilith.html . Other comments about Lilith can be found here http://gnosis.org/lilith.htm. I don’t know if these claims were made as an afterthought.

        • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

          Here’s a great Great Flood oversight: god hates just about everyone so he tells Noah and his family to build an ark, which takes hundreds of years. After all that time, 1) the people god hates are all long dead, as are their next FORTY friggin’ generations. 2) Noah and his extended family gt on board. Assuming Mr. and Mrs. Noah had 4 or 5 children, how large IS this family now? Hundreds? Thousands???

          This is an example of the mental gymnastics and seat-of-the-pants logic employed by fundies that drives me crazy.

          Fundy: “Noah and his sons build an ark which held two of every species”.
          Skeptic: But it would have to be huge!! Without machines, how did they do it?
          Fundy: “uhhhh…they worked on it for 600 years”.
          Skeptic: How did Noah and the guys even know about walruses and kangaroos and opossums, let alone go get them?
          Fundy: “uhhhh…god told the animals to travel to the Middle East”.
          Skeptic: Opossums – native only to the Americas – swam across the Atlantic?
          Fundy: “That’s right. And after the flood, they swam back”.

        • Keith says:

          If American Opossums are anything like Australian Possums they would have nestled in the ceiling of the ark and kept the family awake throughout the journey.

  6. Al Dente says:

    David, you unsaved moron. How dare you question His Noodly word? Stop spreading lies and accept the TRUTH. Open your mouth and let His Holy Noodlyness enter you. For only those who are touched by His Noodly Appendage will reach the big pirate ship in the sky when they leave this earth.

  7. Shyruban says:

    David, you are wrong…
    spaghetti or noodles were invented by Asians, most likely Chinese a long long time ago..
    It is Marco Polo who brought the idea from Asia after one of his voyages…
    Get your facts straight if you’re going to use them to try to vilify my god mouhahahaha!!!

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