You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century

Published June 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press. are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes and ther primates are almost family

-david



140 Responses to “You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century”

  1. Nickk says:

    The creation of pasta during the 12th century was part of a cover-up to save the pirates, of course.

  2. DemoRay says:

    History-Spouting Hate-Mailers… I DARE you to read this.

    All you hate-mailers who try to debunk our beliefs by quoting the date of spaghetti’s invention, (usually somewhere between the 9th and 17th century, depending on the hate-mailer’s research), this message is for you.

    You people are missing the point! … WHICH IS:

    God has probably been enjoying spaghetti and meatballs for EONS!

    The fact that we humans didn’t think of it until relatively recently means absolutely nothing.
    Perhaps it was his love of this dish, In The Beginning, that inspired him to fashion his own physical vessel after it’s image. Who knows?

    That’s one more argument against the FSM that’s been flayed alive.

    May his chin-staining goodness be yours, DJD

  3. JFD says:

    Thou who first formed the Spagetti was a Prophet. He was touched by the divine Noodly Appendage.

    RAmen

  4. Doodorz says:

    Funny how you talk shit when you can’t even spell Dinosaur, retard.
    This shows how retarded christians and catholics really are.
    Half of the people who send hate mail can’t even spell, or use proper, or at LEAST decent grammar.

  5. Pastaqueen says:

    I wonder if all these 12century pasta inventors realize that the Chinese had been eating a noodle type dish for over 3000 years before the birth of Jesus.

    Which makes Pastafarianism a more ancient sect of worship than Christianity.

    Ramen

  6. ET says:

    After all, m’dear, the Flying Spaghetti Monster can create the world to look just as old as he likes. He’s just messing with your head to test your faith! All that “history” stuff? BS! The Christians agree with us, they’re just confused on the date and the nature of god. Poor dears.

    Ramen.

  7. The Noodle will save us all says:

    This is where you are incorrect, He simply wants the non-believers to think that the world is millions of years old when in fact, The enlightened believers will all tell you that this earth is less than 200 years old. Everything that seems to prove otherwise was only placed on this earth to test our faith in Him.

  8. plumberbob says:

    @ 51 – Darion – ,

    Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

    1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

    2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

    3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

    “That’s something the apologists for faith need to learn, too: religion should be strong enough to stand against academic rudeness and mockery without this pathetic bleating for shelter from skepticism. It’s easy to be tolerant and civil when you’ve compelled everyone to be agreeable with you; the challenge is to do the same when you’re being denounced.”
    P Z Myers

    Your delusions are not ours to defend, and you do not have the power to force everyone to stop laughing at you, as much as you’d like to be able to do that. And isn’t that what this is really about? That churches want to be able to punish you for disrespecting their sacred craziness?

    RAmen

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