You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century

Published June 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press. are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes and ther primates are almost family

-david



140 Responses to “You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century”

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  1. jordan says:

    his nodliness willed it so spaghetti was created when it suited him… haha! how do so many people not get that this is a joke to prove that religion is bul****? Anyone who does believe in some spaghetti monster is only proving how ridiculous religion is, and these idiots who send ridiculous hate mail only prove it further by ignoring basic christian/jewish/islam/etc philosophies. didn’t god say to “turn your ass away” or something like that when you’re mocked? i’m all for the values taught in major religion, but not if it turns people into squabbling idiots who want some invisible being to do everything for them.

  2. Jessica N says:

    What the deuce is this nonsense? I believe what you MEANT to say is this:

    “You know spag(h)etti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press(?) are you saying the world is only 900 years old(?) If so(,) then the dinos(au)r bones are all fakes and (the) primates are almost family.

    -(D)avid”

    If you’re trying to get a point across, try to find a clue and a sense of humor first. You seem to be struggling with your writing a wee bit. I mean, I’m sixteen years old and my post makes a lot more sense than yours. In closing, I thank you for at least taking into consideration that we have no inclination to hear you blather on in a long, pointless post positively riddled with grammatical and spelling errors. In short: thank you for the brevity of your post. (Please feel free to consult a dictionary if you find yourself having trouble with any of these words).

  3. Anon says:

    81, stop insulting my belief in the FSM. :P

  4. CauseI'mwithJames says:

    The divine form of spaghetti pasta was not realised by MAN until the 12th century, just as in your bible, it took a few days for God to create humans and quite a while before a few schizophrenics decided to write down what the voices in their head told them and made the Buybull

  5. Max says:

    NO you don’t understand! Spaghetti was made as tribute to honor and respect THE FSM. I f it wasn’t fsor the FSM spaghetti and pasta wouldn’t of been made and a lot of people would struggle for carbohydrates!

  6. Bargain Booze says:

    No, spaghetti comes from the spaghetti tree:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI

    DUH!

    And if you believe that and this religion are real, you are too big of a twit to futher contemplate.

  7. RAmensayer says:

    David, “are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes.”
    I hope you realize that christians actually believe that dinosaur bones are fake, placed here by the devil to confuse us. And yes they believe they world is Approx. 5000 yrs old course.

    Of course the christians are probably just making satirical spin on FSM’s true original human confusion plot about the aging of the earth.

    RAmen.

  8. rudi says:

    I really don’t understand the whole argument of Pasta Making? When human womenkind became aware of their spirits they tried many ways to express themselves. First bread, then rice, and finally pasta! Suddenly it all made sense.

    The point is: The Flying Spaghetti Monster was only called spaghetti once the spaghetti were used in the kitchen! Before it was just the Flying Nameless Monster. And that word really didn’t stuck.

    Rudi

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