So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day

Published June 1st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day? Where did you ever come up with this crap? A flying spaghetti monster? That has got to be the most pathetic, stupidest s**t I have ever heard, seen, or was told about in my life and I have seen some pretty stupid s**t. Put your crack pipe down and get a real life, move outta your parents basement, and get a fu***ng real job and work like us other real Americans have to do to make a living in this failing country with a pathetic economy. There are more issues at hand than the ozone. Like you having money, you having food, etc. As long as their is man, their will be war. Have a nice day :)—Yours truly, A hard working citizen, true American by heart, veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, believer in non-stupidity, and hatred to dumb asses across the world.
-Frost_vamp



152 Responses to “So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day”

  1. virginia neil says:

    you don’t need hallucinogens to understand, practice or appreciate satire. you do, however, need intelligence.

    may you be touched by his noodly appendage soon and often,

    v

  2. Sean Boyd says:

    I call bullshit on Frost_vamp. Don’t believe that this person served in Iraq/Afghanistan.

  3. Aesi says:

    “true American”

    believer in non-stupidity, and hatred…”

    Hatred = Stupidity.

    Don’t even get me started on Americans and stupidity (be fair, a worringly large amount of Americans aren’t known to be especially intelligent).

    Oh, and:

    “As long as their is man, their will be war”

    Erm, okay? Firstly, the correct word is ‘there’ and secondly, that has absolutely nothing to do with the subject of your message. Being incapable of holding thoughts pertaining to a single subject for the amount of time it takes to write a (small) letter, as well as the afore-mentioned points, makes me seriously doubt that your IQ is close to, or over, 100. Hate to tell you, but anybody with an IQ of under 100 is recognised as having a lower than average intelligence. I am not going to pay attention to what somebody with a lower than average intelligence argues, by the way.

  4. zinc alloy says:

    Frost_vamp, self hatred is very sad and you should learn to like yourself.

    After all, you can’t help being a dumb ass. That’s the way the Flying Spaghetti Monster made you.

  5. Shrooma (the mushroom god) says:

    It can be seen that my true people have become confused, it is not the spaghetti monster of which you all speak, but a monster of mushroom with spaghetti on it, dont get me confused bastards.
    …obviously you dont know a true FMSM (flying musroom speghetti monster) when you fu**ing see one, you can shove one of my monsterous spegehtii noodles up your ass =]

  6. Katiebug. says:

    My favorite are the people that censor their own swear words and don’t understand the difference between “there”, “their”, and “they’re”. This guy fits the bill.

    Oh, how you entertain us, “Frost_vamp” [if that's your real name].

    I would also like to point out that a Flying Spaghetti Monster is in no way more ridiculous than the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. [eye luv me sum demotivaters]

    In addition, the FSM has more realistic standards than the Christian God, which makes sense, as the FSM is all-knowing and understands that there are some standards humanity just can’t meet.

    He also has a better Heaven.

    Please learn to use the language you supposedly speak, and stop being such a pompous, closed-minded asshole [ahem, a**hole]. Have a nice day :)

    Yours truly,
    A hard working citizen, a true American by heart, a believer in literacy and intelligence, and a hater of the ignorant bigots across the world.

  7. Al Dente says:

    Humorless people make me ill.

  8. joethegiantmidget says:

    First off crack isnt a hallucinogen and i dont think that someone who points out that the u.s. is failing with a pathetic economy is a true american. second we arent really concerned with the ozone and i don’t know what happened over there in iraq or werever you were but that doesnt make you a real american. third off war isnt always enevitable you gotta look on the lighter side of life and just give it a fucking break. Peace be with you all RAMEN.

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