So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day

Published June 1st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day? Where did you ever come up with this crap? A flying spaghetti monster? That has got to be the most pathetic, stupidest s**t I have ever heard, seen, or was told about in my life and I have seen some pretty stupid s**t. Put your crack pipe down and get a real life, move outta your parents basement, and get a fu***ng real job and work like us other real Americans have to do to make a living in this failing country with a pathetic economy. There are more issues at hand than the ozone. Like you having money, you having food, etc. As long as their is man, their will be war. Have a nice day :)—Yours truly, A hard working citizen, true American by heart, veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, believer in non-stupidity, and hatred to dumb asses across the world.
-Frost_vamp



152 Responses to “So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day”

  1. Anthony Murkar says:

    May you one day be touched by his noodly appendage! You will rejoice when you see the light! Repent before the end, and you will be bathed in his sauce forever!

    =P

  2. the man says:

    how the hell could a ball of food be a god. I would just like to know?

  3. Max says:

    His noodlyness will smite you down, but because im such a fun loving nice religious kinda guy, ill hope that he tries to convert you instead by blessing you with countless spoonfuls of pasta and spaghetti. The only thing that I think is wrong with this picture is that no-one can actually maintain a conversation with the guy who sent that email… If only he would respond and we could prove to him the direct coorelation between pirate and global warming, the appearance of pasta and spaghetti and enlightened thinkers as well as the obvious fallacy of his arguments in ignoring the basic things that our religion and his religion have in common…
    May the Grog be with you Frost_Vamp
    R’Amen

  4. Max says:

    Flying spaghetti monster has more proof of his existence than a supernatural invisible thinker in the sky called god does. There is pasta on the earth. His chosen people (pirates) show a direct coorelation to natural disasters, and he is there for all of us (we feel his noodly presence). There is also a very comprehensive text called the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster that speaks of him, so he definently must be real…
    What has your god done to prove himself?
    plus being a ball of food has its benefits, for example, when he gets hungry he munches on his hand, and as a result of ingesting his own noodly hand, he grows it back. much more convenient that requiring sacrifices of goats, lambs and heretics.

  5. Benjor says:

    the man, yeah weird, eh?

    Even stranger is that there’s also some people who actually believe that a guy died nailed to a stick and came back to life, and that if they drink his blood metaphorically they will have eternal life. There’s even a long book about it, written and re-written by many people cause they can’t agree on the details. They think we lived with T-Rex, too.

  6. Drained and Washed Clean says:

    How the hell could an invisible sky jew zombie be a god? I would just like to know. (Period. Not question mark).

    It really seems more plausible that a snake talked a rib woman into eating a piece of fruit, who then convinced a dirt man to eat the same fruit, and these two were expelled from perfect garden. After that this “god” required sacrifices including children, and fit two of every animal on earth onto a boat, then sent himself to impregnate a virgin, was born, turned water into alcohol, raised a man from the dead, then himself was killed, and after visiting the devil in hell brought himself back to life to levitate himself into space.

    Yup… way more plausible…

  7. plumberbob says:

    @ 126 – the man – ,

    …the same way that your invisible friends, YHVH and Jesus can be gods.

    This is our website, and we are fully justified in defending our cause, which is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula, and our theology, which is a satire that depends on and and demeans no other faith or religion. You have obviously not read and understood both the Open Letter and the “About Tab” material as you were directed when you entered this site.

    “How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’” – Carl Sagan

    I’ve attached a link to a talk by Dr. Andy Thomson who discusses measurements that correlate neuroscience to human religious needs and brain responses. Let’s listen to it carefully and critically:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg

    It seems to me that it correlates our physiological needs as helpless infants with our psychological fears as adults as far as MRI brain activity is concerned.

    RAmen

  8. Roy says:

    “Yours truly, A hard working citizen, true American by heart, veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, believer in non-stupidity, and hatred to dumb asses across the world.”

    Are you emo or do you suffer from depression? Because having a hatred for people like yourself is not healthy. Denial is not an option.

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