Enjoy your spaghetti in hell

Published June 8th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.

Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.

CRITICIZE AWAY

-SpaghettiEater



193 Responses to “Enjoy your spaghetti in hell”

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  1. zinc alloy says:

    Another very poor attempt at hate mail.

    I believe it was Pope John Paul ll who said, ‘fuck christianity for a game of soldiers, I’m off down the pub’.

  2. John says:

    We aren’t trying to humiliate anyone, our motives our pure. We are just trying to prove that any unproven, unfounded idea can be just a likely as the next unproven, unfounded idea.

  3. Standard Toaster says:

    I bet Mr. Jesus would make a heavenly spaghetti sauce.

    LOLOL

    It’s a pun. GET IT?

  4. Roxy & Sienna says:

    THIS IS STUPID!!! Who ever heard of a fucking flying spaghetti!!!!

  5. KrateKraig says:

    Hey, when I was young, I was forced to go to Catholic Church.
    I’ve eaten Jebus Crackers. And I can say without a doubt, your god is tasteless. Maybe they should have a condiment/spice table next to the altar.

    Mmmmm, spaghetti in hell… Heavenly.

  6. Mr. Schism says:

    God fulfills a basic human need: A father figure. Once we grow up, we don’t need a daddy to tell us what to do and threaten to punish us.

    When we grow up, we need to eat. The Noodley One delivers.

    (Now there’s a pun.)

  7. bruceo says:

    I’m an atheist and I BELIEVE!
    I BELIEVE there is no God.

  8. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Wench Nikkiee: Don’t sweat the “He” vs. “he” when it comes to referring to the Noodly One (pesto be upon him). He’s much more mellow than the god of the Old Figament – I mean Testament.

    You know, the god of the New Testament seems to have laid off the wholesale drownings, city burnings, etc. Or is he just sneakier? Maybe AIDS, SARS, etc. are the modern plagues he’s visited upon us, but he’s doing so stealthier so as not to screw up his “loving” image?

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