Enjoy your spaghetti in hell

Published June 8th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.

Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.

CRITICIZE AWAY

-SpaghettiEater



193 Responses to “Enjoy your spaghetti in hell”

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  1. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    You know the pervert recently caught in California who had that poor girl locked away for 18 years? Well, “The break in the case came when Phillip Garrido, convicted in 1971 of rape and kidnapping, came to the attention of UC Berkeley police while attempting to distribute religious literature on campus”.

    What’s the odds he’s a good Christian – you know, someone with “something to believe in”? Give ya 1000 to 1 odds he’s not a Pastafarian!

  2. someone says:

    Shany,
    I hope you enjoy having STDs in Hell

    I’ll be laughing it up as I enjoy beer from the valcano and getting on with the strippers from the factory.

  3. curious says:

    sorry if i offend you, but i was just curious. Do you eat spaghetti and/or other carbohydrates? Again sorry if I offended you.

  4. Drained and Washed Clean says:

    Curious,

    One who comes and seeks enlightenment by asking simple questions does not offend us. We enjoy sharing our practices with those who ask.

    Yes, we all enjoy a pasta dish. It is like our communion. Friday is the holy day, so we enjoy a full plate of pasta with meatballs, and perhaps some breadsticks. Some Pastafarians choose to drink beer with their holy dish, while others choose their favorite wine. There are also alternatives allowed for those who cannot eat gluten, or are vegetarian/vegan (they exclude the meatballs, or substitute something like tofu balls).

    Hope this helps you!

    In Peace and Sauciness,
    D&WC

  5. Mark Combs says:

    That’s very Christian of you.

  6. SkriblZz says:

    Quite a clever name.
    Really, it is. Good job criticizing atheists, too.
    Now let me end my sarcasm.
    Now, the threats, isn’t that unchristian of you?
    If there is a hell, we will see you there, buddy.

  7. Animemeep says:

    Jesus would be proud of you, Bobby. But you’re right about one thing: spaghetti is one HELL of a good food. That and hell ravioli, but that’s a different sect entirely.

    • Saved by FSM says:

      What is most rediculous (sic) is Pastafarian hell is as good as a walk in baseball. Who is he calling an atheist?

  8. ? says:

    @shany does your “god” forbid the use of spell checker? or the teaching of correct english and grammer. I commend your vehement defence of your “belief” but it would be more believable had you bothered to try and make a well reasoned (and spelled) argument.
    @99 i am pleased for you and hope your life is fullfilled whilst continuing the search for answers we honestly need more people like you in the world.
    RAmen brothers and sister

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