Enjoy your spaghetti in hell

Published June 8th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.

Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.

CRITICIZE AWAY

-SpaghettiEater



191 Responses to “Enjoy your spaghetti in hell”

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  1. Jean-Luc says:

    Religion = Ignorance. Without ignorance there is no religion. If God was real, there would be proof of him. There is none. Which is why there are different religions and non-believers. There is proof of gravity. How many people do you know who do not believe in gravity? History shows that we used to believe the Earth was flat. Because of ignorance, but science proved it to be spherical. Science will one day rid of the ignorance fueling the faith of religions and it would not have come too soon.

  2. Skippy Hindswaggler says:

    I love the ones who are all “I’m gonna eat spaghetti” thinking it’s insulting. So cute bahaha

  3. Hunter Schneider says:

    Of course I will enjoy my spaghetti in hell… Down there it never gets cold, and the FSM has blessed us with endless plumes of delicious spaghetti, so there will be enough for everyone :)

  4. Caleb Abell says:

    Enjoy your spaghetti in hell? Sounds so bitter when we are so alike. The bible thumpers enjoy eating their Savior when they have communion every Sunday morning, and Pastafarians enjoy eating their Savior when they have spaghetti dinner every Sunday night. Perhaps they’re jealous because we get to have a cannoli for dessert after munching on our Savior.

  5. Alan Crook says:

    Our God is good. You can touch him, taste him see him and smell him. He is food and food is the key to life. He goes down great with meatballs which gives more nourishment than a wafer and a sip of wine.

  6. Bambi says:

    “How many people do you know who do not believe in gravity?”

    Whoa there! Gravity is not exactly the same as any god. There’s evidence so people KNOW there is gravity. Knowing and believing are two different things. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t believe in any particular god. Actually after reading Angels and Demons, I think I’l be a scientist-believer. There was a very good simple explenation of “God”.

  7. PiratePantsMcGee says:

    Well if you think about it, this is just as believeable as Christianity.

  8. Able Semen says:

    Sorry Dylan #105 – it doesn’t work like that. You can not say it is wrong to say ‘“god does not exist” as you have no evidence to prove so’ as you also have absolutely no evidence to say “god does exist”. Any one could state anything and your logic would enable this to be a fact until proven otherwise. The onus on anybody spouting any bloody stupid idea is to show some proof. God definitely does not exist until someone proves he does! (and they haven’t!!)

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