Enjoy your spaghetti in hell

Published June 8th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.

Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.

CRITICIZE AWAY

-SpaghettiEater



193 Responses to “Enjoy your spaghetti in hell”

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  1. Jerbones says:

    “This is ((rediculous)), just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in. ”

    you keep doing it yourselves.

    1 800 abcdefg “Hooked on Phonics”

    Ramen.

    Jerbz

  2. Kanoodle says:

    1) We don’t need to attempt anything… you and you’re people do a good enough job at that already.

    2) Threatening us with the promise of a Hell REALLY has no real affect on us, because we don’t believe it exists! You’re “Hell” is to us what our FSM is to you. That would be like me telling you that because you are an idiot the FSM will punish you (you wouldn’t care one bit).

    3) I WILL CRITICIZE AWAY!

    4) If you eat spaghetti (which is the best way to honor his Noodlyness) how can you call yourself a non-believer? Yet another flaw in your multi-flawed hate mail.

  3. Cap'n Radiant Darkness says:

    Argg! I just wish to say, it boggles me mind that so many ignorant landlubbers out thar can claim to eat spaghetti so regularly and not only think that such claims will offend us (when clearly we encourage the practice) but can also be so hateful in how they claim to eat spaghetti and in their failed attempts to spread their “peaceful” messages of their vaunted zombie Jeebus. Now I just be a simple pirate, but would anyone care to explain?

    Ramen.

  4. Tenku says:

    Can’t have your cake and eat it too, jerk.

    Criticize us, and we will criticize you.

    Enjoy eating Jesus in hell!

  5. Long John Silver says:

    “… actually have something to believe in.”

    Prove it.

    LJS

  6. BlackBard says:

    Once again these idiots get it wrong. We are not atheists! We believe in the Divine Flying Spaghetti Monster, the One True Deity. It is critics, such as this one who fail to believe properly.

    I hope he will someday be touched by His Noodly Appendage and know the truth.

    RAmen

  7. Long John Silver says:

    “… just another way for atheists to attempt to make *fools* out of people who actually have something to believe in.”

    We don’t have to attempt as you’re doing a good job on your own.

    LSJ

  8. Aesi says:

    All the cool kids are in hell

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