fsm is a way for him to make money

Published June 21st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense burn in hell im having spagetti for dinner suck on that

-bob



100 Responses to “fsm is a way for him to make money”

  1. nick hall says:

    Eating the semblence of his noodelness will only exalt him!!

  2. Roy says:

    Pasta is actually in quote of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Food for the soul” (Henderson 46). So i pray that you find enlightenment and convert to Pastafarianism. Plus, I love sucking on pasta. Especially the individual strands. It tastes good that way.

  3. FSM supporter says:

    Lol fail, by attempting to insult us by saying you’re having spaghetti for dinner, you’re actually taking part in a known ritual of our religion.

    Also we don’t have to worry about burning in hell, well unless you get a bit too close to the strippers, in which case there’s some cream to sort that out.

    May the sauce be with you :)

  4. Bazilisk says:

    Ha! hahaha! caps lock HA HA HA

    so we are the first religion that is made to make money! holy shit!!!

    how blind are these people -.-

    That the FSM fill you with his holy noodles, and may you all be touched by his noodle appendage,

    RAmen

  5. Kat says:

    Oh, Bob, we know you’re just worshipping His noodley Appendages! :)

  6. Caitlin says:

    I’m APPALLED that someone would insult His NOODLINESS by suggesting that he is FOOD to be CONSUMED

  7. Jee Dee says:

    “fsm is a way for him to make money”

    Why not? If I came up with something as ingenious as this, I’d want to be cashing in, too.

  8. Keith says:

    “Yawn!” It has all been said before. “bob” evidently does not know how to use the shift key or punctuation. He is also incapable of an original thought.

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