Comments on: You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century

By: Pastaqueen

Pastaqueen — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:03:35 +0000

I wonder if all these 12century pasta inventors realize that the Chinese had been eating a noodle type dish for over 3000 years before the birth of Jesus.

Which makes Pastafarianism a more ancient sect of worship than Christianity.

Ramen

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By: Doodorz

Doodorz — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:02:24 +0000

Funny how you talk shit when you can’t even spell Dinosaur, retard.
This shows how retarded christians and catholics really are.
Half of the people who send hate mail can’t even spell, or use proper, or at LEAST decent grammar.

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By: JFD

JFD — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:27:51 +0000

Thou who first formed the Spagetti was a Prophet. He was touched by the divine Noodly Appendage.

RAmen

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By: DemoRay

DemoRay — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:22:29 +0000

History-Spouting Hate-Mailers… I DARE you to read this.

All you hate-mailers who try to debunk our beliefs by quoting the date of spaghetti’s invention, (usually somewhere between the 9th and 17th century, depending on the hate-mailer’s research), this message is for you.

You people are missing the point! … WHICH IS:

God has probably been enjoying spaghetti and meatballs for EONS!

The fact that we humans didn’t think of it until relatively recently means absolutely nothing.
Perhaps it was his love of this dish, In The Beginning, that inspired him to fashion his own physical vessel after it’s image. Who knows?

That’s one more argument against the FSM that’s been flayed alive.

May his chin-staining goodness be yours, DJD

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By: Nickk

Nickk — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:04:42 +0000

The creation of pasta during the 12th century was part of a cover-up to save the pirates, of course.

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By: Lioss

Lioss — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:29:17 +0000

In 2005 archeologist found noodles fossil in China; aged of more than 5000 years.

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By: Duiliath

Duiliath — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:24:16 +0000

CONSPIRACY THEORIES *gasps in horror*

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By: noodlytunes

noodlytunes — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:07:48 +0000

Please don’t be fooled. Be aware that scripture is revealed by men (or whatever) as the inspired word of the unquestionable Creator. The loving nature of our enabler, our redeemer, our, dare I say it, most affectionate “creature”, (Did I go too far?) fulfills our need for history, lineage, or other doubts that may surface in our minds.
I propose a theory. This explains the deep seated longing I have for pasta and other carbohydrates. It is my postulation that there is an anti FSM, yes, even the “BIZZARO” FSM.
Am I backslidden or does anyone have any cleansing thoughts that might help me?

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By: r4m3nzor

r4m3nzor — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:31:45 +0000

wait… I understand now. Ever wonder what meat balls are made of? Dinosaurs…which means that the bones are the remenants of the Flying Spagetti Monsters creation which he made just to create meatballs. If that is true… what came first the Flying Spagetti Monster the Dinosaur or the meatball? My head hurts…

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By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:25:29 +0000

Why would anybody believe in a flying spaghetti monster? I think it is a great thing that people have a good enough sense of humor to create an entirely fake religion. Of course nobody actually believes in the Flying spaghetti monster, it’s all just a joke. The purpose of religion is simply to fill the part of your brain that is left empty, wondering how the universe came into being, there is no actual point to it. The life lessons are good, but if you truly believe that a man in the sky that nobody can see will send you to a place of fire and suffering if your bad because it will save your soul, your about as stupid as a log. Similar to the other religions (you know, the ones that are “right” and true”) pointless, but those who enjoy the life of being part of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti monster are just as smart and most likely smarter than those who oppress them. As the point to the FSM is to know that it is not true and to have the knowledge that… no, there is no such thing as a true religion, they were all created by men and women just like you and me and none of them hold any truth, aside from the lessons they teach. In truth, the point of all religion is to support a set of ideals, not to believe in this god or that monster or that alien lord, but to teach you the meaning of being a good person. So no, the earth is not 900 years old, but guess what? If you are a Mormon, your religion argues against the possible existence of dinosaurs, while giving absolutely no explanation. In reality, you could make fun of any religion for loopholes between their religion, science and history, because they will always have them. So don’t tell me to go to hell or that you hope god smites me because what you should be doing is, rather than telling me I’m wrong, tell me that you hope I have a good life because in actuality, that is all your trying to do as well. Just calm down, besides, do you actually think that simply insulting somebody is going to sway their beliefs? Because all your doing is making an ass of yourself.

-Alexander

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By: Michelle

Michelle — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:13:36 +0000

Is Marco Polo, who carried noodlyness from the Orient back to Euorpe, considered a major saint? Does one pray to him to intercede with the FSM?

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By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 03:16:38 +0000

First of all, ‘dinosor’ bones were created by his noodleyness, the FSM. Secondly, it is logical that non-believers THINK that pasta was invented in 12th century, because the FSM is able to alter history with his meat balls. Duh!

Also, The FSM invented the wooden press.

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By: Landlubber

Landlubber — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:55:57 +0000

Pasta wasn’t created… it was discovered.

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By: rudi

rudi — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:46:26 +0000

I really don’t understand the whole argument of Pasta Making? When human womenkind became aware of their spirits they tried many ways to express themselves. First bread, then rice, and finally pasta! Suddenly it all made sense.

The point is: The Flying Spaghetti Monster was only called spaghetti once the spaghetti were used in the kitchen! Before it was just the Flying Nameless Monster. And that word really didn’t stuck.

Rudi

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By: RAmensayer

RAmensayer — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:08:50 +0000

David, “are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes.”
I hope you realize that christians actually believe that dinosaur bones are fake, placed here by the devil to confuse us. And yes they believe they world is Approx. 5000 yrs old course.

Of course the christians are probably just making satirical spin on FSM’s true original human confusion plot about the aging of the earth.

RAmen.

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By: Bargain Booze

Bargain Booze — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:51:06 +0000

No, spaghetti comes from the spaghetti tree:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI

DUH!

And if you believe that and this religion are real, you are too big of a twit to futher contemplate.

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By: Max

Max — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:29:02 +0000

NO you don’t understand! Spaghetti was made as tribute to honor and respect THE FSM. I f it wasn’t fsor the FSM spaghetti and pasta wouldn’t of been made and a lot of people would struggle for carbohydrates!

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By: CauseI'mwithJames

CauseI'mwithJames — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:25:55 +0000

The divine form of spaghetti pasta was not realised by MAN until the 12th century, just as in your bible, it took a few days for God to create humans and quite a while before a few schizophrenics decided to write down what the voices in their head told them and made the Buybull

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By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:05:29 +0000

81, stop insulting my belief in the FSM. :P

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By: Jessica N

Jessica N — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:28:41 +0000

What the deuce is this nonsense? I believe what you MEANT to say is this:

“You know spag(h)etti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press(?) are you saying the world is only 900 years old(?) If so(,) then the dinos(au)r bones are all fakes and (the) primates are almost family.

-(D)avid”

If you’re trying to get a point across, try to find a clue and a sense of humor first. You seem to be struggling with your writing a wee bit. I mean, I’m sixteen years old and my post makes a lot more sense than yours. In closing, I thank you for at least taking into consideration that we have no inclination to hear you blather on in a long, pointless post positively riddled with grammatical and spelling errors. In short: thank you for the brevity of your post. (Please feel free to consult a dictionary if you find yourself having trouble with any of these words).

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