You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press. are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes and ther primates are almost family
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Hasen’t this stupid spaghetti religion joke gone on long enough? It’s not true or funny. It’s just annoying. I hope you ”pastafarians” aren’t actually stupid enough to believe this crap…
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Wow,
I’m aware of human stupidity but this is ridiculous. People should learn to put down the Bible and stop quoting it for everything. Remember that Shakespeare quote “There are more things in this heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy”.
And people… LEARN TO SPELL for pete’s sake. And learn grammar as well.
All praise FSM!
James
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Dear Darian it is both true and funny,but sadly,you are not.
May the Sauce be with you.
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@51
Hasn’t this stupid jeezus religion joke gone on long enough? It’s not true or funny. It’s just annoying. I hope you “jeezus freaks” aren’t actually stupid enough to believe this crap…
RAmen!
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I’m impressed. We’ve gotten 2 trolls already within our own hate mail replies. It’s too bad those weren’t individual hate mails, because we seem to be running low on those over the past few days.
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NOW you’re getting it, David!
Had you taken the time to find out what this site is all about, you’d find it’s a satire on
Intelligent Design. Then research the Creationist Museum in Kentucky, where there are
displays of children playing with dinosaurs, since the earth is less than 10,000 years old.
Maybe then you’ll find out where Bobby and the Pastafarians are coming from.
Naaah! Sounds like too much work to use your brain, doesn’t it? Just keep believing
what the man in the pulpit tells you.
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Dear Austin @35,
I am in tears. Thanks for the blessings. You are priceless!
Dear Darion @51,
As long as there are stupid trolls like you out there, our religion “hasn’t gone on long
enough”. To paraphrase Prophet Bobby, our religion is completely legit. Anything that sound like a joke is a coincidence.
And it’s a pleasure to know we getting under your skin.
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“You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century”
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That’s where you’re wrong my friend. The Aurignacian cave paintings (which date back 32,000 years) show cave men spinning spaghetti on primitive pasta looms.
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Dinosaurs (esp. Pastasaurus) and primates also like spaghetti.
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RAmen
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LJS.
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@#35
I don’t know what you said, but I think it has something to do with your penis fetish. Made me laugh. A lot. I’ve never heard anyone not grasp the english language so well. You just murdered someone, her name is Grammar.
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#51
Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.
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I disagree with EVERYTHING already said. I actually believe in the flying cum spurt. So, I suppose it is similar to FSM in the way that it tastes rather good. I joke, that would get you into hell. Well, FUCK YOU TAKING THIS SO SERIOUSLY!
Lighten up. =]
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“Hasn’t these stupids human like gods religions joke gone on long enough? It’s not true or funny. It’s just annoying. I hope you aren’t actually stupid enough to believe this crap…”
Wahooo only one word difference and the world seems suddenly so clever !!!
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spaghetti was imported to italy in the 12th century… before that, there were chinese noodles, which is why devout pastafarians say “Ramen”…
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@#35 Austin & @#51 Darion
You’re both funny in ways that you’ll never understand.
RAmen.
LJS.
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All I can say is that everyone on this site is a moronic idiot, and that you will all burn in Hell if you don’t turn to the One True God— God — before you die.
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ugh not another noob we have been through this before, pasta was made in HIS image, anyone who read the gospel would know that.
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#65, all I can say is that you are a moronic idiot and you will be stuck with stale beer and diseased strippers if you don’t turn to the one true FSM before you die.
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Well you guys think it is what, 6000? dinos were supposedly around long before 6000 years ago.
And we did not create FSM, he created us. The birth of spaghetti pasta was simply a tribute to his noodlyness.
Also, post # 65, thats mean, we aren’t damning you, so stop damning us.
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Dear Dave (#35),
Bring it.
reverend_james@rocketmail.com
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@65
Everyone on this site is a moronic idiot, you say? Then does that mean that moronic idiots are more than capable of making their way through University? Does that mean that moronic idiots have good grammar and are more than capable of destroying any argument made by the religious people that troll this site? And more importantly, if those of us that are here and making strong arguments with good grammar are moronic idiots, then what does that make you?
-So_So_Man
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Hey, Austin (#35), Darion (#51) and I won’t give you my name (#65)? Can you please not associate yourself with Me, please? I’ve got enough problems keeping things running without Gabriel or Jude Thaddius coming up to Me and saying “Do you know what these nitwits are doing now?”
P.S. Could you commit suicide? Give Lucifer some headaches for once. I swear, he gets all the best people…
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David,
yes pasta is only 900 years old.
however, the FSM is older. the FSM only decided 900 years ago to teach the way of pasta making, as it was the begining of the Spagetti season. These seosons are believed to be extremely long.
Another interesting point, David, is that meat no longer grows naturally in the form of balls anymore, this was also changed 900 years ago, as the FSM wanted his spagetti to now be plentiful, rather than his balls. Much like yourself David, lacking balls. It is believed that during the Spagetti season that balls can be found, but during the ball season, no pasta-based food is present.
I hope this helps with your distasteful views.
your in faith and in sauce,
Pasta J.O’Brien
RAmen.
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lol i saw something like this on south park
i think this is funny. Even though i am christian so…….lol this is really stupid! My site actually has a meaning to it and a good cause
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You, all the unbelievers!! You dont know how it feels when our Lady the Spaghetti Monster touch you with her Holy tallarinesque apendages!!! I am praying She for yours!! If the Pasta was not cooked before 12 century it was because She want us to mature as specie. And maybe 12 century is when the Spaghetti was first-time cooked for all the world, but this not mean there isnt any Spaghetti cooked before. Only there is not proof yet.
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This thread is infected. Burn it
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@73 What is your site? Howtogetitwrong.com? howtofailbynotreading.com? please let me know i need a good laugh.
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Cori (#73),
This website has a great cause! That would fighting against taking mythology, dressing it up using some big words, calling it science, and then teaching it in public schools. As a science teacher, I think this is an excellent cause. Children should be taught facts and how to reason. They should be taught to ask questions and think for themselves. They should not just accept and regurgitate their elders’ beliefs. There is also the very small matter of the separation of church and state. But what is a little law when you have followers to indoctrinate (after all, who else is going to pay the bills)?
What does your site do? Praise Jeebus? Yeah… great cause there. Promoting ignorance. Good job. Whenever you find that proof that he ever existed, let me know (and the buybull doesn’t count, so go find something else).
In Peace and Sauciness,
D&WC
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Dear #65 – I won’t give you my name
“All I can say is that everyone on this site is a moronic idiot”
If that’s all you can say, you have quite some vocal disability to talk about. Oh wait, you can’t. I’m truely sorry for you.
I also couldn’t help notice that by just being on this site for even the briefest moment you’ve entered the collection of people called “everyone on this site” and therefor, by your own definition of “everyone on this site”, you are a moronic idiot. I’m terribly sorry.
As a moronic idiot, I can nevertheless understand that you probably won’t take my word for it, since I am a moronic idiot. I’m, again, sorry for you.
I think there have been lots of moronic idiots on this site that you wouldn’t recognize as moronic idiots who once visited this side, including most probably a lot of your friends and relatives you told about this site full of moronic idiots. I pity the poor moronic idiots you turned them into.
This is my moronic idiot way of saying: it takes one to spot one. I’m not sorry at all.
Olax (I would give you my real name, but I couldn’t remember it, while burning in Hell – as a moronic idiot)
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Hey #35, I’m pretty sure as a good Christian you’re supposed to ‘turn the other cheek’ and forgive us, unless I missed that part in the Bible where Jesus exhorts all his followers to cut off other people’s dicks for peacefully holding an opposing viewpoint.
Also, it’s very funny and quite possibly true, we’re not about to stop, and with 10 million of us (including women, which makes it all a bit complicated anyway) living all over the world it’s gonna take you a while – you’re going to be a pretty busy boy castrating even just all of us males.
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#58 “Dinosaurs (esp. Pastasaurus) and primates also like spaghetti.” Did the pastasaurus and the humans cohabitate 32000 years ago? If so, then this news flies in the face of the dinosaurs and humans cohabitating 6000 years ago theory. The Pentacostals are going to go nuts!
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his nodliness willed it so spaghetti was created when it suited him… haha! how do so many people not get that this is a joke to prove that religion is bul****? Anyone who does believe in some spaghetti monster is only proving how ridiculous religion is, and these idiots who send ridiculous hate mail only prove it further by ignoring basic christian/jewish/islam/etc philosophies. didn’t god say to “turn your ass away” or something like that when you’re mocked? i’m all for the values taught in major religion, but not if it turns people into squabbling idiots who want some invisible being to do everything for them.
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What the deuce is this nonsense? I believe what you MEANT to say is this:
“You know spag(h)etti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press(?) are you saying the world is only 900 years old(?) If so(,) then the dinos(au)r bones are all fakes and (the) primates are almost family.
-(D)avid”
If you’re trying to get a point across, try to find a clue and a sense of humor first. You seem to be struggling with your writing a wee bit. I mean, I’m sixteen years old and my post makes a lot more sense than yours. In closing, I thank you for at least taking into consideration that we have no inclination to hear you blather on in a long, pointless post positively riddled with grammatical and spelling errors. In short: thank you for the brevity of your post. (Please feel free to consult a dictionary if you find yourself having trouble with any of these words).
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81, stop insulting my belief in the FSM. :P
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The divine form of spaghetti pasta was not realised by MAN until the 12th century, just as in your bible, it took a few days for God to create humans and quite a while before a few schizophrenics decided to write down what the voices in their head told them and made the Buybull
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NO you don’t understand! Spaghetti was made as tribute to honor and respect THE FSM. I f it wasn’t fsor the FSM spaghetti and pasta wouldn’t of been made and a lot of people would struggle for carbohydrates!
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No, spaghetti comes from the spaghetti tree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI
DUH!
And if you believe that and this religion are real, you are too big of a twit to futher contemplate.
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David, “are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes.”
I hope you realize that christians actually believe that dinosaur bones are fake, placed here by the devil to confuse us. And yes they believe they world is Approx. 5000 yrs old course.
Of course the christians are probably just making satirical spin on FSM’s true original human confusion plot about the aging of the earth.
RAmen.
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I really don’t understand the whole argument of Pasta Making? When human womenkind became aware of their spirits they tried many ways to express themselves. First bread, then rice, and finally pasta! Suddenly it all made sense.
The point is: The Flying Spaghetti Monster was only called spaghetti once the spaghetti were used in the kitchen! Before it was just the Flying Nameless Monster. And that word really didn’t stuck.
Rudi
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Pasta wasn’t created… it was discovered.
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First of all, ‘dinosor’ bones were created by his noodleyness, the FSM. Secondly, it is logical that non-believers THINK that pasta was invented in 12th century, because the FSM is able to alter history with his meat balls. Duh!
Also, The FSM invented the wooden press.
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Is Marco Polo, who carried noodlyness from the Orient back to Euorpe, considered a major saint? Does one pray to him to intercede with the FSM?
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Why would anybody believe in a flying spaghetti monster? I think it is a great thing that people have a good enough sense of humor to create an entirely fake religion. Of course nobody actually believes in the Flying spaghetti monster, it’s all just a joke. The purpose of religion is simply to fill the part of your brain that is left empty, wondering how the universe came into being, there is no actual point to it. The life lessons are good, but if you truly believe that a man in the sky that nobody can see will send you to a place of fire and suffering if your bad because it will save your soul, your about as stupid as a log. Similar to the other religions (you know, the ones that are “right” and true”) pointless, but those who enjoy the life of being part of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti monster are just as smart and most likely smarter than those who oppress them. As the point to the FSM is to know that it is not true and to have the knowledge that… no, there is no such thing as a true religion, they were all created by men and women just like you and me and none of them hold any truth, aside from the lessons they teach. In truth, the point of all religion is to support a set of ideals, not to believe in this god or that monster or that alien lord, but to teach you the meaning of being a good person. So no, the earth is not 900 years old, but guess what? If you are a Mormon, your religion argues against the possible existence of dinosaurs, while giving absolutely no explanation. In reality, you could make fun of any religion for loopholes between their religion, science and history, because they will always have them. So don’t tell me to go to hell or that you hope god smites me because what you should be doing is, rather than telling me I’m wrong, tell me that you hope I have a good life because in actuality, that is all your trying to do as well. Just calm down, besides, do you actually think that simply insulting somebody is going to sway their beliefs? Because all your doing is making an ass of yourself.
-Alexander
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wait… I understand now. Ever wonder what meat balls are made of? Dinosaurs…which means that the bones are the remenants of the Flying Spagetti Monsters creation which he made just to create meatballs. If that is true… what came first the Flying Spagetti Monster the Dinosaur or the meatball? My head hurts…
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Please don’t be fooled. Be aware that scripture is revealed by men (or whatever) as the inspired word of the unquestionable Creator. The loving nature of our enabler, our redeemer, our, dare I say it, most affectionate “creature”, (Did I go too far?) fulfills our need for history, lineage, or other doubts that may surface in our minds.
I propose a theory. This explains the deep seated longing I have for pasta and other carbohydrates. It is my postulation that there is an anti FSM, yes, even the “BIZZARO” FSM.
Am I backslidden or does anyone have any cleansing thoughts that might help me?
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CONSPIRACY THEORIES *gasps in horror*
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In 2005 archeologist found noodles fossil in China; aged of more than 5000 years.
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The creation of pasta during the 12th century was part of a cover-up to save the pirates, of course.
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History-Spouting Hate-Mailers… I DARE you to read this.
All you hate-mailers who try to debunk our beliefs by quoting the date of spaghetti’s invention, (usually somewhere between the 9th and 17th century, depending on the hate-mailer’s research), this message is for you.
You people are missing the point! … WHICH IS:
God has probably been enjoying spaghetti and meatballs for EONS!
The fact that we humans didn’t think of it until relatively recently means absolutely nothing.
Perhaps it was his love of this dish, In The Beginning, that inspired him to fashion his own physical vessel after it’s image. Who knows?
That’s one more argument against the FSM that’s been flayed alive.
May his chin-staining goodness be yours, DJD
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Thou who first formed the Spagetti was a Prophet. He was touched by the divine Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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Funny how you talk shit when you can’t even spell Dinosaur, retard.
This shows how retarded christians and catholics really are.
Half of the people who send hate mail can’t even spell, or use proper, or at LEAST decent grammar.
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