Comments on: I’ll pray for you. http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:02:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-933582 plumberbob Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:37:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-933582 @ 126 – Solomon – , Do you also say that to Hindus, or Taoists, or Jews who's religions you also have no knowledge of? Perhaps you are more at home with the following: CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he's your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. MAKES PERFECT SENSE! You’ve come to our website, and you’ve obviously ignored the directive to read the Open Letter and the “About” tab material. You could have learned that our purpose is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of the public schools. Remember that Pastafarianism offers a a 30 day “your old religion will probably take you back” guarantee. However, if you feel that the Church of FSM is neither violent nor hateful enough for you, then maybe you’ll find something more to your taste here… Godchecker – your Guide to the Gods We have more Gods than you can shake a stick at. Godchecker’s Mythology Encyclopedia currently features over 2,850 deities. Browse the pantheons of the world, explore ancient myths, and discover Gods of everything from Fertility to Fluff with the fully searchable Holy Database Of All Known Gods. http://www.godchecker.com/ Hope this helps. RAmen @ 126 – Solomon – ,

Do you also say that to Hindus, or Taoists, or Jews who’s religions you also have no knowledge of? Perhaps you are more at home with the following:

CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he’s your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

You’ve come to our website, and you’ve obviously ignored the directive to read the Open Letter and the “About” tab material. You could have learned that our purpose is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of the public schools.

Remember that Pastafarianism offers a a 30 day “your old religion will probably take you back” guarantee. However, if you feel that the Church of FSM is neither violent nor hateful enough for you, then maybe you’ll find something more to your taste here…

Godchecker – your Guide to the Gods

We have more Gods than you can shake a stick at. Godchecker’s Mythology Encyclopedia currently features over 2,850 deities.
Browse the pantheons of the world, explore ancient myths, and discover Gods of everything from Fertility to Fluff with the fully searchable Holy Database Of All Known Gods.

http://www.godchecker.com/

Hope this helps.

RAmen

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-933577 plumberbob Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:06:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-933577 @ 126 - Solomon - , My regrets for fouling up the name line. I don't post anonymously. Your delusions are not ours to defend, and you do not have the power to force everyone to stop laughing at you, as much as you'd like to be able to do that. And isn't that what this is really about? That churches want to be able to punish you for disrespecting their sacred craziness? RAmen @ 126 – Solomon – ,

My regrets for fouling up the name line. I don’t post anonymously.

Your delusions are not ours to defend, and you do not have the power to force everyone to stop laughing at you, as much as you’d like to be able to do that. And isn’t that what this is really about? That churches want to be able to punish you for disrespecting their sacred craziness?

RAmen

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]]> By: Remember that Pastafarianism offers a a 30 day “your old religion will probably take you back” guarantee. However, if you feel that the Church of FSM is neither violent nor hateful enough for you, then maybe you’ll find something more to your taste http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-933575 Remember that Pastafarianism offers a a 30 day “your old religion will probably take you back” guarantee. However, if you feel that the Church of FSM is neither violent nor hateful enough for you, then maybe you’ll find something more to your taste Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:58:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-933575 @ 126 - Solomon - , Do you say the same thing to Hindus or Taoists, or Jews whose religions you also have no knowledge of? Perhaps this religion is more to your liking: CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he's your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. MAKES PERFECT SENSE! Remember that Pastafarianism offers a a 30 day “your old religion will probably take you back” guarantee. However, if you feel that the Church of FSM is neither violent nor hateful enough for you, then maybe you’ll find something more to your taste here… Godchecker – your Guide to the Gods We have more Gods than you can shake a stick at. Godchecker’s Mythology Encyclopedia currently features over 2,850 deities. Browse the pantheons of the world, explore ancient myths, and discover Gods of everything from Fertility to Fluff with the fully searchable Holy Database Of All Known Gods. http://www.godchecker.com/ Hope this helps. RAmen @ 126 – Solomon – ,

Do you say the same thing to Hindus or Taoists, or Jews whose religions you also have no knowledge of? Perhaps this religion is more to your liking:

CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he’s your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Remember that Pastafarianism offers a a 30 day “your old religion will probably take you back” guarantee. However, if you feel that the Church of FSM is neither violent nor hateful enough for you, then maybe you’ll find something more to your taste here…

Godchecker – your Guide to the Gods

We have more Gods than you can shake a stick at. Godchecker’s Mythology Encyclopedia currently features over 2,850 deities.

Browse the pantheons of the world, explore ancient myths, and discover Gods of everything from Fertility to Fluff with the fully searchable Holy Database Of All Known Gods.

http://www.godchecker.com/

Hope this helps.

RAmen

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]]> By: pastafarian igo http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-933533 pastafarian igo Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:04:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-933533 i like katiei dont see why you would be mean to her is pastafarianism not all about peace i thought it was and maybee you are not true pastafarians i think it is verry nice of her to not have hatred for us and we believe in god just not yours much respect and good hopes for yee thank you i like katiei dont see why you would be mean to her is pastafarianism not all about peace i thought it was and maybee you are not true pastafarians i think it is verry nice of her to not have hatred for us and we believe in god just not yours much respect and good hopes for yee thank you

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]]> By: FSM supporter http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-926730 FSM supporter Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:49:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-926730 Thanks Katie for being so polite, complete thumbs up for not swearing. This Friday i shall have an extra bowl of pasta in your name. R'Amen :) Thanks Katie for being so polite, complete thumbs up for not swearing.

This Friday i shall have an extra bowl of pasta in your name.
R’Amen :)

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]]> By: FSM lover http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-925428 FSM lover Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:04:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-925428 i would like to thank you Katie for your generosity and let you know that personally i would not mind going to Hell if i'm wrong, i did broke the rules and i have to take consequence for it. if you right that is. i would like to thank you Katie for your generosity and let you know that personally i would not mind going to Hell if i’m wrong, i did broke the rules and i have to take consequence for it. if you right that is.

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]]> By: Bazilisk http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-919074 Bazilisk Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:25:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-919074 yay for someone who is not an asshole fuckin and bitchin around, with no clever arguments why cant more people be nice like her :D yay for someone who is not an asshole fuckin and bitchin around, with no clever arguments

why cant more people be nice like her :D

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]]> By: Devin http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-918354 Devin Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:13:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-918354 Sarah, You clearly have down-pat what many people have yet to learn before they die. In other news, there is no such thing as truth. There is only theory and current knowledge. There is no absolute truths. At any time, without any warning, the "truths" as you know them could change and the entire ball game could change. Why not? Nothing is impossible. Cheers, Devin Sarah,
You clearly have down-pat what many people have yet to learn before they die.

In other news, there is no such thing as truth. There is only theory and current knowledge. There is no absolute truths. At any time, without any warning, the “truths” as you know them could change and the entire ball game could change. Why not? Nothing is impossible.

Cheers,
Devin

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-918171 Sarah Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:48:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-918171 A scientific theory is NOT FACT. You can't prove evolution is without a doubt true, only that it's not false. The reason people generally believe it to be true is because it has never been proven false. Scientists gave evolution the theory label because it had undergone enough tests and had not been proven false, but that is not the same thing as being proven true. That's impossible because it would require that the original hypothesis undergo every possible test to prove that it isn't false. Anyway, I also wanted to add that I believe in God, but I also find this site humorous. I don't think I have to agree with you completely to respect your right to believe whatever you want, just as I hope people respect my right. And I don't think anyone who believes in God would be swayed by FSM because anyone who associates themselves with FSM (I'm assuming) know it is all about logic and religion is not. I consider myself an open-minded Catholic, who knows that my belief is just that--a belief, one of MANY. By the way, I believe in evolution and I don't think that contradicts my personal belief in God. A scientific theory is NOT FACT. You can’t prove evolution is without a doubt true, only that it’s not false. The reason people generally believe it to be true is because it has never been proven false. Scientists gave evolution the theory label because it had undergone enough tests and had not been proven false, but that is not the same thing as being proven true. That’s impossible because it would require that the original hypothesis undergo every possible test to prove that it isn’t false.
Anyway, I also wanted to add that I believe in God, but I also find this site humorous. I don’t think I have to agree with you completely to respect your right to believe whatever you want, just as I hope people respect my right. And I don’t think anyone who believes in God would be swayed by FSM because anyone who associates themselves with FSM (I’m assuming) know it is all about logic and religion is not. I consider myself an open-minded Catholic, who knows that my belief is just that–a belief, one of MANY. By the way, I believe in evolution and I don’t think that contradicts my personal belief in God.

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]]> By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-917137 CrudOMatic Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:58:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-917137 God screens his calls. As for FSM, he has always filled me. I thank HIM with a loud fart and a bellowing belch. God screens his calls. As for FSM, he has always filled me. I thank HIM with a loud fart and a bellowing belch.

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]]> By: Markaroni http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-914816 Markaroni Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:35:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-914816 Prayer: How to do nothing and still feel like you're helping. Yes...I know, I've plagiarized this from the web but it is a rather pithy saying and appropriate for this particular letter. Prayer: How to do nothing and still feel like you’re helping.

Yes…I know, I’ve plagiarized this from the web but it is a rather pithy saying and appropriate for this particular letter.

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]]> By: eggman http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-913271 eggman Wed, 13 Jan 2010 04:12:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-913271 I really do think most of these hate mails are super funny to read. But seriously guys, there's no malicious intent here at all. This girl is simply expressing her own beliefs, isn't that what the FSM guys here are trying to do? It's fine to make fun of them if they flip shit at you about "Spaghetti was made in the 9th century blah blah blah..." but this girl seriously was not coming to "fuck shit up" so to speak. She just truly believes in God, no problem with that. We'll each believe what we want, sound good? This one really shouldn't have been posted, she sounds like a perfectly nice girl. Possibly the only agnostic here ;D

I really do think most of these hate mails are super funny to read.

But seriously guys, there’s no malicious intent here at all. This girl is simply expressing her own beliefs, isn’t that what the FSM guys here are trying to do?
It’s fine to make fun of them if they flip shit at you about “Spaghetti was made in the 9th century blah blah blah…” but this girl seriously was not coming to “fuck shit up” so to speak. She just truly believes in God, no problem with that. We’ll each believe what we want, sound good? This one really shouldn’t have been posted, she sounds like a perfectly nice girl.
Possibly the only agnostic here ;D

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]]> By: storkdok http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-912728 storkdok Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:59:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-912728 Katie, I'll pray for you, too. In the name of the FSM and his mother, the Virgin Olive Oil! RAmen Katie,

I’ll pray for you, too. In the name of the FSM and his mother, the Virgin Olive Oil!

RAmen

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]]> By: Trevor http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-909772 Trevor Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:44:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-909772 Let us pray for you as well. Noodley father, we ask that you may open the eyes of Katie, that she be touched by your noodley appendage, and that she may see the truth. In the name of the Pasta, the Meatballs, and the Holy Pirate, R'amen.

Let us pray for you as well. Noodley father, we ask that you may open the eyes of Katie, that she be touched by your noodley appendage, and that she may see the truth. In the name of the Pasta, the Meatballs, and the Holy Pirate, R’amen.

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]]> By: Steven Wanzell http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-908125 Steven Wanzell Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:31:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-908125 Prophet Bobby seems to live a life of relative leisure in an island paradise. Oh, the suffering of "God's Wrath"! Thankfully, you're here to set us all 'straight'. Your evidently brainwashed state is truly sad. Have some pasta - you'll witness HIS Noodly Goodness for the first time and instantly break the dogma of your miseducation! (And splurge a little - try the Alfredo sauce with red pepper.) Prophet Bobby seems to live a life of relative leisure in an island paradise. Oh, the suffering of “God’s Wrath”! Thankfully, you’re here to set us all ’straight’. Your evidently brainwashed state is truly sad. Have some pasta – you’ll witness HIS Noodly Goodness for the first time and instantly break the dogma of your miseducation! (And splurge a little – try the Alfredo sauce with red pepper.)

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]]> By: Johnny Oregon http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-904100 Johnny Oregon Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:51:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-904100 Intelligent Design is just an insurance policy that has never been cashed in. We needed religion to get us out of the hunter/gatherer stage. We now have freedom of speech, therefore we don’t need religion to bind us together to keep us safe, we have the government to do that, sure the government has its dogma but they do have freedom of speech. Try to go to any church and have an intelligent discussion with the congregation over the FSM theory. It would be the inquisition all over again. Evidence of that has been posted on the “hate mail” section. Dogma is bad for everyone. Johnny Intelligent Design is just an insurance policy that has never been cashed in. We needed religion to get us out of the hunter/gatherer stage. We now have freedom of speech, therefore we don’t need religion to bind us together to keep us safe, we have the government to do that, sure the government has its dogma but they do have freedom of speech. Try to go to any church and have an intelligent discussion with the congregation over the FSM theory. It would be the inquisition all over again. Evidence of that has been posted on the “hate mail” section. Dogma is bad for everyone.

Johnny

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]]> By: callmezaza http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-903888 callmezaza Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:19:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-903888 Don't you think that if you could broaden you view a wee bit that you would see that the FSM (The Most Noodliest) is the only begotten Son of The Great Saucepan, and that when we die we shall return to our Sauce in the Sky. How freakily similar is that to the Christian belief that Jesus (The Most Holy) was the only Son of God, and that when we die we shall return to Heaven. Isn't choice wonderful Love you all Don’t you think that if you could broaden you view a wee bit that you would see that the FSM (The Most Noodliest) is the only begotten Son of The Great Saucepan, and that when we die we shall return to our Sauce in the Sky.
How freakily similar is that to the Christian belief that Jesus (The Most Holy) was the only Son of God, and that when we die we shall return to Heaven.
Isn’t choice wonderful
Love you all

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]]> By: Bacon http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-902491 Bacon Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:29:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-902491 I find that there are a few people on both sides who are having an intelligent debate which I respect and would much like to calmly partake in. some however are taking everything far too seriously and might benefit from anger management or at least a bar of soap. There is NEVER justification to look down upon ANYONE for their beliefs, and any expression of anger toward a religious group for their religion (I am speaking in general) should never be tolerated. I respect Katie, Susan, Skye and others for their composure and respect, There is no reason for Christians to believe that we (Pastafarians) dislike them for their religion, Christians should not acknowledge us if they disagree, rather than provoking those of us who can be irritable. -- --Stefan-- I find that there are a few people on both sides who are having an intelligent debate which I respect and would much like to calmly partake in. some however are taking everything far too seriously and might benefit from anger management or at least a bar of soap. There is NEVER justification to look down upon ANYONE for their beliefs, and any expression of anger toward a religious group for their religion (I am speaking in general) should never be tolerated. I respect Katie, Susan, Skye and others for their composure and respect, There is no reason for Christians to believe that we (Pastafarians) dislike them for their religion, Christians should not acknowledge us if they disagree, rather than provoking those of us who can be irritable.
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–Stefan–

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]]> By: That one guy http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-901934 That one guy Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:35:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-901934 "Bobby, I’ll pray for you. Really and truely." Seems she has a thing for Bobby and will pray to the FSM... "You are obviously a very intelligent and witty person." So true? Kissing his ass much? "I hope that you have an amazing life and are happy and proud of who you are." I think you're over doing it... "I also hope that one day you might give God another chance." Did Bobby do something to upset FSM!? *gasp!* "I don’t know what happened that caused you to turn from Him, or if you never did believe." I thought Bobby always believed in FSM... "But I sincerly hope that you will know Him." Are you nuts? "When you die, do you know what will happen?" I'm sure he does. He'll be touched by His Noody Appendage. "I’m sorry if this comes across as just another ‘conversion’ speech." Eh? "Just please never give up hope in life." Which is why we thank the mighty FSM for Bobby's existance. "Thanks for reading. Love, Katie" I think it's a date!

“Bobby,
I’ll pray for you. Really and truely.”
Seems she has a thing for Bobby and will pray to the FSM…

“You are obviously a very intelligent and witty person.”
So true? Kissing his ass much?

“I hope that you have an amazing life and are happy and proud of who you are.”
I think you’re over doing it…

“I also hope that one day you might give God another chance.”
Did Bobby do something to upset FSM!? *gasp!*

“I don’t know what happened that caused you to turn from Him, or if you never did believe.”
I thought Bobby always believed in FSM…

“But I sincerly hope that you will know Him.”
Are you nuts?

“When you die, do you know what will happen?”
I’m sure he does. He’ll be touched by His Noody Appendage.

“I’m sorry if this comes across as just another ‘conversion’ speech.”
Eh?

“Just please never give up hope in life.”
Which is why we thank the mighty FSM for Bobby’s existance.

“Thanks for reading.
Love, Katie”
I think it’s a date!

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]]> By: Drunken Master http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/27/ill-pray-for-you/#comment-901163 Drunken Master Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:42:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2232#comment-901163 Click the thumb, if you agree the above comment is long.

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