Comments on: The Spaghetti Constant http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Father.Pat http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-894251 Father.Pat Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:44:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-894251 Proof. No one now can deny the existence of our noodley savior. Praise him. Proof. No one now can deny the existence of our noodley savior. Praise him.

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]]> By: wardess http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-875753 wardess Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:35:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-875753 wow fsm is real !! ramen wow fsm is real !!

ramen

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]]> By: Oktober Storm http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-869162 Oktober Storm Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:00:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-869162 All hail Dr. Erik Ronne, our prophet, and The Spaghetti Constant! All hail Dr. Erik Ronne, our prophet, and The Spaghetti Constant!

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]]> By: Sploogal http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-853306 Sploogal Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:17:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-853306 Ok, I'm smart enough to follow that so long as I don't concentrate too hard, look too closely, or squint too much. I'm not smart enough to verify if the figures/graph are correct though, but I would like to believe that they are, so I think I will. Given the above, I declare you to be a Prophet of His Noodliness and eagerly await your next proclamation! Ok, I’m smart enough to follow that so long as I don’t concentrate too hard, look too closely, or squint too much. I’m not smart enough to verify if the figures/graph are correct though, but I would like to believe that they are, so I think I will.

Given the above, I declare you to be a Prophet of His Noodliness and eagerly await your next proclamation!

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]]> By: Renegade http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-850855 Renegade Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:33:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-850855 WOW this is amazing, perhaps there is something to all this... WOW
this is amazing, perhaps there is something to all this…

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]]> By: Benji http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-849135 Benji Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:16:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-849135 Ok if that's legit, that's gotta be one of the nicest things ever. I wish I would have made that discovery ;). Ok if that’s legit, that’s gotta be one of the nicest things ever.

I wish I would have made that discovery ;).

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]]> By: Vicki http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-845008 Vicki Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:38:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-845008 OMFSM that is so friggin cool!!!!!!!!! OMFSM that is so friggin cool!!!!!!!!!

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]]> By: fred http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-844976 fred Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:55:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-844976 He looks like Australia. OMG! I've had a revelation, his Noodleness is in OZ!!!! He looks like Australia. OMG! I’ve had a revelation, his Noodleness is in OZ!!!!

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]]> By: gabi http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-842727 gabi Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:14:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-842727 one, this is pretty dang cool. and two, in response to "science #39", how is the Abrahamic God, one whom we can not experience with any of our senses, any more believable than a delicious monster made of my last night's dinner? faith is defined as belief without proof. There is nothing that proves that the Abrahamic God created the universe. one can argue that the universe if proof enough, but there are so many alternative explanations; explanations that can be PROVED scientifically for instance. with that said, as a strong proponent of the first ammendment, youre just as entitled to your beliefs as pastafarians are to theirs. however, i believe that instead of discrediting other religions, we should learn as much as we can to make us better people from our own. theres no point in proseltysing; religious conflicts, as theyre are a result of almost every war, are not worth waging. hope to have enlightened you. RAmen. one, this is pretty dang cool. and two, in response to “science #39″, how is the Abrahamic God, one whom we can not experience with any of our senses, any more believable than a delicious monster made of my last night’s dinner? faith is defined as belief without proof. There is nothing that proves that the Abrahamic God created the universe. one can argue that the universe if proof enough, but there are so many alternative explanations; explanations that can be PROVED scientifically for instance. with that said, as a strong proponent of the first ammendment, youre just as entitled to your beliefs as pastafarians are to theirs. however, i believe that instead of discrediting other religions, we should learn as much as we can to make us better people from our own. theres no point in proseltysing; religious conflicts, as theyre are a result of almost every war, are not worth waging.

hope to have enlightened you.

RAmen.

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]]> By: Julien http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-841162 Julien Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:53:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-841162 A "dis-focal super concave circle"? Like another pointed out, the "Möbier coefficient" and the "Diertmann-Zeigler value"? Ha. This is definitely one of the best posts on this website ever. Although I must acknowledge that this is satire, it is incredibly well-done. It could almost be real. A “dis-focal super concave circle”? Like another pointed out, the “Möbier coefficient” and the “Diertmann-Zeigler value”? Ha. This is definitely one of the best posts on this website ever. Although I must acknowledge that this is satire, it is incredibly well-done. It could almost be real.

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]]> By: TooferMan http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-839593 TooferMan Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:54:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-839593 To #39 -SCIENCE, <<>> YOU WROTE: "you all have got to be kidding me. jesus is more believable than this shit. i dont mean to insult anyones beliefs but seriously, its just a cluster of dots. this “FSM” is ridiculous" Well, SCIENCE, We are not kidding you. You THINK Jesus is more believable only because you THINK that FSM is not as believable as the FAITH you have learned from your birth til now. You probably THINK that a lot of FAITHs are more believable than FSM, like Islam, but not quite as believable as Jesus. But a lot more people have FAITH in FSM than you THINK. However, even some FAITHful religious types THINK that FSM is more believable than the FAITHs they were taught to believe from birth, such as Jesus. We'd like to THINK that this type of FAITH is a better way to THINK. In fact: People now THINK that belief in their original FAITH was perhaps a misplaced belief, we THINK. Those people now believe in a FAITH that rationalizes THINKing instead of belief, or FSM. Even people without FAITH will THINK that FSM is more believable than Jesus. This would make those FAITHless people 'non-believers', but still THINKers who believe nonsense. Most people THINK that belief without proof is a matter of FAITH. Given that most FAITHs assume no proof need be presented, we THINK that your belief in our FAITH would be automatic, seeing as how your FAITH requires no proof and our FAITH offer strippers and beer. If you THINK that your FAITH is better served by you, and our belief in what you THINK will compromise your FAITH, then believe me when I say that we don't care what you THINK about our FAITH, and we believe you will THINK about why your FAITH fails to account for what we believe or why we THINK, as FAITHful believers, that your whole damned FAITH is mistaken! Please THINK about your response regarding your beliefs on our FAITH. I have FAITH that if you THINK about your beliefs, and THINK about our FAITH, that you will believe our FAITH is the one true belief. You say "Cluster of Dots", I say "tomato". Hope that clears it up for you, Forever, with tasty, tangled Pasta, -TooferMan To #39 -SCIENCE, <<>>
YOU WROTE:
“you all have got to be kidding me. jesus is more believable than this shit. i dont mean to insult anyones beliefs but seriously, its just a cluster of dots. this “FSM” is ridiculous”

Well, SCIENCE,
We are not kidding you.
You THINK Jesus is more believable only because you THINK that FSM is not as believable as the FAITH you have learned from your birth til now.
You probably THINK that a lot of FAITHs are more believable than FSM, like Islam, but not quite as believable as Jesus. But a lot more people have FAITH in FSM than you THINK.
However, even some FAITHful religious types THINK that FSM is more believable than the FAITHs they were taught to believe from birth, such as Jesus. We’d like to THINK that this type of FAITH is a better way to THINK. In fact:

People now THINK that belief in their original FAITH was perhaps a misplaced belief, we THINK.
Those people now believe in a FAITH that rationalizes THINKing instead of belief, or FSM.
Even people without FAITH will THINK that FSM is more believable than Jesus.
This would make those FAITHless people ‘non-believers’, but still THINKers who believe nonsense.
Most people THINK that belief without proof is a matter of FAITH. Given that most FAITHs assume no proof need be presented, we THINK that your belief in our FAITH would be automatic, seeing as how your FAITH requires no proof and our FAITH offer strippers and beer.

If you THINK that your FAITH is better served by you, and our belief in what you THINK will compromise your FAITH, then believe me when I say that we don’t care what you THINK about our FAITH, and we believe you will THINK about why your FAITH fails to account for what we believe or why we THINK, as FAITHful believers, that your whole damned FAITH is mistaken!

Please THINK about your response regarding your beliefs on our FAITH.
I have FAITH that if you THINK about your beliefs, and THINK about our FAITH,
that you will believe our FAITH is the one true belief.
You say “Cluster of Dots”, I say “tomato”.

Hope that clears it up for you,

Forever, with tasty, tangled Pasta,
-TooferMan

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]]> By: TooferMan http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-839520 TooferMan Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:39:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-839520 I could have done a better picture with MSPaint, but alas, I am not as blessed. All Hail reasonably close facsimiles of the creator and call them divine!! Peace and Pasta -TooferMan I could have done a better picture with MSPaint, but alas, I am not as blessed.

All Hail reasonably close facsimiles of the creator and call them divine!!

Peace and Pasta
-TooferMan

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]]> By: Dr. Erik Ronne http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-839439 Dr. Erik Ronne Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:02:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-839439 Nick said: "I feel sort of bad saying this, but to those of you who are uncertain as to whether this is true or not, I can assert only that I have found no evidence of either the "Möbier coefficient" or "Diertmann-Zeigler"." Nick: Of course you should feel free sharing any information with this community you find important for our understanding of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It would make me said if you did not, and it did indeed make me said to hear that you are feeling bad. I also think you bring up an important issue to discussion, with impact not only on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but on any religion: the small step to disbelief which too easily can be induced by an unhealthy overuse of Google and Wikipedia. To formulated it frankly: it is absolutely too easy nowadays for anyone, which out any scientific education or any theological clear-sightedness to just check if things like the Möbier coefficient or the Diertmann-Zeigler value do exist. Well, they do exist: I used them in my equation, didn't I? Moreover, they also exist on the World Wide Web, since a few weeks ago, and therefore, they ought to be true! But how can we who really believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever explain for the distrustful that Wikipedia perhaps not is the best way to salvation? Ramen Nick said: “I feel sort of bad saying this, but to those of you who are uncertain as to whether this is true or not, I can assert only that I have found no evidence of either the “Möbier coefficient” or “Diertmann-Zeigler”.”

Nick:
Of course you should feel free sharing any information with this community you find important for our understanding of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It would make me said if you did not, and it did indeed make me said to hear that you are feeling bad.

I also think you bring up an important issue to discussion, with impact not only on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but on any religion: the small step to disbelief which too easily can be induced by an unhealthy overuse of Google and Wikipedia. To formulated it frankly: it is absolutely too easy nowadays for anyone, which out any scientific education or any theological clear-sightedness to just check if things like the Möbier coefficient or the Diertmann-Zeigler value do exist. Well, they do exist: I used them in my equation, didn’t I? Moreover, they also exist on the World Wide Web, since a few weeks ago, and therefore, they ought to be true! But how can we who really believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster ever explain for the distrustful that Wikipedia perhaps not is the best way to salvation?

Ramen

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]]> By: Frank Vickers http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-838836 Frank Vickers Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:18:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-838836 It is He, it is He! Hee hee hee. It is He, it is He! Hee hee hee.

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]]> By: YA http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-837798 YA Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:17:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-837798 And yet, in face of this undeniable evidence, there are still some people out there who will doubt the greatness of His Noodleness. And yet, in face of this undeniable evidence, there are still some people out there who will doubt the greatness of His Noodleness.

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]]> By: matt http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-837765 matt Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:10:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-837765 is #39 for real?? NO WAY dude you can't be serious. That was worse than the people who think EdwardCurrent on Youtube is really a Christian. LOL is #39 for real?? NO WAY dude you can’t be serious. That was worse than the people who think EdwardCurrent on Youtube is really a Christian. LOL

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]]> By: Sean Boyd http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-837759 Sean Boyd Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:57:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-837759 Science #39, Hmmm...I suppose if a cluster of dots resembling Cheesuz showed up on a tortilla somewhere in Mexico, that would be a miracle, right? Science #39,

Hmmm…I suppose if a cluster of dots resembling Cheesuz showed up on a tortilla somewhere in Mexico, that would be a miracle, right?

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]]> By: sir jorge http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-837400 sir jorge Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:12:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-837400 this is insane, truly insane, i love it! this is insane, truly insane, i love it!

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]]> By: Science http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-837342 Science Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:29:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-837342 you all have got to be kidding me. jesus is more believable than this shit. i dont mean to insult anyones beliefs bu seriously, its just a cluster of dots. this "FSM" is ridiculous you all have got to be kidding me. jesus is more believable than this shit. i dont mean to insult anyones beliefs bu seriously, its just a cluster of dots. this “FSM” is ridiculous

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]]> By: Derek http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/22/the-spaghetti-constant/#comment-836653 Derek Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:01:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2246#comment-836653 This is undoubtedly the coolest FSM-related thing I have ever heard. Think about how cool it is that of all the nonrandom patterns that could have appeared, the one that did resembles the FSM! Holy Crap, that is so awesome. Especially because the number is π/e, that just adds significance. This is undoubtedly the coolest FSM-related thing I have ever heard. Think about how cool it is that of all the nonrandom patterns that could have appeared, the one that did resembles the FSM! Holy Crap, that is so awesome. Especially because the number is π/e, that just adds significance.

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