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fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense burn in hell im having spagetti for dinner suck on that
-bob
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ # 44
You have a million dollars? I worship the FSM, too, can I have some?
Oh, wait. That’s not how organized religion works. Shoot.
The Prophet deserves every penny His Noodliness sees fit to bestow upon him. May we all be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
rAmen.
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Why don’t these hate mailers ever return? It’s always just an inane post, and then everyone pounces on them (which is awesome – don’t get me wrong.) I’d be way more entertained if they kept struggling in the bonds of their own retardedness for my personal amusement.
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Christianity is just a way for conmen to make money and gain power.
There you go Bob, the truth.
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“fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense”
the same can be said for any other religion out there…
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OckhamsRazor (#52) asks “Why don’t these hate mailers ever return”?
I’ve done an exhaustive survey, and the results are in!
1% DO return, under an alias to give the impression the poster has allies.
5% had their meds increased, and in their catatonic states CAN’T reply.
11% are too busy jerking off to the naughty parts of the Old Testament
24% aren’t allowed on the internet any more after their mommies saw the bad words they typed
27% had their first plate of home-made pasta and have seen the light! Hallelinguini!
and 32% are still trying to come up with proof of their beliefs. Give it up, guys! Billions of people have tried for thousands of years now, and it just ain’t happening.
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To OckhamsRazor #52
I can see you sitting in a large chair in a stadium, watching the man’s belief and his common sense fight to the death, and you’re screaming, “YES! YES! I HAVE EVERYTHING AND YOU HAVE NOTHING!” That’s what I see when I think of that. That’s awesome. You should do that.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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Good! Then you embrace the fsm, and want him to be one with you! Eating the spaghetti is accepting him into your life and body :) We congratulate you and want you to know that you have made a wise decision, in proclaiming the flying spaghetti monster as your lord and savo(I)r… Welcome to the family…
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@Garrick #56
Perhaps I shouldn’t find it so amusing, but your depiction of how I feel is a sukoshi off the mark.
There is a certain look and feel people get about them when they have to twist their mind so far as to make illogical statistical improbabilities seem logical to themselves.
Ask an Xtian how a dove managed to get a “freshly picked olive leaf” after all the olive trees had been submerged under 2 miles of water for 150 days, and you’ll see what I mean.
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My, that’s not a very “Christian or whatever other religion you follow’s” attitude. What happened to peace and love?
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Scientology. That’s all I have to say.
He’s talking about the hoax known as Scientology rather than the glorious religion of pastafarianism
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
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Oh dear.
Okay, here’s a news flash:
Tithes are how your church makes money.
We get tee shirts out of it. I love mine.
No Love,
Meisha
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I think you all got the wrong idea from this post:
fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense burn in hell im having spagetti for dinner suck on that
-bob
Here look, I’ll just clean it up with some much needed punctuation and capitalization:
FSM is a way for him. <–Explaining Bobby Henderson’s new life choice.
To make money, all the things you see is just Coincidense Burn. <– refers to the fact that you can get rich by just looking at the results of HIS holy creation, technically known as “Coincidense Burn”
In hell, I’m having spagetti for dinner. <—admits that he’s a FSM convert, but has been a bad boy
Suck on! <—motivates and encourages others to “suck” instead of the traditional “slurp”
That Bob <—distinguishes himself from Bobby Henderson with respect, in a humble fashion
Hope that clears it all up,
With tasty, tangled pasta for all,
-TooferMan
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Learn to speak proper English and learn to use proper grammar. This is typical Christian bitching. Also familiarize yourself with a book called the dictionary.
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so uh what are you hmmm? Oh catholic you say well, if you know what your EHEM “priests” do with the money you would praise the FSM and all of his noodley goodness oh and your haveing spaghetti tonight? WONDERFUL! maybe it will enlighten you. CAN I GET A RAMEN!
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RAMEN!
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@62
Good interpretation, TooferMan. The post makes a lot more sense now.
@52
Maybe they think we’re having too much fun reading their posts, carefully dissecting their arguments, and overwhelming them with logical and humiliating evidence.
@OP
One more thing you should learn about the internet in general. If you don’t link to it, its BS.
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What have this people with “you should burn in hell” did they think it through ?
Satan is the biggest enemy of god, right ?
God rules all except that small corner which is hell = god have no freaking power there… ( even though he should be omnipotent but we are getting logic in to it so forget that ).
As I was saying, by christian belief if you are against god ( sins, unbeliever etc…) you go to hell.. but in hell is Satan who is also enemy of god… so enemy of my enemy is my friend… why would Satan torch somebody who is on his side ? By the way we have only gods word how the hell look like, I don’t know that Satan published some book about hell so its kind one sided… so going to hell actually might not be that bad :)
Oh I just remembered if you haven’t been baptized ( I’m not sure how is it called properly, that thing when they squirt some water over you and that you are… something ) you just end up in purgatory ( which is just some waiting room so you actually even cant get to that damn hell )
RAmen
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You are having spaghetti for dinner? that sounds nice. I never thought we were discouraged to have pasta.
Enjoy your meal.
RAmen
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Praise the FSM, he’s having spaghetti for dinner!! We LOVE that! I can’t believe you’re worshipping the FSM after you posted that horrid note. You were just messing with us weren’t you, you cheeky bugger? So why don’t YOU suck on that!
But seriously, why are all the bigots so bad at spelling? I suppose ignorance spreads throughout your brain like a disease and eats away all your basic functions.
RAmen
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Well I for one was happy to have money made out of me on behalf of the FSM, ’s why I bought the gospel.
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@ OckhamsRazor #52,
On the Hate-Mail thread just following this one, Katie came back after I had commented to her at #22, and left a nice message, so all is not lost with all of these people.
92 – Katie Harris – Jul 13th, 2009 .
RAmen
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Well, I for one have been thoroughly entertained by the art, photos, and literature that this great community generates, as well as having met some truly funny and wonderful people. Most people would charge for such an awesome website, but the Prophet gives us a place to congregate and share the beauty of his Noodley Goodness. Where’s the scam?
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The FSMism is a way US to have fun… cause’ we are more realistic…
the spagetti is tastier than the bread and fish…
no matter how hard you try, I HATE the fish! Jesus!
>By the way, my God can turn the Spam in Wine!
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I know this has been brough up already but isn’t all religion’s objective is to make money off people’s back? At least here I get good entertainment value and I get to eat spaghetti with meatballs.
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Perhaps no-one has noticed, but can any of these complaint authors spell?
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youre having spagetti for dinner?
thats a compliment!!!!!!!! the Flying Spagetti Monster relishes the fact that you enjoy his noodley goodness!!!
dont worry, he is not a mean FSM. he shall bring you into his heaven of beer volcanoes and striiper factories even if you do not beleive in him. lol
and i notice you cant spell either
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1. Create Religion
2. Sell Religion Merchandise
3. ????
4. Profit!!!
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Actually the main purpose of this religion was to prevent some halfwits from getting their religious beliefs taught in public schools as though they have any scientific merit, though the popularity of this religion and the merchandise about it has made a large sum of money only unlike all other religions you’d get merchandise for spending that money instead of just dumping it into a collection plate.
and @75 yes I have noticed it, the trolls that respond are the same as well.
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Well I plan on eating a crucifix for lunch Bob.
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Bob? Just a way to make money? That can’t be another coincidence, could it?
Because in no way do churches exploit their religion for a substantial profit?
Hmm… tricky coincidences, aren’t they?
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We want you to eat spaghetti, in that way you might be closer to the creator. Eating pasta is our equivalent to Catholics’ sacraments. Just some words from another Ziti Zealot.
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The FSM revealed his gospel to us through Bobby (in paperback form, which is pretty cool), and proposes comparing how one fares as a result of taking Catholic communion (consuming 2300 calories of wafers and sacramental wine) versus taking Pastafarian communion (2300 calories of spaghetti and meatballs.) Only the most fervently opposed to the FSM could believe that Catholic communion would win here. The FSM wants us to enjoy spaghetti…why else would he make it so tasty?
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What? Of course this is a way to make money! So is writing a book! But one also writes a book for fun!
Jeez, what an idiot…
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Vikings>Pirates>Ninjas
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Im eating the pope for dinner. suck on that
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If he makes any money at all, he certainly deserves it.
and if this holly FSM gets to freak you out, better still
religions are for suckers!!!!
FSM Rules!!!!
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It’s a book intended to poke fun at xtians. People just think they take it seriously.
R’Amen
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Suck on that? suck on this tic-tac’s have only a half calorie per serving
MAY WE ALL BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE RAmen
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I’m afraid that this poster has mixed up FSM with scientology. Whereas FSM actually has a legitimate concern with religion in schools, scientology is nothing more than a carefully regulated pyramid scheme.
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Eating the semblence of his noodelness will only exalt him!!
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Pasta is actually in quote of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Food for the soul” (Henderson 46). So i pray that you find enlightenment and convert to Pastafarianism. Plus, I love sucking on pasta. Especially the individual strands. It tastes good that way.
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Lol fail, by attempting to insult us by saying you’re having spaghetti for dinner, you’re actually taking part in a known ritual of our religion.
Also we don’t have to worry about burning in hell, well unless you get a bit too close to the strippers, in which case there’s some cream to sort that out.
May the sauce be with you :)
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Ha! hahaha! caps lock HA HA HA
so we are the first religion that is made to make money! holy shit!!!
how blind are these people -.-
That the FSM fill you with his holy noodles, and may you all be touched by his noodle appendage,
RAmen
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