Comments on: Wow, I didn’t think this was real http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:52:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Bazilisk http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-919105 Bazilisk Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-919105 "just a way for non-believers to get a laugh" heck yeah, but i hope he means atheist, agnostics and of course, us “just a way for non-believers to get a laugh”

heck yeah, but i hope he means atheist, agnostics and of course, us

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]]> By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-917139 CrudOMatic Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:03:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-917139 """Well if this is true then I believe it if people can worship cows, and buddahs then why not fms""" Sky gods and winged men, man nailed to a lowercase T, and original sin.... “”"Well if this is true then I believe it if people can worship cows, and buddahs then why not fms”"”

Sky gods and winged men, man nailed to a lowercase T, and original sin….

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]]> By: Mike http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-906678 Mike Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:45:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-906678 Well you have to give her credit for mastery of passive-aggressiveness, even if she's deficient in grammar and logic. "I’m not going to give any death threats or tell you that your going to hell because you’re probably use to that and I’m sure you’r tiered of hearing it" Well you have to give her credit for mastery of passive-aggressiveness, even if she’s deficient in grammar and logic.
“I’m not going to give any death threats or tell you that your going to hell because you’re probably use to that and I’m sure you’r tiered of hearing it”

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]]> By: George http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-900872 George Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:18:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-900872 Kiki, you have to understand, faith is of course what keeps this world together. Without faith in something there is no point for people to live. Whether it be faith in FSM or god, or whatever. But one faith is not right, only many, because if there was only one faith in this world, life would be boring. I hope you live a good and happy life. PRAISE HIS NOODELYNESS. Kiki, you have to understand, faith is of course what keeps this world together. Without faith in something there is no point for people to live. Whether it be faith in FSM or god, or whatever. But one faith is not right, only many, because if there was only one faith in this world, life would be boring. I hope you live a good and happy life.

PRAISE HIS NOODELYNESS.

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]]> By: pastararian new comers http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-900094 pastararian new comers Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:05:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-900094 we r new 2 pastafarianism and after much research we have decided that his noodliness is the one 4 us altho i wish that there was another name 4 converting( being touched by his noodly appendage??? wots with that?) we r new 2 pastafarianism and after much research we have decided that his noodliness is the one 4 us altho i wish that there was another name 4 converting( being touched by his noodly appendage??? wots with that?)

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]]> By: Brandon Gadway http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-900088 Brandon Gadway Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:50:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-900088 I am a recently converted pastafarian, and I used to be an atheist but now I have a deity to believe in! I now believe in the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster and I will try my best to spread the ideal of his noodley goodness to all who will listen. Thank you for giving me a religion. A Fellow Pastafarian I am a recently converted pastafarian, and I used to be an atheist but now I have a deity to believe in!
I now believe in the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster and I will try my best to spread the ideal of his noodley goodness to all who will listen. Thank you for giving me a religion.

A Fellow Pastafarian

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]]> By: Ham Nox http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-898565 Ham Nox Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:11:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-898565 Please, Anthony. Do not lower yourself to the level of the hate-mailers by making posts in all Caps. The hatemail is just put up for our amusement, every movement is going to have some people wildly against it. If you don't like it, then don't read it--same as for the venganza site. Besides, it's okay if some people don't believe in the FSM. Really, he's not that vain. The FSM preaches tolerance, and I for one would like to see someone actually PERFORMING what their religion preaches if they're going to believe in it. May thee consume of the Most Holy Noodles and calm thy temper before thou challengest the the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others, ~Ham Nox Please, Anthony.

Do not lower yourself to the level of the hate-mailers by making posts in all Caps. The hatemail is just put up for our amusement, every movement is going to have some people wildly against it. If you don’t like it, then don’t read it–same as for the venganza site.

Besides, it’s okay if some people don’t believe in the FSM. Really, he’s not that vain. The FSM preaches tolerance, and I for one would like to see someone actually PERFORMING what their religion preaches if they’re going to believe in it.

May thee consume of the Most Holy Noodles and calm thy temper before thou challengest the the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others,

~Ham Nox

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]]> By: Anthony http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-898368 Anthony Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:00:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-898368 OKAY THATS IT IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU CHRISTIANS AND YER HATEMAIL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO DAMN QWICK TO JUDGE WELL ILL LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT AND I BELIEVE THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTY MONSTER. YOU SAY THIS WEBSITE IS OPEN TO COMMENTS YEA COMMENTS NOT HATE MAIL. I DONT BASH ON YER RELIGION DONT BASH ON OURS, YOU THINK FSM IS REDICULOUS WELL I THINK AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A CLOUD IS REDICULOUS TOO YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUBBORN ON YOUR OWN RELIGION YOU THINK ANYBODY WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY IS YER SO CALLED "SINNER" WELL THEN I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!

OKAY THATS IT IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU CHRISTIANS AND YER HATEMAIL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO DAMN QWICK TO JUDGE WELL ILL LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT AND I BELIEVE THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTY MONSTER. YOU SAY THIS WEBSITE IS OPEN TO COMMENTS YEA COMMENTS NOT HATE MAIL. I DONT BASH ON YER RELIGION DONT BASH ON OURS, YOU THINK FSM IS REDICULOUS WELL I THINK AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A CLOUD IS REDICULOUS TOO YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUBBORN ON YOUR OWN RELIGION YOU THINK ANYBODY WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY IS YER SO CALLED “SINNER” WELL THEN I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!

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]]> By: Samuel Keenan http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-890332 Samuel Keenan Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:06:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-890332 This man knows nothing of Buddha. He was a real person that spread a message. Buddhism is less of a religion and more of a way of life. This man knows nothing of Buddha. He was a real person that spread a message. Buddhism is less of a religion and more of a way of life.

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]]> By: Chubaca http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-888236 Chubaca Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:42:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-888236 Kiki- Perhaps instead of wasting your time praying for us, you should get a decent education and actually learn about something that is real. And perhaps if you didn't have a double digit IQ, you would realize that this is a spoof. Kiki-
Perhaps instead of wasting your time praying for us, you should get a decent education and actually learn about something that is real. And perhaps if you didn’t have a double digit IQ, you would realize that this is a spoof.

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]]> By: Jessica N http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-886180 Jessica N Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:10:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-886180 Hey hey hey! Please do not refer to his noodliness as FMS! He has a dislexic cousin and it is a very sore subject for him! He is not the flying monster spaghetti but the flying spaghetti monster. May you be touched by his noodly appendage! RAmen Hey hey hey! Please do not refer to his noodliness as FMS! He has a dislexic cousin and it is a very sore subject for him! He is not the flying monster spaghetti but the flying spaghetti monster. May you be touched by his noodly appendage!

RAmen

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-884822 Sarah Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:35:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-884822 Me thinks that commandment 11 must be: THOU SHALT NOT SPELL PROPERLY OR USE CORRECT PUNCTUATION. Me thinks that commandment 11 must be: THOU SHALT NOT SPELL PROPERLY OR USE CORRECT PUNCTUATION.

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-884515 Sarah Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:01:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-884515 You guys are praying for me? Please refrain. I would much prefer that your god stay in his own castle in the sky. As for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, well, he will not force himself or his beliefs on you. I can't honestly say the same of your preachers. You guys are praying for me? Please refrain. I would much prefer that your god stay in his own castle in the sky. As for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, well, he will not force himself or his beliefs on you. I can’t honestly say the same of your preachers.

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]]> By: god http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-882996 god Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:17:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-882996 I think that people worshipping pretend gods is funny too! (Catholics) I think that people worshipping pretend gods is funny too! (Catholics)

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]]> By: SkriblZz http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-877461 SkriblZz Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:02:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-877461 You're right Kiki! If people could worship cows, Buddha, a Zombie by the name of Jesus, then why not some Spaghetti, eh? You’re right Kiki!
If people could worship cows, Buddha, a Zombie by the name of Jesus, then why not some Spaghetti, eh?

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]]> By: Nickk http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-876527 Nickk Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:09:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-876527 I find it sad that you have to put down 3 religions that won't part of this at all, Kiki. Stupid arrogant Christians. I find it sad that you have to put down 3 religions that won’t part of this at all, Kiki. Stupid arrogant Christians.

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]]> By: Pirateforlife http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-874133 Pirateforlife Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:41:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-874133 I just started looking into this.....and truely I actually think FSM is real and IS A god.... call me stupid I really don't care... so what if I wanna worship FSM...... for I want to be touched by his noodly appendage woo go FSM I just started looking into this…..and truely I actually think FSM is real and IS A god…. call me stupid I really don’t care… so what if I wanna worship FSM…… for I want to be touched by his noodly appendage woo go FSM

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]]> By: St. Pastabeard http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-873882 St. Pastabeard Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:02:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-873882 Pray for us? Kiki, I pray to the FSM every day so that you may be touched by his noodlie appendage. Also, thanks for being polite, Kiki. This is the 2nd concerned criticism i've ever seen. Pray for us? Kiki, I pray to the FSM every day so that you may be touched by his noodlie appendage.

Also, thanks for being polite, Kiki. This is the 2nd concerned criticism i’ve ever seen.

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]]> By: Shelldigger http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-873589 Shelldigger Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:47:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-873589 This Kiki is a dense one eh? Perfect candidate for a fundy cult. #18 - Nate@rationalimperative : You ever tried to have rational discourse with a total fucking moron? Apologetics like you are why the state of affairs in this country with regards to religion vs. science are as ass backwards now as they were 200 years ago. It is high time we started calling a spade a spade. It is time for the fundies to put up or shut up....and by that I mean, lets see your evidence! I will close with: If anyone anywhere decides that they/or someone else needs to pray for me...Please dont! You want to do something for me....pick up an encyclopedia and learn something! Lets make the world a smarter place, and leave the myths where they belong. In the history books. This Kiki is a dense one eh? Perfect candidate for a fundy cult.

#18 – Nate@rationalimperative : You ever tried to have rational discourse with a total fucking moron?
Apologetics like you are why the state of affairs in this country with regards to religion vs. science are as ass backwards now as they were 200 years ago. It is high time we started calling a spade a spade. It is time for the fundies to put up or shut up….and by that I mean, lets see your evidence!

I will close with: If anyone anywhere decides that they/or someone else needs to pray for me…Please dont! You want to do something for me….pick up an encyclopedia and learn something!
Lets make the world a smarter place, and leave the myths where they belong. In the history books.

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]]> By: Adam http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-873052 Adam Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:02:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-873052 I think it's funny how this girl says "if people worship cows, and Buddha's... they might as well worship spaghetti".... LMAO, of course she left out her deity of choice (who was once supposedly a living creation).... point being, everyone always uses their "belief" to benefit themselves.... except for the few for-mentioned. The FSM gives his noodle-y goodness to us whole heartedly, and offers his flesh to us time & time again to sustain us as a people. I think it’s funny how this girl says “if people worship cows, and Buddha’s… they might as well worship spaghetti”…. LMAO, of course she left out her deity of choice (who was once supposedly a living creation)…. point being, everyone always uses their “belief” to benefit themselves…. except for the few for-mentioned.

The FSM gives his noodle-y goodness to us whole heartedly, and offers his flesh to us time & time again to sustain us as a people.

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