Comments on: Wow, I didn’t think this was real http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Anthony http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-898368 Anthony Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:00:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-898368 OKAY THATS IT IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU CHRISTIANS AND YER HATEMAIL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO DAMN QWICK TO JUDGE WELL ILL LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT AND I BELIEVE THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTY MONSTER. YOU SAY THIS WEBSITE IS OPEN TO COMMENTS YEA COMMENTS NOT HATE MAIL. I DONT BASH ON YER RELIGION DONT BASH ON OURS, YOU THINK FSM IS REDICULOUS WELL I THINK AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A CLOUD IS REDICULOUS TOO YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUBBORN ON YOUR OWN RELIGION YOU THINK ANYBODY WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY IS YER SO CALLED "SINNER" WELL THEN I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF! OKAY THATS IT IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU CHRISTIANS AND YER HATEMAIL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO DAMN QWICK TO JUDGE WELL ILL LET YOU KNOW WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT AND I BELIEVE THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTY MONSTER. YOU SAY THIS WEBSITE IS OPEN TO COMMENTS YEA COMMENTS NOT HATE MAIL. I DONT BASH ON YER RELIGION DONT BASH ON OURS, YOU THINK FSM IS REDICULOUS WELL I THINK AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A CLOUD IS REDICULOUS TOO YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUBBORN ON YOUR OWN RELIGION YOU THINK ANYBODY WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY IS YER SO CALLED “SINNER” WELL THEN I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!

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]]> By: Samuel Keenan http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-890332 Samuel Keenan Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:06:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-890332 This man knows nothing of Buddha. He was a real person that spread a message. Buddhism is less of a religion and more of a way of life. This man knows nothing of Buddha. He was a real person that spread a message. Buddhism is less of a religion and more of a way of life.

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]]> By: Chubaca http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-888236 Chubaca Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:42:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-888236 Kiki- Perhaps instead of wasting your time praying for us, you should get a decent education and actually learn about something that is real. And perhaps if you didn't have a double digit IQ, you would realize that this is a spoof. Kiki-
Perhaps instead of wasting your time praying for us, you should get a decent education and actually learn about something that is real. And perhaps if you didn’t have a double digit IQ, you would realize that this is a spoof.

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]]> By: Jessica N http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-886180 Jessica N Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:10:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-886180 Hey hey hey! Please do not refer to his noodliness as FMS! He has a dislexic cousin and it is a very sore subject for him! He is not the flying monster spaghetti but the flying spaghetti monster. May you be touched by his noodly appendage! RAmen Hey hey hey! Please do not refer to his noodliness as FMS! He has a dislexic cousin and it is a very sore subject for him! He is not the flying monster spaghetti but the flying spaghetti monster. May you be touched by his noodly appendage!

RAmen

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-884822 Sarah Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:35:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-884822 Me thinks that commandment 11 must be: THOU SHALT NOT SPELL PROPERLY OR USE CORRECT PUNCTUATION. Me thinks that commandment 11 must be: THOU SHALT NOT SPELL PROPERLY OR USE CORRECT PUNCTUATION.

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]]> By: Sarah http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-884515 Sarah Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:01:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-884515 You guys are praying for me? Please refrain. I would much prefer that your god stay in his own castle in the sky. As for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, well, he will not force himself or his beliefs on you. I can't honestly say the same of your preachers. You guys are praying for me? Please refrain. I would much prefer that your god stay in his own castle in the sky. As for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, well, he will not force himself or his beliefs on you. I can’t honestly say the same of your preachers.

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]]> By: god http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-882996 god Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:17:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-882996 I think that people worshipping pretend gods is funny too! (Catholics) I think that people worshipping pretend gods is funny too! (Catholics)

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]]> By: SkriblZz http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-877461 SkriblZz Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:02:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-877461 You're right Kiki! If people could worship cows, Buddha, a Zombie by the name of Jesus, then why not some Spaghetti, eh? You’re right Kiki!
If people could worship cows, Buddha, a Zombie by the name of Jesus, then why not some Spaghetti, eh?

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]]> By: Nickk http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-876527 Nickk Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:09:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-876527 I find it sad that you have to put down 3 religions that won't part of this at all, Kiki. Stupid arrogant Christians. I find it sad that you have to put down 3 religions that won’t part of this at all, Kiki. Stupid arrogant Christians.

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]]> By: Pirateforlife http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-874133 Pirateforlife Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:41:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-874133 I just started looking into this.....and truely I actually think FSM is real and IS A god.... call me stupid I really don't care... so what if I wanna worship FSM...... for I want to be touched by his noodly appendage woo go FSM I just started looking into this…..and truely I actually think FSM is real and IS A god…. call me stupid I really don’t care… so what if I wanna worship FSM…… for I want to be touched by his noodly appendage woo go FSM

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]]> By: St. Pastabeard http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-873882 St. Pastabeard Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:02:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-873882 Pray for us? Kiki, I pray to the FSM every day so that you may be touched by his noodlie appendage. Also, thanks for being polite, Kiki. This is the 2nd concerned criticism i've ever seen. Pray for us? Kiki, I pray to the FSM every day so that you may be touched by his noodlie appendage.

Also, thanks for being polite, Kiki. This is the 2nd concerned criticism i’ve ever seen.

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]]> By: Shelldigger http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-873589 Shelldigger Sun, 30 Aug 2009 12:47:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-873589 This Kiki is a dense one eh? Perfect candidate for a fundy cult. #18 - Nate@rationalimperative : You ever tried to have rational discourse with a total fucking moron? Apologetics like you are why the state of affairs in this country with regards to religion vs. science are as ass backwards now as they were 200 years ago. It is high time we started calling a spade a spade. It is time for the fundies to put up or shut up....and by that I mean, lets see your evidence! I will close with: If anyone anywhere decides that they/or someone else needs to pray for me...Please dont! You want to do something for me....pick up an encyclopedia and learn something! Lets make the world a smarter place, and leave the myths where they belong. In the history books. This Kiki is a dense one eh? Perfect candidate for a fundy cult.

#18 – Nate@rationalimperative : You ever tried to have rational discourse with a total fucking moron?
Apologetics like you are why the state of affairs in this country with regards to religion vs. science are as ass backwards now as they were 200 years ago. It is high time we started calling a spade a spade. It is time for the fundies to put up or shut up….and by that I mean, lets see your evidence!

I will close with: If anyone anywhere decides that they/or someone else needs to pray for me…Please dont! You want to do something for me….pick up an encyclopedia and learn something!
Lets make the world a smarter place, and leave the myths where they belong. In the history books.

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]]> By: Adam http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-873052 Adam Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:02:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-873052 I think it's funny how this girl says "if people worship cows, and Buddha's... they might as well worship spaghetti".... LMAO, of course she left out her deity of choice (who was once supposedly a living creation).... point being, everyone always uses their "belief" to benefit themselves.... except for the few for-mentioned. The FSM gives his noodle-y goodness to us whole heartedly, and offers his flesh to us time & time again to sustain us as a people. I think it’s funny how this girl says “if people worship cows, and Buddha’s… they might as well worship spaghetti”…. LMAO, of course she left out her deity of choice (who was once supposedly a living creation)…. point being, everyone always uses their “belief” to benefit themselves…. except for the few for-mentioned.

The FSM gives his noodle-y goodness to us whole heartedly, and offers his flesh to us time & time again to sustain us as a people.

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]]> By: Spaghetti Beleiver http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-872799 Spaghetti Beleiver Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:55:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-872799 Maybe the reason why this was made was to prove intolerance. You said how people worship cows and Buddhas than they can worship a FSM; wow, thats intolerant. Who cares what this person believes, its funny and he has every right to publish it. I hate to say it, but it appears many of you Christians are the ones who have a big problem with this, so maybe you should take a look in your bible (Which by the way was written waaaay after Jesus died) and take a gander about tolerance... Oh yeah, dinosaurs existed WAY before Jesus... damn fundamentalists. You guys slam him for not having a life, but here you are broadcasting your biased opinions and saying a bunch of fundamentalist bullshit like he's going to hell. You all need to calm down and embrace flying spaghetti monsters... or at least shrug it off and worship your own God without being condescending to others. PS jesus was human, not divine. Maybe the reason why this was made was to prove intolerance. You said how people worship cows and Buddhas than they can worship a FSM; wow, thats intolerant. Who cares what this person believes, its funny and he has every right to publish it. I hate to say it, but it appears many of you Christians are the ones who have a big problem with this, so maybe you should take a look in your bible (Which by the way was written waaaay after Jesus died) and take a gander about tolerance… Oh yeah, dinosaurs existed WAY before Jesus… damn fundamentalists. You guys slam him for not having a life, but here you are broadcasting your biased opinions and saying a bunch of fundamentalist bullshit like he’s going to hell. You all need to calm down and embrace flying spaghetti monsters… or at least shrug it off and worship your own God without being condescending to others.
PS jesus was human, not divine.

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]]> By: James http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-871973 James Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:56:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-871973 ... keep thinking there bobby. . . . maybe someday youll get it … keep thinking there bobby. . . . maybe someday youll get it

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-871019 plumberbob Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:04:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-871019 @ 56 - HaHa Yea -, Are you receiving academic credit for your posts on our website? http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=religious-ideas-burrow-in-brains&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend RAmen @ 56 – HaHa Yea -,

Are you receiving academic credit for your posts on our website?

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=religious-ideas-burrow-in-brains&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend

RAmen

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]]> By: Driftwood http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-870971 Driftwood Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:06:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-870971 Well, truthfully, I'm sure that all of us, especially FSMers, love being prayed for very very hard. Well, truthfully, I’m sure that all of us, especially FSMers, love being prayed for very very hard.

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]]> By: Duiliath http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-868564 Duiliath Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:41:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-868564 ...Satire... …Satire…

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]]> By: hazywind http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-860752 hazywind Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:02:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-860752 Go Pastafarians go! I am loving this site. About time major religions to have its competition. Go Pastafarians go! I am loving this site.

About time major religions to have its competition.

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]]> By: PeaceLovePirates http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/19/wow-i-didnt-think-this-was-real/#comment-859517 PeaceLovePirates Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:23:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2228#comment-859517 Kiki, you people (*gasp--political incorrectness!*) really complete me, you know that? Visiting this website makes me so glad I'm not you. PLEASE, get your facts straight. Hindus, if that is whom you are referring to, do NOT worship cows, although they do consider them sacred and I'm guessing they most likely have a god that somewhat resembles a cow. Buddhists do not worship the Buddha, mainly because there are numerous Buddhas who are not deities but teachers to lead you on the path to Nirvana. Next you'll be saying we Pastafarians have some bizarre ritual where we eat our god and regurgitate him, or do something sexual with his meatballs, or something equally grotesque. (Oh, wait, there have already been people saying that.) Please do some research before you criticize a religion. I'm not sure we're "tiered" of hearing death threats or warnings of eternal hellfire, because technically we are Pastafarians, not tiers. Kiki, you people (*gasp–political incorrectness!*) really complete me, you know that? Visiting this website makes me so glad I’m not you. PLEASE, get your facts straight. Hindus, if that is whom you are referring to, do NOT worship cows, although they do consider them sacred and I’m guessing they most likely have a god that somewhat resembles a cow. Buddhists do not worship the Buddha, mainly because there are numerous Buddhas who are not deities but teachers to lead you on the path to Nirvana. Next you’ll be saying we Pastafarians have some bizarre ritual where we eat our god and regurgitate him, or do something sexual with his meatballs, or something equally grotesque. (Oh, wait, there have already been people saying that.) Please do some research before you criticize a religion. I’m not sure we’re “tiered” of hearing death threats or warnings of eternal hellfire, because technically we are Pastafarians, not tiers.

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