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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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You sure it didn’t make this itself?
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You don’t know what sex your cat is?
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That is absolutely lovely!!!
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Divine proof, or out of hand mushrooms? Hmmm…
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Now, THAT’S irrefutable proof that He has touched the feline world!
I have a Christian cat, and every time he coughs up an image of Jesus, it looks, after a detailed inspection, just like a damned fur ball.
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yr cat’s doin’ shrooms man!
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This looks like a penis.
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Perhaps the FSM was enjoying a day at the Stripper Factory when He touched your cat with His noodley appendage.
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Hmm… Flying Spaghetti Monster or Flying Spaghetti Mushroom?
A tough choice.
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