This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.
CRITICIZE AWAY
-SpaghettiEater
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“This is ((rediculous)), just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in. ”
you keep doing it yourselves.
1 800 abcdefg “Hooked on Phonics”
Ramen.
Jerbz
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1) We don’t need to attempt anything… you and you’re people do a good enough job at that already.
2) Threatening us with the promise of a Hell REALLY has no real affect on us, because we don’t believe it exists! You’re “Hell” is to us what our FSM is to you. That would be like me telling you that because you are an idiot the FSM will punish you (you wouldn’t care one bit).
3) I WILL CRITICIZE AWAY!
4) If you eat spaghetti (which is the best way to honor his Noodlyness) how can you call yourself a non-believer? Yet another flaw in your multi-flawed hate mail.
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Argg! I just wish to say, it boggles me mind that so many ignorant landlubbers out thar can claim to eat spaghetti so regularly and not only think that such claims will offend us (when clearly we encourage the practice) but can also be so hateful in how they claim to eat spaghetti and in their failed attempts to spread their “peaceful” messages of their vaunted zombie Jeebus. Now I just be a simple pirate, but would anyone care to explain?
Ramen.
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Can’t have your cake and eat it too, jerk.
Criticize us, and we will criticize you.
Enjoy eating Jesus in hell!
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“… actually have something to believe in.”
Prove it.
LJS
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Once again these idiots get it wrong. We are not atheists! We believe in the Divine Flying Spaghetti Monster, the One True Deity. It is critics, such as this one who fail to believe properly.
I hope he will someday be touched by His Noodly Appendage and know the truth.
RAmen
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“… just another way for atheists to attempt to make *fools* out of people who actually have something to believe in.”
We don’t have to attempt as you’re doing a good job on your own.
LSJ
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All the cool kids are in hell
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Yum, yum. I will.
Thanks
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“just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.”
FINALLY, somebody who gets it!!
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Why, oh why, Bobby. Give us some good hate mail! I’m tired of this inarticulate babble from bible-thumping morons. I want someone who actually knows what they’re talking about and has a reasoned poliparagraph response to our website. Not more of this incoherent gibberish from people who apparently dropped out of the 1st grade.
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Not sure if poliparagraph is a word. It just sounded right. And I forgot to leave my signature!
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
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You have blasphemed. You can enjoy your communion wafers but you will be stuck with stale beer and diseased strippers for eternity.
Our Lord and master the FSM (may the sauce be with Him) still loves you. He did not die for your sins, He is immortal.
You will be touched by his Noodly appendages if you open your heart to Him and read His Gospel devotionally. Have faith brother.
RAmen
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“This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.”
Actually, you religious people have done more for looking like idiots than atheists could ever hope to do.
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you spell ridiculous wrong
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sorry thats “spelt”
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well at least I corrected it
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Well, I’ll be damned. I can’t wait for a tasty spaghetti from Hell’s kitchen.
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Thanks, Jesus Jumper, I will. I’ll also enjoy the beer volcano and strippers, but it won’t be in Hell. It will be in Pastafarian Paradise.
RAmen
WWFSMD
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people who believe in hell deserve it.
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Here is the thing. How is anyone to truly know that a flying spagetti monster , a jumping rabid raccoon, flying fruit bat, some ole yahoo or even a supposed god made the universe? We do not. You just got a bunch of paper that one can roll up into a nice rolling paper for a joint. Then the bible does say Do not judge others but it is Him who judges. Shame Shame… A true christian is not suppose to do that.
Now think for a moment and let me know when the door has not hit you because I only hear a draft breezing by. This site can preach what they want. Now discriminating someone’s religious beliefs is against the Constitution. So some of you need to read your Constitution a little more.
Hey I think it is legitmate to say ” HEY ALL I BELIEVE THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER MADE THE UNIVERSE.”
So remember those who quote the good book. Read before quoting because there is always someone else who knows thab you.
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Dear Mr Spaghetti Eater,
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Thank you for taking the time and trouble to post to this board. We appreciate the effort you have taken to put together such a well thought out critique of our religion.
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However, I would like to point out that this is a serious religion and does not take part in any way in criticising, belittling or making fools of others who have religious beliefs different to ours.
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In no way would we insinuate that followers of other religions are brainless, intellectually challenged simpletons who lack the capacity to think for them self and so rely on a bunch of fairy tales from some old book of questionable authenticity for their intellectual guidance and moral code.
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Furthermore, we would certainly not attack their deity as a narcissistic, misogynistic, emotionally immature, racist, genocidal ego manic whose follower are sycophants.
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No we would not do that. We are only interested in worshiping our Lord and Saviour the FMS.
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RAmen.
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LJS
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Depending on which branch or denomination of Christ-insanity you ask, there is NO BEER in your so-called Heaven. There IS wine however, which is supposedly the blood of your god. BUT, there are many of your theologians who argue over whether or not it is in fact a true wine or just grape juice. Now who sounds like a bunch of A$$holes? Let’s review. Your Heaven is devoid of BEER and filled with A-Holes who prefer arguing over trivialities rather than enjoying the bounty all around them. According to my book, that would make your Heaven an eternal Hell. Good luck with that one. We don’t hate you, we pity you. If you can’t understand why, then it’s already too late.
Hmmm, your god’s blood goes very well with steaming hot pasta!
RAmen.
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I love these silly hate mail posts. They allow everyone to see how small minded and ignorant these anti-Pastafarians really are. I can really only hope for a few things:
1) That the people who post these hate mail messages aquire basic spelling and grammar skills(at the very least.)
2) That the FSM will touch this poor, lost soul with his Noodly Appendage so he too may be saved from an eternity with disease ridden strippers and revolting beer.
4) That they serve spaghetti with my beer in the afterlife. Reading this post made me hungry.
RAmen.
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Dear me, I seem to have made a slight typo. My apologies.
*3) That they serve spaghetti with my beer in the afterlife. Reading this post made me hungry.
But at least I corrected it.
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The reason these imbeciles all parrot the same gibberish when they come here to try to insult us is that they are incapable of original thought, so they simply regurgitate the same tired old phrases. If they were actually able to think, they’d figure out how dumb they sound, and bugger off.
RAmen
ET
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Get off the cross, buddy, someone else needs the wood.
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Every time I read a post like this, I’m just amazed at how much people just don’t get it. Perhaps before you attack something that’s not a big deal so vehemently, you should understand exactly what it is that you oppose. Calm down and do your research. And perhaps re-read your Bible…do what Jesus would do. Writing hate mail on a website is likely something Jesus WOULDN’T do. But then again, I’m an ignorant atheist.
By the way, I’m likely going to Hell (if it exists) in a handbasket for many things…the least of which is this website. But I’ll enjoy my ride down, eating a plate of spaghetti the whole way.
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I don’t think they serve pasta in hell.
Tonight, we dine, in HELL!
Tomorrow, I’m thinking take-away chinese.
RAmen,
AustralianBrandPasta
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Here’s my view on hell:
If the fundamentalists are right, heaven is full of them.
In which case, I’d rather not go.
-IAWHF
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The most obvious benefit of enjoying spaghetti in hell is that it will stay deliciously warm!
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I’m happy to see a critic who’s actually read the site and understands it’s satire. However, they are obviously home-schooled.
I believe in freedom. You can’t be free with God.
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There’s no need for us to attempt to make fools out of anyone who literally believes in;
Faeries
Santa
Roswell
The Bible
Ley Lines
Tarrot cards
Everlasting life
There’s also some doubt as to whether Jeremy Clarkson is real or an advanced computer graphic created by the BBC. Who knows.
So, carry on making a fool out of yourself and wasting your one chance at life
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They probably have some damn spicy marinara in hell. mmmmmmmmmmm…
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The FSM our Creator is real.
Jeremy Clarkson is real. He is an evil Woople from the planet Fooplegloop.
Who’s this god feller? Presumably some kind of infantile spoof on our Noodly Master.
Bloody childish, if you ask me.
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So many left to save …
so little time.
BD
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I hate that you all are not on cable TV on Sunday mornings!
How are we supposed to worship? Heh?
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Do you people TRY to spell things wrong? It is rare to see a hate mail concerning our god with perfect or even good grammar.
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“Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.”
“Spaghetti in hell assholes”? Is a “hell asshole” some type of pastry? A dish along the lines of “Toad in a Hole” or “Pigs in a Blanket”?
Or perhaps SpaghettiEater is into some sort of anal sex/food fantasy somehow incorporating spaghetti?
Our FSM would be hugely flattered.
Wait…maybe he/she/it is referring to dining on spaghetti in Hell…in Norway?
I think Hell not be frozen over this time of year.
http://exviking.net/man/hell.htm
If that be the case, thanks for your good wishes SpaghettiEater, and may I add that be a mighty fine and pious Pastafarian name ya av thar :)
Arrrr.. the cognitive dissonant joy of Real Faith (TM) and Realigion (TM)
Raise Your Sporks and Praise Be To his Noodly Appendage.
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Oh blasphemous Wench Nikkiee!
I meant “His” Noodly Appendage not “his”
Arrrgh…the shame!
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Another very poor attempt at hate mail.
I believe it was Pope John Paul ll who said, ‘fuck christianity for a game of soldiers, I’m off down the pub’.
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We aren’t trying to humiliate anyone, our motives our pure. We are just trying to prove that any unproven, unfounded idea can be just a likely as the next unproven, unfounded idea.
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I bet Mr. Jesus would make a heavenly spaghetti sauce.
LOLOL
It’s a pun. GET IT?
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THIS IS STUPID!!! Who ever heard of a fucking flying spaghetti!!!!
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Hey, when I was young, I was forced to go to Catholic Church.
I’ve eaten Jebus Crackers. And I can say without a doubt, your god is tasteless. Maybe they should have a condiment/spice table next to the altar.
Mmmmm, spaghetti in hell… Heavenly.
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God fulfills a basic human need: A father figure. Once we grow up, we don’t need a daddy to tell us what to do and threaten to punish us.
When we grow up, we need to eat. The Noodley One delivers.
(Now there’s a pun.)
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I’m an atheist and I BELIEVE!
I BELIEVE there is no God.
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Wench Nikkiee: Don’t sweat the “He” vs. “he” when it comes to referring to the Noodly One (pesto be upon him). He’s much more mellow than the god of the Old Figament – I mean Testament.
You know, the god of the New Testament seems to have laid off the wholesale drownings, city burnings, etc. Or is he just sneakier? Maybe AIDS, SARS, etc. are the modern plagues he’s visited upon us, but he’s doing so stealthier so as not to screw up his “loving” image?
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“This is ridiculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in. ”
A little presumptuous don´t you think? I am always amazed by the accusation that atheists do not believe in anything. I believe in myself and my own abilities to get through life without some kind of “crutch” to prop up my own shortcomings and weaknesses. I believe that I can form my own set of morals by which to conduct myself and interact with the world around me. Does that not count as believing in something?
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I only wish good upon you. I hope that one day you can feel love the way we do.
RAmen
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Just becuse we are a diffrent religon we are ganna burn in hell?
So the buddests,and ect. are ganna burn in hell becuse we dont belive in this “god” of yours??
And just becuse your name is SpaghettiEater, well Its just dumb……..
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YAAARGH!! That is all.
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I’m pastafarian,for me there’s no hell.But i’ll enjoy spaghetti on friday.
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I put it to you, sir, that your violent reaction to our belief is a direct product of your own doubts as to whether or not your belief is founded. If you can not see that our belief has just as much validity as your own than it is likely that you doubt the validity of your own belief, but since you have clung to it all your life it is too unbearable to admit that both religions are equally valid. Because our belief differs only, in essence, from yours in the fact that we believe in His Great and Benevolent Noodliness, it illustrates quite clearly that both beliefsystems are equally ridiculous. I therefore put it to you that your violent reaction is irrefutable proof of the weakness of you own faith. If you truly believe, then no argument we make or thing we say should affect you in the slightest. But is has, thus proving the instability of your faith.
To believe in something, is to accept that which you believe in as Truth. If one has faith in that Truth, there is no need to slight those with different versions of Truth, since one can be content in the fact that one is correct in his belief. The need to convert others or debase other faiths is merely a herd reaction. You may feel silly believing something, but if enough others believe it too, it seems less silly. I beseech you to look inside yourself and discover the true heart of your faith, and accept it. You will no longer feel the to bother others with it.
May His Noodliness help you find your peace in faith. rAmen.
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Hell has pizza and pasta.
Your “god” gave you bread a fish.
We win!
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Once again, it is apparent that if you want rational discourse, read not the letters TO the Pastafarians, but those OF the Pastafarians.
So, I shall read from the letter of ET to the Pastafarians (#26), wherein he states
“The reason these imbeciles all parrot the same gibberish when they come here to try to insult us is that they are incapable of original thought, so they simply regurgitate the same tired old phrases.”
True that: the most literate of our detracting visitors love to quote from the BuyBull in order to sound learned. I suppose if the quote is obscure enough, it MAY sound deep.
Then there is this reading from Drake:54 where he talks about the violent reactions of (FSM) non-believers. Yes, I have noticed this oddity, too. If you differed with someone else’s choices of food, fashion, hobby, music, sports team or even politics they might just shrug it off. But doubt their religion and just watch their panties bunch up. Drake, I believe you’re right in that they can NOT face the fact they just have invested too much in a fantasy.
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i totally agree with 55. also, we’re not here to make fun of your religion. at all. we’re here because we want to worship he Noodliness. you’re saying that YOUR religion is OK but our’s isn’t? we DO have something to believe in dipshit. God makes no attempt to prove that he is real but FSM shows up now and again. and actually, according to this christian dude, Jimi Hendrix, MLK jr, and all of my heros will be in Hell so it’s gonna be fun when i get there.
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@#44 – Roxy & Sienna
You’ve never tried to feel spaghetti (or anything, for that matter) to a toddler, have you?
-Sarah
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This is sooo stupid. The religion is real!
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more blind rage from backwoods dead weight gorillas.
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I’m sorry to say this but any Christian who takes the FSM seriously is very ignorant, probably lacks faith in themselves, has poor reasoning skills and is most likely retarded.
If you are too stupid to read the letter to the Kansas school board, and appreciate the sarcasm, irony and emphasis on the lack of evidence for christianity I condescend to and pity you. If you think that FSM is pathetic and unlikely, then it is very hypocritical to think that Christianity is anymore likely, since FSM has all of the evidence that it exists as much as Christianity has evidence that it too exists. So in denying the word of FSM you deny the word of Christianity unless you believe in Christianity simply because Christians have used violence over the past two milleniums to fear people into Christianity such as the miraculous discovery of hell to threaten people to the belief of god. And because of the large numbers of people who believe in Christianity, you do also because you lack the intelligence to have faith in your self or understand the theories of evolution so you ignore them?
If you look at all of the smarter people in the world you will recognise that they are atheists… because they understand that the concepts of Christianity are profound and extremely unlikely, so much though that the Genius of Bobby Henderson replicated the concepts of christianity as a parody to mock and make clear how unlikely your beliefs are – if god was perfect it would be impossible for imperfection to exist in any sense and we would all be perfect and thus there would be no crime and everyone would get on in harmony. However, this is not the case. I know that most Christians lack the brain power to conceive the relationship between intelligence and believing in Christ, with the more intelligent not believing in him since we are equally likely to go to hell for not believing that I am your god and thus I submit you to pennance in my hell for eternity. So, please stop with the comments about the people who ‘believe’ in FSM, because we don’t believe in it and the irony is that ‘we’ are stupid when you do not even realise that we are mocking YOU.
Lastly, I would like to say that there was not much point in taking my time to write this since theists will either ignore what I have said and only read what they want to read and disgard the rest or secretly know that God does not exist but continue to think so because you feel emptiness in your life. TO ALL CHRISTIANS: Be honest to yourself, you are not exactly the smartest in your place of work or place of education are you? I didn’t think so. If you do not, or did not perform well academically you have no reason to feel you are right because you are probably proven wrong and were proven wrong many times in education and life and most things probably confused you. So take it from someone who is likely much smarter than you… GOD DOES NOT EXIST.
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win.
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! you said a bad word!! T.T Your going to hell! may the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your soul!!!
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Comment 61. Ha ha thats my brother (we have the same parents) and what he said i agree with 100%. If we live in a world where a person could try to rape, torture and kill every person on the planet (but only managed to do this to half of them) then ask Jesus for forgiveness he would be a holy man and go to Heaven. BUT, if a person saved the other half of the world’s population, by preventing the evil person from killing them all, saving around 3 and a half billion lives, and was generally the nicest person in the world, but did not believe in Jesus, then he would go to Hell.
Seriously people, can any sane person look at that situation and say that is the correct outcome? There are so many different religions, how can they all possibly be correct? They cannot. Christians do not believe in any other religions nor their gods. Does that mean Christians should go to Christian Heaven and every other religion’s Hell? What proof do Christians have of God other than a Bible written by MAN. And if it was written by how God intended it to be written, must it not all be true? This means that Adam and Eve existed. Which would make us all INBRED. Incest is a sin is it not? Then why would God leave Adam and Eve and their children no other option than to inbreed? This would also make the story of “Noah’s Ark” true. How could two of every single species of animal fit onto a boat. There are millions of different species known to man, let alone the rest of them. According to Christianity there is no such thing as evolution. Explain dinosaurs. Explain the different species of dog which man helped create from wolves. That is proof of Evolution. There are many, many “hard” facts that prove the bible wrong. But not one proving that it’s all actually the truth.
Religion is a bad thing any way. Millions and millions of people have died directly and indirectly because of religion. Religion is like a gun. It’s mankind making the guns and pulling the trigger. It’s man kind making the religions and killing because of them. GUNS AND RELIGIONS ARE EXCUSES FOR MURDER AND MEANS OF DOING IT. Example: George Bush invaded Iraq because God told him to in a dream. A hell of a lot people died because of that dream.
IF GOD IS SO POWERFUL, WHY DID IT TAKE HIM SIX DAYS TO MAKE THE EARTH, AND WHY DID HE NEED ONE DAY TO REST?
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You know what’s ridiculous, the fact that you can’t spell RIDICULOUS! Seriously if your going have a go at someone or something at least make sure your spellings correct!
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@#56 – TheFewThe ProudThe Marinara
I have to disagree with you on one point. My life experience has taught me that many people simply cannot tolerate disagreement of ANY form. You think a religious nut gets their panties in a bunch when you disagree with them? Try telling a SF Giants fan you like the Dodgers. Or tell a metalhead you don’t enjoy Slayer.
You’d be surprised the kinds of looks people give me when I tell them I don’t like onions. Some people look at me like I just grew a new set of eyeballs in my forehead.
It seems to me that many people are hell bent on homogeneity – they can’t sleep knowing that someone, somewhere, thinks differently, talks differently, acts differently than them. When you dare tell them that you don’t agree with them… well, you’ve read plenty of mail form plenty of those people.
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To quote Jean-Luc(64) “Christians do not believe in any other religions nor their gods. Does that mean Christians should go to Christian Heaven and every other religion’s Hell?”
Now that, my friends and colleagues, is a very interesting thought. If no religion > other religions, then every person of religious beliefs goes to both heaven (theirs) and hell (everyone else’s). If this is true, then clearly, religious belief of any sort is a losing proposition. You can only occupy one heaven, but (depending on your exact count and what qualifies as a religion) you will suffer in multiple hells.
It is almost enough to make me want to give up the Noodly Path, lest I fall afoul of the various other belief systems. Still, come to think of it, after a quick perusal of most well known belief systems reveals that only xianity and islame really threatens eternal torment, most of the rest let you lie around waiting for some future event, or they doom you back into the material world.
Given that the material world is where I encounter the phenomenon of spaghetti and beer and strippers – even though not perfectly Noodly versions – then I’m opining that the belief of the great FSM is the most logical way to go. You will enjoy perfect beer and strippers in Pastafarian Heaven, imperfect ones in the material plane (courtesy of the various karmic/reincarnation beliefs), and one really hot place (xian hell) and one that may be really gold (islame, depending on your interpretation).
Still, the vast majority of your existences will have the opportunity for enjoyment of pirates, noodles, wenches and beer. Take that, Pascal’s Wager!
PC
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I thought, dear SpaghettiEater, your God taught you to respect all other religions and accept those.
What you are doing now, is a sin. YOU are the one who will burn in Hell for wishing that we burn in Hell.
Vriendelijk groet,
FLJ P.
PS.i apologize for my very, very crappy, confused English.
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AH YOU’RE SO TOTALLY RIGHT BABE !
=D
do you want 2 eat spaghetti tonight ? please reply xD
and you guys have 2 search »immediately« a life please, do it for the FSM .
i’ll help you with the first step:
http://www.google.nl
may God bless you all
- ryana
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I mean, PASTAFARIAN? what in the world ??…!
You could not invent better
and i appoligize me 4 my bad english because i’m not from england / america
but a friend send me this shit xD and we had laugh our teeth out our mouth
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Um…
Yes, we do make fools of you, but not because you “actually have something to believe in,” as you may like to think…
It’s because you feel that you need to believe in a greater power in order to validate yourself, so you can say that ‘God created humans as perfect beings!’ PERFECT BEINGS MY ASS. You sound like whiny, insecure teenagers (and I would know, given that I am one, but at least I’m the appropriate age)!!! Get a life! It’s kind of sad really, because the fact that you think there’s some guy up in the sky that if you pray to will make your life better, would normally mean you are MENTALLY UNSTABLE. You thin there is a HOLY GHOST! Go back to summer camp, kids! I mean come on!!! It’s actually mean and depressing that we insist on making fun of you, or at least it would be if you had the decency to believe in your idiocy by yourself! BUT NOOOOO, you try to convert us! You insist that we’re wrong and you’re right, and that’s the end of that! You try force your retarded-ness on us in our homes and schools and politics, when you are very clearly WRONG!!! And then you come to OUR website, just TRYING to make more trouble!!!!! I really, really hope that natural selection deals with people like you, or that you at least have protected sex, because for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY CORRECT, do NOT, again, please, do NOT make more of yourself!
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@66- Yes, but try starting a website making fun of onions, and see how many e-mails you get saying things like “Enjoy your onion-free Big Mac in Hell!”
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7.
I didn’t critcize you, I win.
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We don’t make fools OUT of you who “actually have something to believe in”, but try to show how foolish it is to believe that YOUR beliefs are any less foolish than any other.
To subscribe to any Religion requires a “leap of faith” from God’s truth into teachings created by man, written into books by man, printed by man, preached by man, and sold by man as “God’s word” so that fools will take that leap.
RAmen
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@ Ryana: Glad we made you laugh. As for me, I still cannot decide whether reading the Christian bible should make us laugh out hard or be scared as hell for the crazy people who might actually believe all that crazy stuff and start killing unbelievers. At least Pastafarianism does not demand of its followers that they murder anyone.
Have a nice day and get an education.
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Erm… isn’t “Hell” supposed to be, like, really terrible? So, I mean, like, how can you enjoy anything in there?
But seriously, keep it up. And whomsoever came up with “touch by his noodly appendage” has my heartfelt thanks for giving me a quick quip that evokes all my humour on the ridiculous things people will believe. Love it!
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I’m with 65. When are people going to learn that when you can’t even spell common words that SPELLCHECK would pick up – you lose a huge amount of credibility.
But let’s face it, Noodly Fans, DOGMA is alive and well in the “great” US of A, and fanatacism is blind and deaf – and of course, a danger to any sort of rights guaranteed to us all by the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
However, I entreat you to adhere to the moral and intellectual high ground here. The latter is not a problem (that’s why I love you people, you’re intelligent, you’re irreverent, and you have great senses of humor) but for those who are atheist/agnostic – I know there are many who have/do/will slam you and condemn you to hell for your (lack of) belief and it’s regrettable – I’m sorry for all the unpleasantness and ignorance you have had to navigate.
But please…remember we are ALL but specks – we have but limited ability to understand the workings of the Cosmos and because of this – there IS “faith” and “belief” because – nobody really KNOWS for sure just how it works. For me, that’s kind of part of the fun of it all. Maybe someday we’ll become enlightened and maybe we won’t.
But adhere to the moral high ground, please. Pity the small mind but don’t give in to the temptation to lob back scornful vitriole which ridicules those who have faith and belief in something because you don’t share that with them. There are so many ways of looking at the issue of “faith”…after all, isn’t it faith and trust in one another which allows us to form deep, lasting relationships?
Peace, and pass the breadsticks :)
EntropyBabe
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Let’s face it, Noodly Fans, DOGMA is alive and well in the “great” US of A, and fanatacism is blind and deaf – and of course, a danger to any sort of rights guaranteed to us all by the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
However, I entreat you to adhere to the moral and intellectual high ground here. The latter is not a problem (that’s why I love you people, you’re intelligent, you’re irreverent, and you have great senses of humor) but for those who are atheist/agnostic – I know there are many who have/do/will slam you and condemn you to hell for your (lack of) belief and it’s regrettable – I’m sorry for all the unpleasantness and ignorance you have had to navigate.
But please…remember we are ALL but specks – we have but limited ability to understand the workings of the Cosmos and because of this – there IS “faith” and “belief” because – nobody really KNOWS for sure just how it works. For me, that’s kind of part of the fun of it all. Maybe someday we’ll become enlightened and maybe we won’t.
But adhere to the moral high ground, please. Pity the small mind but don’t give in to the temptation to lob back scornful vitriole which ridicules those who have faith and belief in something because you don’t share that with them. There are so many ways of looking at the issue of “faith”…after all, isn’t it faith and trust in one another which allows us to form deep, lasting relationships?
Peace, and pass the breadsticks :)
EntropyBabe
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Quasimatter (#66): You are correct in that some people will get upset with just about ANY difference from them – not just religion. But I’ve never heard of a Dodger fan being burned at the stake by Giant backers. I have a theory that all intolerance is based on 2 factors – ignorance and fear – and these are not only common in Christianity and Islam, but actually propogated by its leaders.
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Yes, I will indeed enjoy my spaghetti.
But not in hell, as I do not believe in the concept of your hell, which I assume is what you are referring to.
I will enjoy my spaghetti in utopia, lying on the slopes of the beer volcano and enjoying the sights of the stripper factory.
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I saw your group in Kiva and had to check it out. I am amused. Throughout history, Divine Beings have appeared in whatever form they need to get their message through to their intended audiences. The FSM would appeal to all Pastafarians in search of the 3 L’s: Love, Life and Laughter. If all of humanity could find the L’s, Earth would be a kinder, gentler place.
Kudos to the generosity of the FSM group for their support of Kiva. Well done!
Best wishes in your journey.
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Really? I thought everyone was trying to make fun of Pastafarians because WE actually have something to believe in…with bigger balls I might add. It must suck when you realize you have been chasing the wrong deity for the wrong reasons. An authority/dominantion/control/fear/love money grubbing cult disguised as a benevolent organization? No beer and strippers for you my freind.
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Wow….true christians JUDGE other people and their beliefs…. I knew I should have joined a christian church!
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I am eating bread and drinking wine at the moment. Oh, that’s Jesus’ blood and body right? ooohhhhh…..Well why don’t you use up your life preparing for death then.
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Uh you guys must be crazy becuase I love spaggetti to eat i’m not a cusser but im still going to say this is wrong seriosly im christian and i am a follower of god i am saying to you that people who practice this game has been fooled by the devil i mean seriously who just decides they want to worship food. Ok what I have to say is the people who worshp this thing has to know the real god who has been here from the beginig of time till the end. And im not going to say it’s a religion because barley anybody knows this game. The only reason is that I went to this website is becuase this girl in my school practices this game and everybody thinks she’s insain because she has weird stuff she says weird things that make people want to puke or get scared and attacks people with dolls and she started to talk about this and I wanted to know if it was true. People who worship this needs to get a life. I know it’s not my buisness but I am worried people are going to start worshiping my dinner. I mean who wants to worship this there is proof of christianity and no proof of a monster. And wouldn’t the spagetti have already have been spoiled and if he has powers it isn’t true I cuold just have anybody in my school eat the monster in a second. And the reason global warming is happening is becuase HUMANS are killing the enviroment by polluting. You got to think logicly really. And even if your spagetti monster did create the world wouldn’t there be giant sause blobs in places and making things or drawing things or drawing on a picture on a cloud doesn’t proof that this monster really exists. There is nothing in this world that would make me belive that this monster is real. And there is no pirates in this world now and what does pirates have to do with a spagetti monster really. All of what you wrote really wants to make me laff and I really do hope this is a joke becuase I wrote the truth not something about something sad like the spagetti monster. Who ever invented this religion were you jrunk or you just decided to worship on something dumb. It’s like if I said i’m going to worship my salad and going to spread the word. If I said that i must be sick but im am never going to worship something dumb like that. I mean what the lord has done to me he saved me he touched my hart he holds me in his arms he has millions no trillions of people following his word. I can actually feel his spirit around me when i go to school or at the mall or at home I bet your spagetti monster can’t do that. I am just proving that this whole thing is wrong!
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I love all the Christians who try to ridicule the FSM as “dinner”. Are you not the ones who make a sacrament of bread & wine as Jesus’ flesh & blood?
Actually, thinking about a plate of spaghetti, a glass of wine & some garlic bread is making me hungry…..
I think our religions are deliciously complementary.
RAmen. And BUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!
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I will enjoy my spaghetti in hell. The fire will keep it warm and tasty. yum yum
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Also, in reply to post above (Shany). I always truly love it when i get to here the phrase “there is proof of christianity”. despite the fact that there are a number of places where the gospels directly contradict each other, and despite the fact that mostly the books were written many years after the facts protrayed, and finally despite the fact that it is laughable to even consider the bible as a truly independant portrayal of a historical set of events, what truly makes me laugh is that people think that just because it seems ridiculous as opposed to Christeo-Judaic religion, Pastafarianism is far more unlikely. Is it really, and i mean REALLY any less likely, that Pastafarians are any less wrong than the rest of the world? Is a noodly god who provides beer and strippers to his followers less able to exist simply because His book was written only a few short years ago?
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YOU ALL DUMB !! =D suck my friends balls !
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how could you believe in a spaghetti monster that have made this world ?!?!?!
that’s INSANE
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Shany #85
Have you ever heard of paragraphs? Guess that don’t teach you that at Jesus Camp. Please crawl back in your hole.
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Hey Shany,
The only thing you proved was that your school has failed horribly in teaching you basic spelling, grammar and writing skills.
I have some advice for you, son. True spirituality comes only when you have been touched by His Noodly Appendages. The sensation is not like anything else, and you won’t have a clue what it is like until you experience it. The FSM is the only source of love and hope in the whole world. But you must have faith, first.
We will be more than happy to teach you more if you ever get bored with the “game” of the 3-in-1 bearded man in the sky.
Yours in Noodliness.
RAmen
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WOW, Shany, way to not get stuff! Phew, that was really a piss of work. I’m not even gonna go into details on this one. Shame on you, sir, you are commiting evolutional blasphemy.
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I Love you!!! You’re funny! Made me laugh – you must be fun to hang around with.
Peace,
Mari
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Hell’s Asshole… If I’m not mistaken thats Newark right?
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Dear poster number 85 (commonly known as Shany)
You are as informed about the relative size of numbers as you are about deities. Please note that unless you are claiming that there are vast numbers of extra-terrestrial civilizations that worship the xian god, or unless you are claiming that the insects of earth also worship the xian god, then you have achieved EPIC FAIL. There are not a trillion – let alone trillions – of people on this particular planet.
I encourage you to go to school, pay REALLY close attention in your science/math courses and then re-examine your little tirade. If that doesn’t do it for you – just copy and paste your reply into word, replace every instance of ‘christianity’ or ‘god’ with ‘pastafariansim’ and ‘FSM’ – and vice versa. Then reread your writings and hopefully you will see that you have no high ground to occupy. Unless you are high.
cheers
PC
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@#85 – Dear Shany,
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Don’t you have a bible that needs reading or a deity that need praying to? Perhaps your time would be better spent learning to spell rather than posting to this board.
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LJS
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Well, the only thing I can give you all credit for is making me hungry.
I’m definitely going to pray for all of you fervently. I am so angry right now that my judgement is likely clouded, but I just want to say that I do not hate any of you, I am just hating your mockery. And don’t go, ‘OH YA FSM ISH AS REEL AS UR GOD THO LOLZ” please. I refuse to fall for your silly jokes. Yeah, I can see you laughing there. I would witness to you, but I just don’t think I should waste my time throwing pearls to the swine. You are all in my thoughts and prayers. May God bless you and keep you from sin and your dumb pasta headed freak. Jesus loves you even if you don’t love him.
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Shany (85),
Here is my confession to you, and His Holiness; the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I was you (minus the horrible grammar). Anyone who didn’t agree with me was totally wrong because the buybull said so. I drank all the Kool-Aid. I was baptized in the holy spirit, and spoke in tongues, and danced for god. I did it all honey! I even went so far as to tell a wonderful friend of mine that he was gay because he was possessed by a demon (yes, seriously, and Brad I am eternally sorry).
Then I went to college and met a wonderful man who challenged me. We had 6 hour conversations about religion, and I began to actually ask questions. I wanted to know more, so I took a world religions class. Amazingly enough, these stories from the buybull were appearing in religions that existed 2000 years before xianity was even thought of! Then I learned that the timelines for when Jesus was supposedly born did not match my calendar. Why you ask? Because xianity was taking over pagan holidays (in short). I could feel my mind beginning to open, and it was like a glimmer of warm light. I wanted to know where it came from, so I went toward it. I took a Catholicism class, and then I took Philosophy of Religion. I ate information like a steamy plate of spaghetti with marinara! The arguments that were made in favor of god did not make sense. I began to see religion as circular logic and fear mongering. I became an agnostic. I didn’t have enough information to take that final step off the fence (and perhaps a little scared). I continued researching, debating friends (and that wonderful man who became my husband), and then a friend of mine recommended “The God Delusion”. I jumped off the fence and ran as fast as I could into the arms of the FSM. I have been touched by his Noodely Appendage, and I am now a full Pastafarian (let me spell that out for you since you have no idea what “satire” means. I am an atheist). I believed as you do. And the delusion I was living in made me do the one thing that I regret most in my life. I hurt a friend, and for this I hope that His Great Meatballness can forgive me. I was an indoctrinated child who was not given the choice on what to believe.
The bible is a book of stories that contradicts itself every step of the way, and Christianity is a mosh-posh of religions put together to control the masses with words like “hell” and “eternal damnation”. What I say may be uncomfortable to you (it definitely was to me, so I empathize with you), but it IS true.
I always teach the students in my science class one thing that I would like to share with you now. Never, ever just accept what anyone tells you. People are biased and have ulterior motives for wanting you to believe them. Ask questions. Read things that you think you “shouldn’t” (perhaps starting with the history of some other religions). Search for the truth, and think about all the facts that you have learned. Then draw a conclusion. If you say that you already know and don’t need to do that, then you will never be able to think for yourself. But my hope is that you are able to break out of this and really enjoy your ONE life on this beautiful planet that has so much to offer.
In Peace and Sauciness, RAmen,
D&WC
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@ – Shany -#85,
Listen, Shany, my child, you are illiterate, like many of the other hate mailers who come here to preach; your grammar, spelling, and punctuation are bad enough to get your English teacher fired for incompetence. There is no proof of any part of “christianity”. Do not try (mis)quoting the Bible, because I’m sure that you can’t even read it. You don’t know the language, or the politics or the economics of the time when it was written.
If you come back here, you should read the Open Letter and the material at the “About” tab before displaying your literary, philosophical, and theological ignorance. Please read also, Southern Ptarmigan’s comments (tenth down in the discussion section. S/He is a Christian evangelist who has this entire question in perspective:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=letters-may-2009&sc=DD_20090508
By the way, do you have any idea how big a “trillion” is? I suspect that you do not, and that you had better listen closely to your science teacher for that concept.
RAmen
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@Shany
Now that you have had your brain thoroughly washed you might want to get it dried.
In the interest of spreading His Noodley goodness, I would like to send you fifty cents to help with this endeavor.
Please correct me if I have the wrong address;
Absolute Moron
0 Clueless Lane
Backwoods, Kansas 000IQ
I was also wondering if I could interest you in an education, as you seem to be severely lacking anything approaching second grade competancy levels.
May The Pasta Be With You
Your Friendly Neighborhood Pirate
Vinny the Red
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I am athiest, but i believe that you should have faith in whatever you want. If these people want to worship the FSM then good for them! I will NOT burn in hell, and neither will these people. If your life is so meaningless to yourself that you have to leave hateful comments on a page about worshiping a flying spaghetti monster, get a life please!
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Hi Guys!
just wondering if there is a church in australia?
thanks!
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Shany, please tell us why your lord cheesus hates paragraphs so much.
Choose cheesus. Education not necessary. Bring your wallet.
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Now hold on lascell, where I would agree christianity has many holes and is obviously blatantly untrue, I don’t think it is physicaly possibe to simply say “god does not exsist” as you have no evidence to prove so.
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@Shany
Yes he has! And he is the FSM!
This isn’t a game. This is my religion. If you don’t want to degredate and disrespect my religion, then go somewhere else. I’m tired of you ignorant fools thinking that you are RIGHT no matter WHAT the evidence is. There is far more evidence proving that FSM is the real Noodly One than there is proving your sky-daddy. (IDK where that originated but I love the word lol) You proved nothing. There is no evidence for christianity at all, if there is, why are you keeping it hidden from the rest of the world? No one else knows about this “evidence.” I love how you say trillions of people, even though there aren’t even a whole 7 billion people in the wolrd yet. And if your god is so great, where is he? Helping the world and all that mojo. Is it his 4 billion years off right now? Because things sure have been screwed up. Our religion makes as much sense, IF NOT MORE, as christianity. Where do YOU get off, saying that our religion doesn’t make sense? Yours believes that there is a giant invisible man in the sky, with a list of 10 specific things, you aren’t allowed to do. IF you do any of these things, he sends you to a place, where you burn in agony for all eternity. But he loves you, he loves you and he needs money. He also send GOOD people to hell, because he’s a selfish, egotistical asshole, who believes that if you don’t believe in him, you are a TERRIBLE person and deserve to burn in hell. If you are a sadistic monster who has murdered hundreds of people, so long as you believe in him and ask him for forgiveness, he accepts you into heaven. 2 + 2 doesn’t equal 74. And infinite punishment or reward for finite acts just isn’t right. Think about your religion. I used to be christian too. Then I turned 8 and thought about it. Maybe you should do the same.
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#93
Erm, it IS as real as your god. Provide proof of Christianity (irrefutable proof that is) and I will lay down the Gospel of the FSM and become the most christian person on the planet. No doubt he will attempt to provide proof, realize(ise?) his religion is silly, and then break down for a few days. Perhaps THEN he shall realise just exactly why he is so wrong.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
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Oops, it’s poster #98 not #93, my bad #93.
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#98, I am in tears. Please accept my thanks for the best laugh in days. You haters are cutest when you are foaming at the mouth. Kudos to Bobby Henderson for exposing the true nature of so many of the faithful.
Also, please be sure to close your eyes, bow your head, interlock your hands, and talk to yourself about me. I am sure the ritual will do me a lot of good.
May one day you be touched by His Noodly Appendages and feel the warmth of true love and hope, which you are today sadly missing. You are consumed with hate and fury even as I am having a blast. I pity that you will on day find yourself with stale beer among diseased strippers and it will be too late to repent.
RAmen
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fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense burn in hell im having spagetti for dinner suck on that
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Adolf Hitler had things he believed in, too.
One thing many Pastafarians DON’T believe in is hell.
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I love this site. Always good for a laugh. A big thanks to the bible thumpers, you are a funny bunch.
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All I have to say is eating pasta in hell is better than eating pasta in heaven because heaven, being so high up, will make my pasta cold and therefore uneatable. While eating my pasta in hell will keep it warm and delicious. Either way eternity of booze and strippers beets both.
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“Enjoy your spaghetti in hell”, you say.
A quick Google of your statement turns up 52100 hits.
Googling ‘flambe noodly goodness’ turned up 5600 hits.
That could hold me for quite a while.
Just sayin’…
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Dear SpaghettiEater:
You really need to read http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php, then—if you have the strength—compare that parable to your own religion.
Stretch your mind — Prfesser
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I like Pasta, I like hope – I like hope pasta. FSM is hope pasta and I like it.
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@ #99 Drained and Washed Clean: It warms my (figurative) soul to know you are teaching science..somewhere.
Im an amatuer astronomer and have had many neighborhood kids over to look through the scopes, and one night one of the group asked me about religion, I responded with “I cant comment on religion, that is up to your parents, but I will say this, dont believe everything you hear…and learn as much as you can about the world around you” Even saying that, which I consider good advice for all, some of those kids havent come back, I have to assume some parents didnt like my advice. Oh well, if even one of those kids takes to heart what I said, and comes to see the light as most educated/intelligent people have, then I am satisfied that I did my part. Kudos to you and keep up the good fight.
…Oh, and Shany, you are a credit to your kind! If only all the god mongers were as obviously ignorant as you, we wouldnt be waging a war (yes war, if you dig a little there is a huge war against science going on) against those who willfully pollute the world with outright lies and disinformation. (AIG, DI, Dembski, Behe, Ham, and many others)
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I noticed a typo in one of my previous posts.
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“If you don’t want to degredate and disrespect my religion, then go somewhere else.”
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I said if you DON’T want to, I meant, if you want to.
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Had to correct myself. Sorry.
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Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
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I wasn’t sure where to put this…nudge, nudge, wink, wink…sorry, ‘Monty Python’ moment there! Anyway, I just finished a book called ‘Society Without God’ by a sociologist named Zuckerman. He studied religion in Denmark and Sweden and found that there was a direct corrallation between the lack of belief found in Scandanavia and their tolerance toward opposing viewpoints. No real surprise there…Christians (and other fervent believers) are certainly not known to be very accepting of others. What was interesting to me was that individuals were considered to be odd if they actually believe in a supreme diety. Reason is amazing if you let it work and don’t cloud it with dogma.
RAmen
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As a religious person I have to say that any religion (no matter how noodly) that gets people talking about the wrongs pushed on society by all established mainstream religions is a good thing. Basically if your church can’t stand up to his noodliness then maybe it wasn’t built on that solid of a foundation in the first place.
Basically all religions are meant for some sort of good. It’s just that when people get involved they distort what is written in sacred texts to whatever they happen to believe that day.
I would also like to add if the quote from above is from a christian then may I put forth that only God knows who is going to hell and it is a sin for you to pass his judgment on others.
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Religion = Ignorance. Without ignorance there is no religion. If God was real, there would be proof of him. There is none. Which is why there are different religions and non-believers. There is proof of gravity. How many people do you know who do not believe in gravity? History shows that we used to believe the Earth was flat. Because of ignorance, but science proved it to be spherical. Science will one day rid of the ignorance fueling the faith of religions and it would not have come too soon.
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I love the ones who are all “I’m gonna eat spaghetti” thinking it’s insulting. So cute bahaha
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Of course I will enjoy my spaghetti in hell… Down there it never gets cold, and the FSM has blessed us with endless plumes of delicious spaghetti, so there will be enough for everyone :)
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Enjoy your spaghetti in hell? Sounds so bitter when we are so alike. The bible thumpers enjoy eating their Savior when they have communion every Sunday morning, and Pastafarians enjoy eating their Savior when they have spaghetti dinner every Sunday night. Perhaps they’re jealous because we get to have a cannoli for dessert after munching on our Savior.
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Our God is good. You can touch him, taste him see him and smell him. He is food and food is the key to life. He goes down great with meatballs which gives more nourishment than a wafer and a sip of wine.
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“How many people do you know who do not believe in gravity?”
Whoa there! Gravity is not exactly the same as any god. There’s evidence so people KNOW there is gravity. Knowing and believing are two different things. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t believe in any particular god. Actually after reading Angels and Demons, I think I’l be a scientist-believer. There was a very good simple explenation of “God”.
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Well if you think about it, this is just as believeable as Christianity.
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Sorry Dylan #105 – it doesn’t work like that. You can not say it is wrong to say ‘“god does not exist” as you have no evidence to prove so’ as you also have absolutely no evidence to say “god does exist”. Any one could state anything and your logic would enable this to be a fact until proven otherwise. The onus on anybody spouting any bloody stupid idea is to show some proof. God definitely does not exist until someone proves he does! (and they haven’t!!)
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I love how he/she is like “I’m eating SPAGHETTI!”
This is secretly submitting yourself to His Holy Appendages.
Pesto be with you!
-your fellow Pastafarian.
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Ok Gerrick McElroy, what happened to your Sun God … he must be so hurt! When the earth turns to ice I’LL KNOW who made it HAPPEN!!! OOOOHHHHMMM, slurp, munch, burp, I’m better now …
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I am very dismayed at religious people condemning other religious people on this forum. I, for one, believe in the Sun God. Our Sun God gives us warmth, makes the plants grow, and without him, our planet would be a frozen rock floating through space. Let’s not anger the Sun God fighting over false Gods. He is beginning to show his displeasure with us. He has stopped the 11 year sun spot cycle. We are receiving less energy from him, our climate is cooling off. Heed his warning, in an eye blink; he could turn himself off completely! Then what? Although my Sun God is the one, true, infallible God; I tolerate your silly beliefs out of respect. You should do the same.
May the Sun God shine his brilliance upon you! Spend a day at the beach baptizing yourself in his glorious rays while giving him thanks!
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I have to say I agree 100% with everything “Garrick McElroy” said.
That said, I also have something to tell you #98, hope you read it AND read Garrick’s posts (#106 & #107) in order to be informed a bit about some facts and then we can maybe have a decent, peaceful and mature discussion.
Anyways, Im wondering something. You say you’re very angry (and hungry) with this, that you are not hating us but “just hating our mockery”. But then I wonder, how is this a mockery? Where did you get this from? Ill take a shot and say that this is only your closed mind telling you what you want to believe: that this is just a mock, spoof or parody of a religion. Specifically your religion, and thats why you feel insulted and full of hate.
But it is not. It might look “silly” to you because we worship a pasta monster, but you can’t then deny the fact that it is as “silly” as worshipping a guy (or girl) with a beard who lives in the sky and is actually 3 in 1: a young dude, an old dude, and a woman. All at the same time. And then it is as “silly” as what Wyccans (sp?) worship: werewolves and vampires. You said you didnt want to be told “FSM is as real as your God”, and ok I wont tell you that, but you’re only asking for it because its the reality. No God can be proven true, and if you can then Im anxiously waiting for a real proof of it, but until then, it is all down to personal beliefs and faith. At least our God is made of pasta and pasta does exists so, if anything, we’re only closer than you are to a real God. So, why bash us for our beliefs? Have you considered that? Anyways Ill get to this point later on in this post.
First of all I want to clear out about what this is (for me), you might think it is a mockery but, this is actually some sort of religion itself. Just not a “severely organized mass-moving, mind-closing and/or hate-breeding” religion like yours and some others.
Im not insulting you here nor anyone from any religion, Im only telling the truth based on real facts, and your own post just proves my facts clearly. So before you get even more blind rage, lets see these facts:
You’re so closed minded in your religion that just the moment when you hear about some sort of “religion/cult” where the followers worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster, you automatically believe it is a mock against you and your religion and, of course, you get ANGRY and start to feel HATE. Thats what they breed you with in your religion, to hate as soon as you possibly can? And not only haet, but blind hate, that is, because you clearly know nothing about this, but yet you suppose it is right to come to our place and bash us for believing in something different, with the argument being that this is a mock, we’re sinners and claiming that we’re the ones who are “dumb”.
But let me just quote one of your final sentences “keep you from sin and your dumb pasta headed freak”, so if I got it right, you’re indirectly claiming that Im a sinner for having a different belief? Is that something you learn in your religion? To call a “sinner” someone who has a different belief or religion than yours? Maybe you see this as a “st00pid” religion or a joke, but we do see it as a religion so, why cant we be respected for it? As I said before in this post, if we bring it down to “proofs” and “logic”, our religion is as logical as yours, if not more.
And the worse part is that, our religion is now clearly more ethical (and logical) than yours. We for example are not encouraged to bash/insult/kill others for their thoughs, we accept any beliefs as soon as the intentions are noble, as for religions we can only try to ignore the ignorance, it is only wrong if the religion’s intentions are wrong, also we actually live our religion with humour, keeping the line between humour thin to the moral and “seriousness” one, and our gospel is actually easy-to-read, understandable, powerful and most of the times hilarious which makes it enjoyable, but I wonder if you have ever read yours 100%?
Make an anonimous interview to 10 random people in your church to see if they have read the gospel completely (ever), and you’ll be surprised how most of them never did, most didnt even start.
So yeah, Id rather keep worshiping my “dumb pasta headed freak” who, with his Noodly Appendage, always leads me through the right, moral and fun passage of life, allowing me to live in peace and always to follow the motto “LIVE AND LET LIVE”, unlike worshiping your God, who apparently leads you to a life that makes you feel random blind rage, anger, prejudice and hate to others who believe in something that in your opinion is “dumb”, but of course that must be OK to you because you believe in Him (or Her?) so you’re allowed to do that as you wish; we are the sinners.
As a side-note, I just saw a curious link about this subject, so if you opened your mind a bit and the rage is semi-gone and want to read a small parable that relates to one of the subjects on “religion vs religion”, you might want to check this link and realize what you’re actually doing:
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
Dont worry about the mighty TFS hating you for your words, he’s a kind God and he understands when people’s minds have been washed and sealed from external comprehension. He doesnt hate. Him and I can only hope you carefully read the good posts in this website, open your eyes leaving the prejudice behind, and join our Pastafarian journey for good.
RAmen.
-LuisC.
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YAR!
It be funny and sad how a lot of folk see the eatin’ of the Sacred Pasta as Sacrilege and not as what it truly be, Sacrament! Arrr, These folk immediately jump to a feelin’ of hate fer our sacred Spagediety and they know nothin’ of us! That’s an Ancient Concept called predudice Mateys!
YAR!
RAmen!
Cap’m RedTom
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I believe it’s Wiccan. :D I’ve never had someone say they thought what I said was intelligible. I normally just get religi-bashed.
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As Nietzsche already put it – and this is a book worth reading :
Man created God (in his own image!) for his mental consolation and comfort and Man also murdered God by creating new values. Thus GOD is dead!
But for this, one would have to think on his/her own rather than just reciting what one has learned in religious school.
RAmen
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Atheists don’t go to hell because they don’t believe in it
I believe in other things, when i got really sick i didn’t turn to some god, i went to the hospital
if my grades are bad it’s not god who wanted it, i just should have studied better
i believe you are free in what god (or nothing) you believe in but don’t bother people with your own religious beliefs, you can’t force it on them !
i just don’t want to believe in some church that profits from the sick and people with guilt ( because they give A LOT )
I have a lot to believe in (things or people) that WILL really help me when i need it , just not some being that controlls everyone and everything
as Bill Maher said it : “religion is like the lottery, if you don’t play you can’t get saved”
Greets from Belgium, keep up the good work FSM
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My favorite quote so far has been “Shany” aka 85 after having ranted about how dumb we are, our good friend Shany then goes on to say “I mean what the lord has done to me he saved me he touched my hart he holds me in his arms he has millions no trillions of people following his word.”
I mean… Yarrrgh dude, are you trying to create some sort of intelligence black hole in that sentence? That sentence (with ABSOLUTELY horrible grammar and spelling), would invalidate any half decent point you had made. Not that you have (and I’m guessing that you aren’t going to make one any time soon. I’m also guessing you’re looking up invalidate in the dictionary), but that was like… Negative IQ there.
Thanks to Bobby & the FSM for helping these closed minded chappies reveal their true colors.
RAmen
P.S. If you want to tuck into a big bowl of spaghetti tonight then go for it! It’s a delicious, nutricious meal and it’s a great chance to have a taste of OUR Savior. I have tried yours, but I find wine has you saying stupid things, and it’s a little too easy to poke holes in bread.
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Dear “SpaghettiEater,”
1. Please learn to spell, or at least use spellcheck.
2. We are not all Atheists. Some of us are Agnostic, of course in your eyes we’re all the same.
3. Show us some real evidence of the existence of another “supreme being” and the factual
correctness of your religious beliefs and we’ll be more than willing to convert to your belief system.
4. “Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.” is not a very Christian attitude.
Yes I assume you’re a so-called Chistian as you guys seem to be the only one’s going out of your
way to condemn us to “Hell.”
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Dear Shany and #98,
You guys arn’t to brite you have to relize that no matter what we’re all going to hell. I say this because, everyone has a different religon so STFU. Btw FSM makes more sence then “God”, what are the chances of a being creating everything; who created him? I mean sure we all have are different perspectives but yeah…. i’m going into like 9th grade teachers, other students, adults flip out when they find out i have no religon, but thx to FSM i can now say my religon is FSM (i can’t spell! =P)! oh btw if your guys wanna hate mail me or say somthing to plz do!
My e-mail is spike1454@yahoo.com (Note: i was like six when i made this e-mail lol)
From your FSM loving pal,
Alex!
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Actually, hell is mostly stale beer and strippers with STDs isn’t it? But then again maybe we’ll also have pasta with no sauce. No, that’s too harsh… maybe a sauce from a can. Yeah that’s it!
In addition to the stale beer volcano and diseased stripper factory, Hell also has overcooked pasta with ragu sauce on it, or off-brand mac-n-cheese made with powdered milk. How do I get that cannonized?
In all seriousness though, I’m guessing that Hell is probably right next door to heaven. Maybe we could invite them all over to pasta once in a while… you know to show we still care.
In love and noodles,
Taco
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LOLOLOL THIS IS MY FAVORITE XDXD
LOLOLOLOLOL IN HELL LOLOLOL SPAGHETTI LOLOL XDXDXD
Say it once out loud. Then: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOROFL.
I can say I think you guys are crazy… but so is the rest of the world, so more power to ya xD
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell lmao. So good >.< XDXD
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Spaghetti eater?… oh well. athiests are not trying to make fools of anyone, we’re just trying to spread truth. we may fight each other’s opinions, but that’s just part of the process of atheism becoming a universal truth. 1) the truth is ridiculed and dismissed 2) the truth is violently oposed 3) the truth becomes universally accepted. false truthes like your religions have gone through this, but now it’s time for something that actually has some credibility to come through. what makes the bible believable in the first place? it was written over 300 years after the actual events transpired, far from a reputable source. not only that, but those who wrote it seemed to think that they knew everything that happened long before anyone had been around, much less in their lifetime. your religion is the joke, good sir, and i shan’t condemn you to hell, for it doesn’t exist. i’ll simply ask you to rot in the ground.
RAmen
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So which hell am I going to again? I can’t remember, was it Jahanem, maybe tartarus, it couldn’t have been the abyss could it? Well I don’t consider such silly imaginary concepts of eternal damnation or eternal reward so I guess it doesn’t matter. Oh and believing (seriously) in an omnipotent invisible omnipresent deity causing everything to exist through supernatural means inexplicable to us humans but apparently true because an old book says so makes you more of a fool than we atheists could ever do to you, more so by the fact that people try to get it taught as science in schools. Also you act as though believing in knee-deep bull is better than not believing in anything, but when you really think about it there is absolutely no down side for a person to stop worshiping dogma, though even if you try to think of it you probably wouldn’t be able to imagine us heretics as anything more than delusional immoral savages.
May you taste the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s large meaty balls while eating the pasta of his likeness Ramen.
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Is it just me but are all the people who believe in gods and are responding negative stupid? I’m really sorry for there stupidity. But then again it’s not really pleasent to know that there’s nothing there but we learn to live with it. These kinds of people are useless. We let you believe in whatever you wan’t believe so why can’t others believe in something else?
See ya in hell (but then again I don’t believe in god or in heaven or hell). So probably I won’t see you at all. That’s all.
- Me.
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You know the pervert recently caught in California who had that poor girl locked away for 18 years? Well, “The break in the case came when Phillip Garrido, convicted in 1971 of rape and kidnapping, came to the attention of UC Berkeley police while attempting to distribute religious literature on campus”.
What’s the odds he’s a good Christian – you know, someone with “something to believe in”? Give ya 1000 to 1 odds he’s not a Pastafarian!
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Shany,
I hope you enjoy having STDs in Hell
I’ll be laughing it up as I enjoy beer from the valcano and getting on with the strippers from the factory.
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sorry if i offend you, but i was just curious. Do you eat spaghetti and/or other carbohydrates? Again sorry if I offended you.
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Curious,
One who comes and seeks enlightenment by asking simple questions does not offend us. We enjoy sharing our practices with those who ask.
Yes, we all enjoy a pasta dish. It is like our communion. Friday is the holy day, so we enjoy a full plate of pasta with meatballs, and perhaps some breadsticks. Some Pastafarians choose to drink beer with their holy dish, while others choose their favorite wine. There are also alternatives allowed for those who cannot eat gluten, or are vegetarian/vegan (they exclude the meatballs, or substitute something like tofu balls).
Hope this helps you!
In Peace and Sauciness,
D&WC
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That’s very Christian of you.
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Quite a clever name.
Really, it is. Good job criticizing atheists, too.
Now let me end my sarcasm.
Now, the threats, isn’t that unchristian of you?
If there is a hell, we will see you there, buddy.
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Jesus would be proud of you, Bobby. But you’re right about one thing: spaghetti is one HELL of a good food. That and hell ravioli, but that’s a different sect entirely.
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@shany does your “god” forbid the use of spell checker? or the teaching of correct english and grammer. I commend your vehement defence of your “belief” but it would be more believable had you bothered to try and make a well reasoned (and spelled) argument.
@99 i am pleased for you and hope your life is fullfilled whilst continuing the search for answers we honestly need more people like you in the world.
RAmen brothers and sister
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This is my first time on the site and felt compelled to leave a comment, i think that everything that Bobby Henderson and crew have done is both extremely intelligent and hilarious. I have had such arguements here in Ireland with Christ pushers, i merely stated that there is nothing wrong with having faith but having blind faith is a bit ridiculous and I end up getting the Spanish inquisition. Also I often ask people do they believe in magic, to which the reply is always an emphatic no, but when i ask them do they believe that 2000 years ago did a man walk on water or turn water into wine, they say yes, is that not a bit contradictory?
also, D & WC, you’re a legend for eventually having the willingness to question beliefs which were forced upon u from an age where u couldnt choose, u are obviously an extremely intelligent person for learning as much as u possibly could before making your decision.
I’m not going to bash Shanny, cos, well, it’s too easy, (s)he’s unfortunately pig ignorant, and too stubborn to think that other people could possibly have other beliefs than theirs.
I am just of the opinion that everyone can have their own beliefs but don’t ever try to force other people to believe in what you believe, and i think that this is a core belief in the FSM core!
I think that I will be visiting this site alot in the nea future and am going to get all my clear-thinking, logical friends to visit it aswell!
peace, love, sauce and pasta,
Pats Fan (Derek)
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Greetings everyone from Hell =^w^=
I’m just sitting here to tell that I’m currently enjoying eating some of his highness googlified spaghetti from a The Holy Bowl of LEGO!
Later on I’m going to eat some delicious chocolate as dessert ;3
Best regards, The Pope of The LEGO church; NoodleNeko
(btw, it’s kinda chilly up here ya know X3 )
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You have been made aware of His Noodlieness, the first step then has already been made. You will be welcomed at the beer volcano child.
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I’m afraid you may be mistaken about the point of the ‘religion’. It was created as a protest against teaching Intelligent Design in Science. Surely you can see that not just one religion should be taught in Science and that they should be taught in RE (Religious Education). Thanks. RAmen
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YOur just angry cause you where an orphon and the sm didnt choose you to be his messenger. By the way noone loves not god or nyone. plus your ugly. Sorry you made it through abortion. Dont take it out on this guy.
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152 Since when English is spelled with lowercase letter. And by the way, this site made me laugh so hard. You people are retarded. GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Hell” as you call it is just a way for priest and nuns to scare little boys and girls into saying their prayers. So have fun being a deuce to every other religion out there
But still may the FSM bless you
-Tdawg
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I know it doesn’t make complete sense,
but I find myself yearning for a T-shirt
that says:
“Enjoy your spaghetti in hell, assholes”
Anyway, if you ever decide to offer one
for sale, please send me an email.
Oh! Please tell me when the pirate ship
is ready as well.
Thanks,
Ray
p.s.
__easter thought__
would the world
be any different
if christ
were busy laying eggs
while the bunny
was bound, crucified,
dying for our sins?
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I will enjoy my spaghetti in heaven not hell. Sitting beneath the beer volcano and looking upon the products of our stripper factory.
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Honestly, I think the spaghetti would taste much better in hell. It’s warmer.
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Atheists believe that there is no God.
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Woah Woah, Who is attempting to make fools out of you people who have “something” to believe in? last time I checked you IDiots were doing a fine job of that yourselves.
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hey anton…. your post is 158 for referance….
just think about this for one second….you tell we pastafarians to get a life, but you came to our website to spew your short comings and hatred…and we need a life?
i hope you have a great day, and i think its sad you wont see the glory of the firmament ever…enjoy your heathen day
maybe his appendage be laid upon you to guide you in your confusion…
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LOL.
I’m so glad I’m not Christian.
Flying Spaghetti Monster followers are a lot more open minded ^^
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@ # 163 Destiny.
Ummm… Yes honey. Atheists believe there is no god. We on the other hand believe in his noodly goodness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarians unite!
You have nothing to lose but your hunger!
RAmen
Nasty
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@163
Technically, Destiny, atheists don’t believe in any particular God. That is different than believing there is not a God.
As an atheist, I find it just as foolish to emphatically state that there isn’t one as to state there IS one. Can’t prove either hypothesis. Can’t experiment, either.
So, to me, an atheist is just someone who is fearless enough to admit that the above is true.
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at least this religion doesn’t kills people…
here in Colombia are Pastafarians too xD
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I don’t know what you believe in, but do you see us – pastafarians – offending you because of it? I don’t think so. Then why this attitude?
Ramen.
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I would just like to point out that it is spelled RIDICULOUS, not rediculous. Give me spell check or give me death.
Ramen.
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