This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.
CRITICIZE AWAY
-SpaghettiEater
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Purchase from
Amazon.com
Purchase from BN.com
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Add these buttons to your site:
Bobby's Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
|
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. This means you're free to use the content but not sell it. More Details |
@Shany
Now that you have had your brain thoroughly washed you might want to get it dried.
In the interest of spreading His Noodley goodness, I would like to send you fifty cents to help with this endeavor.
Please correct me if I have the wrong address;
Absolute Moron
0 Clueless Lane
Backwoods, Kansas 000IQ
I was also wondering if I could interest you in an education, as you seem to be severely lacking anything approaching second grade competancy levels.
May The Pasta Be With You
Your Friendly Neighborhood Pirate
Vinny the Red
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I am athiest, but i believe that you should have faith in whatever you want. If these people want to worship the FSM then good for them! I will NOT burn in hell, and neither will these people. If your life is so meaningless to yourself that you have to leave hateful comments on a page about worshiping a flying spaghetti monster, get a life please!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi Guys!
just wondering if there is a church in australia?
thanks!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Shany, please tell us why your lord cheesus hates paragraphs so much.
Choose cheesus. Education not necessary. Bring your wallet.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Now hold on lascell, where I would agree christianity has many holes and is obviously blatantly untrue, I don’t think it is physicaly possibe to simply say “god does not exsist” as you have no evidence to prove so.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@Shany
Yes he has! And he is the FSM!
This isn’t a game. This is my religion. If you don’t want to degredate and disrespect my religion, then go somewhere else. I’m tired of you ignorant fools thinking that you are RIGHT no matter WHAT the evidence is. There is far more evidence proving that FSM is the real Noodly One than there is proving your sky-daddy. (IDK where that originated but I love the word lol) You proved nothing. There is no evidence for christianity at all, if there is, why are you keeping it hidden from the rest of the world? No one else knows about this “evidence.” I love how you say trillions of people, even though there aren’t even a whole 7 billion people in the wolrd yet. And if your god is so great, where is he? Helping the world and all that mojo. Is it his 4 billion years off right now? Because things sure have been screwed up. Our religion makes as much sense, IF NOT MORE, as christianity. Where do YOU get off, saying that our religion doesn’t make sense? Yours believes that there is a giant invisible man in the sky, with a list of 10 specific things, you aren’t allowed to do. IF you do any of these things, he sends you to a place, where you burn in agony for all eternity. But he loves you, he loves you and he needs money. He also send GOOD people to hell, because he’s a selfish, egotistical asshole, who believes that if you don’t believe in him, you are a TERRIBLE person and deserve to burn in hell. If you are a sadistic monster who has murdered hundreds of people, so long as you believe in him and ask him for forgiveness, he accepts you into heaven. 2 + 2 doesn’t equal 74. And infinite punishment or reward for finite acts just isn’t right. Think about your religion. I used to be christian too. Then I turned 8 and thought about it. Maybe you should do the same.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
#93
Erm, it IS as real as your god. Provide proof of Christianity (irrefutable proof that is) and I will lay down the Gospel of the FSM and become the most christian person on the planet. No doubt he will attempt to provide proof, realize(ise?) his religion is silly, and then break down for a few days. Perhaps THEN he shall realise just exactly why he is so wrong.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Oops, it’s poster #98 not #93, my bad #93.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
#98, I am in tears. Please accept my thanks for the best laugh in days. You haters are cutest when you are foaming at the mouth. Kudos to Bobby Henderson for exposing the true nature of so many of the faithful.
Also, please be sure to close your eyes, bow your head, interlock your hands, and talk to yourself about me. I am sure the ritual will do me a lot of good.
May one day you be touched by His Noodly Appendages and feel the warmth of true love and hope, which you are today sadly missing. You are consumed with hate and fury even as I am having a blast. I pity that you will on day find yourself with stale beer among diseased strippers and it will be too late to repent.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense burn in hell im having spagetti for dinner suck on that
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Adolf Hitler had things he believed in, too.
One thing many Pastafarians DON’T believe in is hell.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I love this site. Always good for a laugh. A big thanks to the bible thumpers, you are a funny bunch.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
All I have to say is eating pasta in hell is better than eating pasta in heaven because heaven, being so high up, will make my pasta cold and therefore uneatable. While eating my pasta in hell will keep it warm and delicious. Either way eternity of booze and strippers beets both.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“Enjoy your spaghetti in hell”, you say.
A quick Google of your statement turns up 52100 hits.
Googling ‘flambe noodly goodness’ turned up 5600 hits.
That could hold me for quite a while.
Just sayin’…
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dear SpaghettiEater:
You really need to read http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php, then—if you have the strength—compare that parable to your own religion.
Stretch your mind — Prfesser
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I like Pasta, I like hope – I like hope pasta. FSM is hope pasta and I like it.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@ #99 Drained and Washed Clean: It warms my (figurative) soul to know you are teaching science..somewhere.
Im an amatuer astronomer and have had many neighborhood kids over to look through the scopes, and one night one of the group asked me about religion, I responded with “I cant comment on religion, that is up to your parents, but I will say this, dont believe everything you hear…and learn as much as you can about the world around you” Even saying that, which I consider good advice for all, some of those kids havent come back, I have to assume some parents didnt like my advice. Oh well, if even one of those kids takes to heart what I said, and comes to see the light as most educated/intelligent people have, then I am satisfied that I did my part. Kudos to you and keep up the good fight.
…Oh, and Shany, you are a credit to your kind! If only all the god mongers were as obviously ignorant as you, we wouldnt be waging a war (yes war, if you dig a little there is a huge war against science going on) against those who willfully pollute the world with outright lies and disinformation. (AIG, DI, Dembski, Behe, Ham, and many others)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I noticed a typo in one of my previous posts.
.
“If you don’t want to degredate and disrespect my religion, then go somewhere else.”
.
I said if you DON’T want to, I meant, if you want to.
.
Had to correct myself. Sorry.
.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I wasn’t sure where to put this…nudge, nudge, wink, wink…sorry, ‘Monty Python’ moment there! Anyway, I just finished a book called ‘Society Without God’ by a sociologist named Zuckerman. He studied religion in Denmark and Sweden and found that there was a direct corrallation between the lack of belief found in Scandanavia and their tolerance toward opposing viewpoints. No real surprise there…Christians (and other fervent believers) are certainly not known to be very accepting of others. What was interesting to me was that individuals were considered to be odd if they actually believe in a supreme diety. Reason is amazing if you let it work and don’t cloud it with dogma.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
As a religious person I have to say that any religion (no matter how noodly) that gets people talking about the wrongs pushed on society by all established mainstream religions is a good thing. Basically if your church can’t stand up to his noodliness then maybe it wasn’t built on that solid of a foundation in the first place.
Basically all religions are meant for some sort of good. It’s just that when people get involved they distort what is written in sacred texts to whatever they happen to believe that day.
I would also like to add if the quote from above is from a christian then may I put forth that only God knows who is going to hell and it is a sin for you to pass his judgment on others.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Religion = Ignorance. Without ignorance there is no religion. If God was real, there would be proof of him. There is none. Which is why there are different religions and non-believers. There is proof of gravity. How many people do you know who do not believe in gravity? History shows that we used to believe the Earth was flat. Because of ignorance, but science proved it to be spherical. Science will one day rid of the ignorance fueling the faith of religions and it would not have come too soon.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I love the ones who are all “I’m gonna eat spaghetti” thinking it’s insulting. So cute bahaha
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Of course I will enjoy my spaghetti in hell… Down there it never gets cold, and the FSM has blessed us with endless plumes of delicious spaghetti, so there will be enough for everyone :)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell? Sounds so bitter when we are so alike. The bible thumpers enjoy eating their Savior when they have communion every Sunday morning, and Pastafarians enjoy eating their Savior when they have spaghetti dinner every Sunday night. Perhaps they’re jealous because we get to have a cannoli for dessert after munching on our Savior.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Our God is good. You can touch him, taste him see him and smell him. He is food and food is the key to life. He goes down great with meatballs which gives more nourishment than a wafer and a sip of wine.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“How many people do you know who do not believe in gravity?”
Whoa there! Gravity is not exactly the same as any god. There’s evidence so people KNOW there is gravity. Knowing and believing are two different things. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t believe in any particular god. Actually after reading Angels and Demons, I think I’l be a scientist-believer. There was a very good simple explenation of “God”.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Well if you think about it, this is just as believeable as Christianity.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Sorry Dylan #105 – it doesn’t work like that. You can not say it is wrong to say ‘“god does not exist” as you have no evidence to prove so’ as you also have absolutely no evidence to say “god does exist”. Any one could state anything and your logic would enable this to be a fact until proven otherwise. The onus on anybody spouting any bloody stupid idea is to show some proof. God definitely does not exist until someone proves he does! (and they haven’t!!)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I love how he/she is like “I’m eating SPAGHETTI!”
This is secretly submitting yourself to His Holy Appendages.
Pesto be with you!
-your fellow Pastafarian.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Ok Gerrick McElroy, what happened to your Sun God … he must be so hurt! When the earth turns to ice I’LL KNOW who made it HAPPEN!!! OOOOHHHHMMM, slurp, munch, burp, I’m better now …
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I am very dismayed at religious people condemning other religious people on this forum. I, for one, believe in the Sun God. Our Sun God gives us warmth, makes the plants grow, and without him, our planet would be a frozen rock floating through space. Let’s not anger the Sun God fighting over false Gods. He is beginning to show his displeasure with us. He has stopped the 11 year sun spot cycle. We are receiving less energy from him, our climate is cooling off. Heed his warning, in an eye blink; he could turn himself off completely! Then what? Although my Sun God is the one, true, infallible God; I tolerate your silly beliefs out of respect. You should do the same.
May the Sun God shine his brilliance upon you! Spend a day at the beach baptizing yourself in his glorious rays while giving him thanks!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I have to say I agree 100% with everything “Garrick McElroy” said.
That said, I also have something to tell you #98, hope you read it AND read Garrick’s posts (#106 & #107) in order to be informed a bit about some facts and then we can maybe have a decent, peaceful and mature discussion.
Anyways, Im wondering something. You say you’re very angry (and hungry) with this, that you are not hating us but “just hating our mockery”. But then I wonder, how is this a mockery? Where did you get this from? Ill take a shot and say that this is only your closed mind telling you what you want to believe: that this is just a mock, spoof or parody of a religion. Specifically your religion, and thats why you feel insulted and full of hate.
But it is not. It might look “silly” to you because we worship a pasta monster, but you can’t then deny the fact that it is as “silly” as worshipping a guy (or girl) with a beard who lives in the sky and is actually 3 in 1: a young dude, an old dude, and a woman. All at the same time. And then it is as “silly” as what Wyccans (sp?) worship: werewolves and vampires. You said you didnt want to be told “FSM is as real as your God”, and ok I wont tell you that, but you’re only asking for it because its the reality. No God can be proven true, and if you can then Im anxiously waiting for a real proof of it, but until then, it is all down to personal beliefs and faith. At least our God is made of pasta and pasta does exists so, if anything, we’re only closer than you are to a real God. So, why bash us for our beliefs? Have you considered that? Anyways Ill get to this point later on in this post.
First of all I want to clear out about what this is (for me), you might think it is a mockery but, this is actually some sort of religion itself. Just not a “severely organized mass-moving, mind-closing and/or hate-breeding” religion like yours and some others.
Im not insulting you here nor anyone from any religion, Im only telling the truth based on real facts, and your own post just proves my facts clearly. So before you get even more blind rage, lets see these facts:
You’re so closed minded in your religion that just the moment when you hear about some sort of “religion/cult” where the followers worship a Flying Spaghetti Monster, you automatically believe it is a mock against you and your religion and, of course, you get ANGRY and start to feel HATE. Thats what they breed you with in your religion, to hate as soon as you possibly can? And not only haet, but blind hate, that is, because you clearly know nothing about this, but yet you suppose it is right to come to our place and bash us for believing in something different, with the argument being that this is a mock, we’re sinners and claiming that we’re the ones who are “dumb”.
But let me just quote one of your final sentences “keep you from sin and your dumb pasta headed freak”, so if I got it right, you’re indirectly claiming that Im a sinner for having a different belief? Is that something you learn in your religion? To call a “sinner” someone who has a different belief or religion than yours? Maybe you see this as a “st00pid” religion or a joke, but we do see it as a religion so, why cant we be respected for it? As I said before in this post, if we bring it down to “proofs” and “logic”, our religion is as logical as yours, if not more.
And the worse part is that, our religion is now clearly more ethical (and logical) than yours. We for example are not encouraged to bash/insult/kill others for their thoughs, we accept any beliefs as soon as the intentions are noble, as for religions we can only try to ignore the ignorance, it is only wrong if the religion’s intentions are wrong, also we actually live our religion with humour, keeping the line between humour thin to the moral and “seriousness” one, and our gospel is actually easy-to-read, understandable, powerful and most of the times hilarious which makes it enjoyable, but I wonder if you have ever read yours 100%?
Make an anonimous interview to 10 random people in your church to see if they have read the gospel completely (ever), and you’ll be surprised how most of them never did, most didnt even start.
So yeah, Id rather keep worshiping my “dumb pasta headed freak” who, with his Noodly Appendage, always leads me through the right, moral and fun passage of life, allowing me to live in peace and always to follow the motto “LIVE AND LET LIVE”, unlike worshiping your God, who apparently leads you to a life that makes you feel random blind rage, anger, prejudice and hate to others who believe in something that in your opinion is “dumb”, but of course that must be OK to you because you believe in Him (or Her?) so you’re allowed to do that as you wish; we are the sinners.
As a side-note, I just saw a curious link about this subject, so if you opened your mind a bit and the rage is semi-gone and want to read a small parable that relates to one of the subjects on “religion vs religion”, you might want to check this link and realize what you’re actually doing:
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php
Dont worry about the mighty TFS hating you for your words, he’s a kind God and he understands when people’s minds have been washed and sealed from external comprehension. He doesnt hate. Him and I can only hope you carefully read the good posts in this website, open your eyes leaving the prejudice behind, and join our Pastafarian journey for good.
RAmen.
-LuisC.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
YAR!
It be funny and sad how a lot of folk see the eatin’ of the Sacred Pasta as Sacrilege and not as what it truly be, Sacrament! Arrr, These folk immediately jump to a feelin’ of hate fer our sacred Spagediety and they know nothin’ of us! That’s an Ancient Concept called predudice Mateys!
YAR!
RAmen!
Cap’m RedTom
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I believe it’s Wiccan. :D I’ve never had someone say they thought what I said was intelligible. I normally just get religi-bashed.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
As Nietzsche already put it – and this is a book worth reading :
Man created God (in his own image!) for his mental consolation and comfort and Man also murdered God by creating new values. Thus GOD is dead!
But for this, one would have to think on his/her own rather than just reciting what one has learned in religious school.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Atheists don’t go to hell because they don’t believe in it
I believe in other things, when i got really sick i didn’t turn to some god, i went to the hospital
if my grades are bad it’s not god who wanted it, i just should have studied better
i believe you are free in what god (or nothing) you believe in but don’t bother people with your own religious beliefs, you can’t force it on them !
i just don’t want to believe in some church that profits from the sick and people with guilt ( because they give A LOT )
I have a lot to believe in (things or people) that WILL really help me when i need it , just not some being that controlls everyone and everything
as Bill Maher said it : “religion is like the lottery, if you don’t play you can’t get saved”
Greets from Belgium, keep up the good work FSM
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
My favorite quote so far has been “Shany” aka 85 after having ranted about how dumb we are, our good friend Shany then goes on to say “I mean what the lord has done to me he saved me he touched my hart he holds me in his arms he has millions no trillions of people following his word.”
I mean… Yarrrgh dude, are you trying to create some sort of intelligence black hole in that sentence? That sentence (with ABSOLUTELY horrible grammar and spelling), would invalidate any half decent point you had made. Not that you have (and I’m guessing that you aren’t going to make one any time soon. I’m also guessing you’re looking up invalidate in the dictionary), but that was like… Negative IQ there.
Thanks to Bobby & the FSM for helping these closed minded chappies reveal their true colors.
RAmen
P.S. If you want to tuck into a big bowl of spaghetti tonight then go for it! It’s a delicious, nutricious meal and it’s a great chance to have a taste of OUR Savior. I have tried yours, but I find wine has you saying stupid things, and it’s a little too easy to poke holes in bread.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dear “SpaghettiEater,”
1. Please learn to spell, or at least use spellcheck.
2. We are not all Atheists. Some of us are Agnostic, of course in your eyes we’re all the same.
3. Show us some real evidence of the existence of another “supreme being” and the factual
correctness of your religious beliefs and we’ll be more than willing to convert to your belief system.
4. “Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.” is not a very Christian attitude.
Yes I assume you’re a so-called Chistian as you guys seem to be the only one’s going out of your
way to condemn us to “Hell.”
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dear Shany and #98,
You guys arn’t to brite you have to relize that no matter what we’re all going to hell. I say this because, everyone has a different religon so STFU. Btw FSM makes more sence then “God”, what are the chances of a being creating everything; who created him? I mean sure we all have are different perspectives but yeah…. i’m going into like 9th grade teachers, other students, adults flip out when they find out i have no religon, but thx to FSM i can now say my religon is FSM (i can’t spell! =P)! oh btw if your guys wanna hate mail me or say somthing to plz do!
My e-mail is spike1454@yahoo.com (Note: i was like six when i made this e-mail lol)
From your FSM loving pal,
Alex!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Actually, hell is mostly stale beer and strippers with STDs isn’t it? But then again maybe we’ll also have pasta with no sauce. No, that’s too harsh… maybe a sauce from a can. Yeah that’s it!
In addition to the stale beer volcano and diseased stripper factory, Hell also has overcooked pasta with ragu sauce on it, or off-brand mac-n-cheese made with powdered milk. How do I get that cannonized?
In all seriousness though, I’m guessing that Hell is probably right next door to heaven. Maybe we could invite them all over to pasta once in a while… you know to show we still care.
In love and noodles,
Taco
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
LOLOLOL THIS IS MY FAVORITE XDXD
LOLOLOLOLOL IN HELL LOLOLOL SPAGHETTI LOLOL XDXDXD
Say it once out loud. Then: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOROFL.
I can say I think you guys are crazy… but so is the rest of the world, so more power to ya xD
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell lmao. So good >.< XDXD
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Spaghetti eater?… oh well. athiests are not trying to make fools of anyone, we’re just trying to spread truth. we may fight each other’s opinions, but that’s just part of the process of atheism becoming a universal truth. 1) the truth is ridiculed and dismissed 2) the truth is violently oposed 3) the truth becomes universally accepted. false truthes like your religions have gone through this, but now it’s time for something that actually has some credibility to come through. what makes the bible believable in the first place? it was written over 300 years after the actual events transpired, far from a reputable source. not only that, but those who wrote it seemed to think that they knew everything that happened long before anyone had been around, much less in their lifetime. your religion is the joke, good sir, and i shan’t condemn you to hell, for it doesn’t exist. i’ll simply ask you to rot in the ground.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
So which hell am I going to again? I can’t remember, was it Jahanem, maybe tartarus, it couldn’t have been the abyss could it? Well I don’t consider such silly imaginary concepts of eternal damnation or eternal reward so I guess it doesn’t matter. Oh and believing (seriously) in an omnipotent invisible omnipresent deity causing everything to exist through supernatural means inexplicable to us humans but apparently true because an old book says so makes you more of a fool than we atheists could ever do to you, more so by the fact that people try to get it taught as science in schools. Also you act as though believing in knee-deep bull is better than not believing in anything, but when you really think about it there is absolutely no down side for a person to stop worshiping dogma, though even if you try to think of it you probably wouldn’t be able to imagine us heretics as anything more than delusional immoral savages.
May you taste the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s large meaty balls while eating the pasta of his likeness Ramen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Is it just me but are all the people who believe in gods and are responding negative stupid? I’m really sorry for there stupidity. But then again it’s not really pleasent to know that there’s nothing there but we learn to live with it. These kinds of people are useless. We let you believe in whatever you wan’t believe so why can’t others believe in something else?
See ya in hell (but then again I don’t believe in god or in heaven or hell). So probably I won’t see you at all. That’s all.
- Me.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
You know the pervert recently caught in California who had that poor girl locked away for 18 years? Well, “The break in the case came when Phillip Garrido, convicted in 1971 of rape and kidnapping, came to the attention of UC Berkeley police while attempting to distribute religious literature on campus”.
What’s the odds he’s a good Christian – you know, someone with “something to believe in”? Give ya 1000 to 1 odds he’s not a Pastafarian!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Shany,
I hope you enjoy having STDs in Hell
I’ll be laughing it up as I enjoy beer from the valcano and getting on with the strippers from the factory.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
sorry if i offend you, but i was just curious. Do you eat spaghetti and/or other carbohydrates? Again sorry if I offended you.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Curious,
One who comes and seeks enlightenment by asking simple questions does not offend us. We enjoy sharing our practices with those who ask.
Yes, we all enjoy a pasta dish. It is like our communion. Friday is the holy day, so we enjoy a full plate of pasta with meatballs, and perhaps some breadsticks. Some Pastafarians choose to drink beer with their holy dish, while others choose their favorite wine. There are also alternatives allowed for those who cannot eat gluten, or are vegetarian/vegan (they exclude the meatballs, or substitute something like tofu balls).
Hope this helps you!
In Peace and Sauciness,
D&WC
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
That’s very Christian of you.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Quite a clever name.
Really, it is. Good job criticizing atheists, too.
Now let me end my sarcasm.
Now, the threats, isn’t that unchristian of you?
If there is a hell, we will see you there, buddy.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0