This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.
CRITICIZE AWAY
-SpaghettiEater
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“This is ((rediculous)), just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in. ”
you keep doing it yourselves.
1 800 abcdefg “Hooked on Phonics”
Ramen.
Jerbz
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1) We don’t need to attempt anything… you and you’re people do a good enough job at that already.
2) Threatening us with the promise of a Hell REALLY has no real affect on us, because we don’t believe it exists! You’re “Hell” is to us what our FSM is to you. That would be like me telling you that because you are an idiot the FSM will punish you (you wouldn’t care one bit).
3) I WILL CRITICIZE AWAY!
4) If you eat spaghetti (which is the best way to honor his Noodlyness) how can you call yourself a non-believer? Yet another flaw in your multi-flawed hate mail.
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Argg! I just wish to say, it boggles me mind that so many ignorant landlubbers out thar can claim to eat spaghetti so regularly and not only think that such claims will offend us (when clearly we encourage the practice) but can also be so hateful in how they claim to eat spaghetti and in their failed attempts to spread their “peaceful” messages of their vaunted zombie Jeebus. Now I just be a simple pirate, but would anyone care to explain?
Ramen.
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Can’t have your cake and eat it too, jerk.
Criticize us, and we will criticize you.
Enjoy eating Jesus in hell!
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“… actually have something to believe in.”
Prove it.
LJS
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Once again these idiots get it wrong. We are not atheists! We believe in the Divine Flying Spaghetti Monster, the One True Deity. It is critics, such as this one who fail to believe properly.
I hope he will someday be touched by His Noodly Appendage and know the truth.
RAmen
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“… just another way for atheists to attempt to make *fools* out of people who actually have something to believe in.”
We don’t have to attempt as you’re doing a good job on your own.
LSJ
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All the cool kids are in hell
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Yum, yum. I will.
Thanks
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“just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.”
FINALLY, somebody who gets it!!
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Why, oh why, Bobby. Give us some good hate mail! I’m tired of this inarticulate babble from bible-thumping morons. I want someone who actually knows what they’re talking about and has a reasoned poliparagraph response to our website. Not more of this incoherent gibberish from people who apparently dropped out of the 1st grade.
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Not sure if poliparagraph is a word. It just sounded right. And I forgot to leave my signature!
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
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You have blasphemed. You can enjoy your communion wafers but you will be stuck with stale beer and diseased strippers for eternity.
Our Lord and master the FSM (may the sauce be with Him) still loves you. He did not die for your sins, He is immortal.
You will be touched by his Noodly appendages if you open your heart to Him and read His Gospel devotionally. Have faith brother.
RAmen
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“This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.”
Actually, you religious people have done more for looking like idiots than atheists could ever hope to do.
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you spell ridiculous wrong
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sorry thats “spelt”
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well at least I corrected it
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Well, I’ll be damned. I can’t wait for a tasty spaghetti from Hell’s kitchen.
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Thanks, Jesus Jumper, I will. I’ll also enjoy the beer volcano and strippers, but it won’t be in Hell. It will be in Pastafarian Paradise.
RAmen
WWFSMD
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people who believe in hell deserve it.
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Here is the thing. How is anyone to truly know that a flying spagetti monster , a jumping rabid raccoon, flying fruit bat, some ole yahoo or even a supposed god made the universe? We do not. You just got a bunch of paper that one can roll up into a nice rolling paper for a joint. Then the bible does say Do not judge others but it is Him who judges. Shame Shame… A true christian is not suppose to do that.
Now think for a moment and let me know when the door has not hit you because I only hear a draft breezing by. This site can preach what they want. Now discriminating someone’s religious beliefs is against the Constitution. So some of you need to read your Constitution a little more.
Hey I think it is legitmate to say ” HEY ALL I BELIEVE THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER MADE THE UNIVERSE.”
So remember those who quote the good book. Read before quoting because there is always someone else who knows thab you.
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Dear Mr Spaghetti Eater,
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Thank you for taking the time and trouble to post to this board. We appreciate the effort you have taken to put together such a well thought out critique of our religion.
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However, I would like to point out that this is a serious religion and does not take part in any way in criticising, belittling or making fools of others who have religious beliefs different to ours.
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In no way would we insinuate that followers of other religions are brainless, intellectually challenged simpletons who lack the capacity to think for them self and so rely on a bunch of fairy tales from some old book of questionable authenticity for their intellectual guidance and moral code.
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Furthermore, we would certainly not attack their deity as a narcissistic, misogynistic, emotionally immature, racist, genocidal ego manic whose follower are sycophants.
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No we would not do that. We are only interested in worshiping our Lord and Saviour the FMS.
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RAmen.
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LJS
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Depending on which branch or denomination of Christ-insanity you ask, there is NO BEER in your so-called Heaven. There IS wine however, which is supposedly the blood of your god. BUT, there are many of your theologians who argue over whether or not it is in fact a true wine or just grape juice. Now who sounds like a bunch of A$$holes? Let’s review. Your Heaven is devoid of BEER and filled with A-Holes who prefer arguing over trivialities rather than enjoying the bounty all around them. According to my book, that would make your Heaven an eternal Hell. Good luck with that one. We don’t hate you, we pity you. If you can’t understand why, then it’s already too late.
Hmmm, your god’s blood goes very well with steaming hot pasta!
RAmen.
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I love these silly hate mail posts. They allow everyone to see how small minded and ignorant these anti-Pastafarians really are. I can really only hope for a few things:
1) That the people who post these hate mail messages aquire basic spelling and grammar skills(at the very least.)
2) That the FSM will touch this poor, lost soul with his Noodly Appendage so he too may be saved from an eternity with disease ridden strippers and revolting beer.
4) That they serve spaghetti with my beer in the afterlife. Reading this post made me hungry.
RAmen.
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Dear me, I seem to have made a slight typo. My apologies.
*3) That they serve spaghetti with my beer in the afterlife. Reading this post made me hungry.
But at least I corrected it.
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The reason these imbeciles all parrot the same gibberish when they come here to try to insult us is that they are incapable of original thought, so they simply regurgitate the same tired old phrases. If they were actually able to think, they’d figure out how dumb they sound, and bugger off.
RAmen
ET
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Get off the cross, buddy, someone else needs the wood.
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Every time I read a post like this, I’m just amazed at how much people just don’t get it. Perhaps before you attack something that’s not a big deal so vehemently, you should understand exactly what it is that you oppose. Calm down and do your research. And perhaps re-read your Bible…do what Jesus would do. Writing hate mail on a website is likely something Jesus WOULDN’T do. But then again, I’m an ignorant atheist.
By the way, I’m likely going to Hell (if it exists) in a handbasket for many things…the least of which is this website. But I’ll enjoy my ride down, eating a plate of spaghetti the whole way.
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I don’t think they serve pasta in hell.
Tonight, we dine, in HELL!
Tomorrow, I’m thinking take-away chinese.
RAmen,
AustralianBrandPasta
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Here’s my view on hell:
If the fundamentalists are right, heaven is full of them.
In which case, I’d rather not go.
-IAWHF
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The most obvious benefit of enjoying spaghetti in hell is that it will stay deliciously warm!
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I’m happy to see a critic who’s actually read the site and understands it’s satire. However, they are obviously home-schooled.
I believe in freedom. You can’t be free with God.
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There’s no need for us to attempt to make fools out of anyone who literally believes in;
Faeries
Santa
Roswell
The Bible
Ley Lines
Tarrot cards
Everlasting life
There’s also some doubt as to whether Jeremy Clarkson is real or an advanced computer graphic created by the BBC. Who knows.
So, carry on making a fool out of yourself and wasting your one chance at life
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They probably have some damn spicy marinara in hell. mmmmmmmmmmm…
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The FSM our Creator is real.
Jeremy Clarkson is real. He is an evil Woople from the planet Fooplegloop.
Who’s this god feller? Presumably some kind of infantile spoof on our Noodly Master.
Bloody childish, if you ask me.
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So many left to save …
so little time.
BD
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I hate that you all are not on cable TV on Sunday mornings!
How are we supposed to worship? Heh?
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Do you people TRY to spell things wrong? It is rare to see a hate mail concerning our god with perfect or even good grammar.
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“Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.”
“Spaghetti in hell assholes”? Is a “hell asshole” some type of pastry? A dish along the lines of “Toad in a Hole” or “Pigs in a Blanket”?
Or perhaps SpaghettiEater is into some sort of anal sex/food fantasy somehow incorporating spaghetti?
Our FSM would be hugely flattered.
Wait…maybe he/she/it is referring to dining on spaghetti in Hell…in Norway?
I think Hell not be frozen over this time of year.
http://exviking.net/man/hell.htm
If that be the case, thanks for your good wishes SpaghettiEater, and may I add that be a mighty fine and pious Pastafarian name ya av thar :)
Arrrr.. the cognitive dissonant joy of Real Faith (TM) and Realigion (TM)
Raise Your Sporks and Praise Be To his Noodly Appendage.
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Oh blasphemous Wench Nikkiee!
I meant “His” Noodly Appendage not “his”
Arrrgh…the shame!
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Another very poor attempt at hate mail.
I believe it was Pope John Paul ll who said, ‘fuck christianity for a game of soldiers, I’m off down the pub’.
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We aren’t trying to humiliate anyone, our motives our pure. We are just trying to prove that any unproven, unfounded idea can be just a likely as the next unproven, unfounded idea.
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I bet Mr. Jesus would make a heavenly spaghetti sauce.
LOLOL
It’s a pun. GET IT?
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THIS IS STUPID!!! Who ever heard of a fucking flying spaghetti!!!!
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Hey, when I was young, I was forced to go to Catholic Church.
I’ve eaten Jebus Crackers. And I can say without a doubt, your god is tasteless. Maybe they should have a condiment/spice table next to the altar.
Mmmmm, spaghetti in hell… Heavenly.
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God fulfills a basic human need: A father figure. Once we grow up, we don’t need a daddy to tell us what to do and threaten to punish us.
When we grow up, we need to eat. The Noodley One delivers.
(Now there’s a pun.)
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I’m an atheist and I BELIEVE!
I BELIEVE there is no God.
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Wench Nikkiee: Don’t sweat the “He” vs. “he” when it comes to referring to the Noodly One (pesto be upon him). He’s much more mellow than the god of the Old Figament – I mean Testament.
You know, the god of the New Testament seems to have laid off the wholesale drownings, city burnings, etc. Or is he just sneakier? Maybe AIDS, SARS, etc. are the modern plagues he’s visited upon us, but he’s doing so stealthier so as not to screw up his “loving” image?
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“This is ridiculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in. ”
A little presumptuous don´t you think? I am always amazed by the accusation that atheists do not believe in anything. I believe in myself and my own abilities to get through life without some kind of “crutch” to prop up my own shortcomings and weaknesses. I believe that I can form my own set of morals by which to conduct myself and interact with the world around me. Does that not count as believing in something?
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I only wish good upon you. I hope that one day you can feel love the way we do.
RAmen
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