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This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.
CRITICIZE AWAY
-SpaghettiEater
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Jesus would be proud of you, Bobby. But you’re right about one thing: spaghetti is one HELL of a good food. That and hell ravioli, but that’s a different sect entirely.
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@shany does your “god” forbid the use of spell checker? or the teaching of correct english and grammer. I commend your vehement defence of your “belief” but it would be more believable had you bothered to try and make a well reasoned (and spelled) argument.
@99 i am pleased for you and hope your life is fullfilled whilst continuing the search for answers we honestly need more people like you in the world.
RAmen brothers and sister
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This is my first time on the site and felt compelled to leave a comment, i think that everything that Bobby Henderson and crew have done is both extremely intelligent and hilarious. I have had such arguements here in Ireland with Christ pushers, i merely stated that there is nothing wrong with having faith but having blind faith is a bit ridiculous and I end up getting the Spanish inquisition. Also I often ask people do they believe in magic, to which the reply is always an emphatic no, but when i ask them do they believe that 2000 years ago did a man walk on water or turn water into wine, they say yes, is that not a bit contradictory?
also, D & WC, you’re a legend for eventually having the willingness to question beliefs which were forced upon u from an age where u couldnt choose, u are obviously an extremely intelligent person for learning as much as u possibly could before making your decision.
I’m not going to bash Shanny, cos, well, it’s too easy, (s)he’s unfortunately pig ignorant, and too stubborn to think that other people could possibly have other beliefs than theirs.
I am just of the opinion that everyone can have their own beliefs but don’t ever try to force other people to believe in what you believe, and i think that this is a core belief in the FSM core!
I think that I will be visiting this site alot in the nea future and am going to get all my clear-thinking, logical friends to visit it aswell!
peace, love, sauce and pasta,
Pats Fan (Derek)
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Greetings everyone from Hell =^w^=
I’m just sitting here to tell that I’m currently enjoying eating some of his highness googlified spaghetti from a The Holy Bowl of LEGO!
Later on I’m going to eat some delicious chocolate as dessert ;3
Best regards, The Pope of The LEGO church; NoodleNeko
(btw, it’s kinda chilly up here ya know X3 )
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You have been made aware of His Noodlieness, the first step then has already been made. You will be welcomed at the beer volcano child.
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I’m afraid you may be mistaken about the point of the ‘religion’. It was created as a protest against teaching Intelligent Design in Science. Surely you can see that not just one religion should be taught in Science and that they should be taught in RE (Religious Education). Thanks. RAmen
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YOur just angry cause you where an orphon and the sm didnt choose you to be his messenger. By the way noone loves not god or nyone. plus your ugly. Sorry you made it through abortion. Dont take it out on this guy.
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“Hell” as you call it is just a way for priest and nuns to scare little boys and girls into saying their prayers. So have fun being a deuce to every other religion out there
But still may the FSM bless you
-Tdawg
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I know it doesn’t make complete sense,
but I find myself yearning for a T-shirt
that says:
“Enjoy your spaghetti in hell, assholes”
Anyway, if you ever decide to offer one
for sale, please send me an email.
Oh! Please tell me when the pirate ship
is ready as well.
Thanks,
Ray
p.s.
__easter thought__
would the world
be any different
if christ
were busy laying eggs
while the bunny
was bound, crucified,
dying for our sins?
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I will enjoy my spaghetti in heaven not hell. Sitting beneath the beer volcano and looking upon the products of our stripper factory.
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Honestly, I think the spaghetti would taste much better in hell. It’s warmer.
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Atheists believe that there is no God.
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Woah Woah, Who is attempting to make fools out of you people who have “something” to believe in? last time I checked you IDiots were doing a fine job of that yourselves.
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hey anton…. your post is 158 for referance….
just think about this for one second….you tell we pastafarians to get a life, but you came to our website to spew your short comings and hatred…and we need a life?
i hope you have a great day, and i think its sad you wont see the glory of the firmament ever…enjoy your heathen day
maybe his appendage be laid upon you to guide you in your confusion…
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LOL.
I’m so glad I’m not Christian.
Flying Spaghetti Monster followers are a lot more open minded ^^
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@ # 163 Destiny.
Ummm… Yes honey. Atheists believe there is no god. We on the other hand believe in his noodly goodness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarians unite!
You have nothing to lose but your hunger!
RAmen
Nasty
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@163
Technically, Destiny, atheists don’t believe in any particular God. That is different than believing there is not a God.
As an atheist, I find it just as foolish to emphatically state that there isn’t one as to state there IS one. Can’t prove either hypothesis. Can’t experiment, either.
So, to me, an atheist is just someone who is fearless enough to admit that the above is true.
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at least this religion doesn’t kills people…
here in Colombia are Pastafarians too xD
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I don’t know what you believe in, but do you see us – pastafarians – offending you because of it? I don’t think so. Then why this attitude?
Ramen.
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I would just like to point out that it is spelled RIDICULOUS, not rediculous. Give me spell check or give me death.
Ramen.
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Christians are suppose to be tolerant and acting in a way of love. A lot of the comments I’ve seen of other Christians have been acting in the opposite and its sad. I do believe in G-d and this website offended me, not because you believe in something different than I, but because this whole thing is an attack on G-d. We want to fight for our truth just as much as you do, and when there is a stab against G-d that’s a personal stab at us. I don’t like the labeling and the “religion” aspect of anything and I think when people get caught up in that, they get more confused. G-d only wants us to remember a simple thing, and that is to love one another and acknowledge Him. We just need to stop getting caught up in religion, pride, and “showing up each other”, and get a clear picture of what you truly want to waste your life believing in.
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172 – lauran,
No dear. We are not here to mock religion or Christianity. You are striking out at something that you do not understand. We are here to prevent the government from allowing Christians to dress religion up as science and teaching it in public schools. What you seem to be missing is the fact that all of these people are writing in THEIR defense. We were attacked first, and when we are attacked we will vehemently defend our science. All of these people are coming after us and saying that they are right and we are wrong because we don’t believe like they do. All we are doing is pointing out the fallacies in their arguments. You take it as offensive because you also believe that what you believe is right and everyone else is wrong. When you understand the definition of satire and can provide evidence of either a) god’s existence b) Jesus’s existence or c) miracle healing of an amputee (documented evidence with a camera) then you can come back with said evidence and we can have a debate. Otherwise, get off the soapbox and be thankful that we are fighting for your religious freedom.
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I love how people make it so that anyone who accepts the Flying Spaghetti Monster is an atheist. Last time I checked his noodliness is accepting of anyone! I’m not an atheist, though I am an avid Pastafarian. People drive me insane. I mean, who are YOU to tell someone their religion is wrong? Half the people who write the hate mail who claim to be “Christian” are nothing of the sort. Ugh, just go become a fan of Jesus on facebook and flaunt it and tell people how they are going to go to hell, because Jesus will LOVE that. (note: sarcasm) And this website has nothing to do with “attacking” Christianity. The whole thing started with just wanting people to not teach religion as science, because it’s NOT, and to offer other means and ideas ALONG SIDE creationism and whatnot. (insert large string of expletives here)
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“”"This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.”"”
You make a fool out of yourself on a daily basis believing in that shit anyway…. so?
“”"Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.”"”
Pro-tip: In hell, I get all the spaghetti I want. Expert-tip: Satan loves my cock in his ass. How is that hell, mind you?
“”"CRITICIZE AWAY”"”
Your God is fake, and so is your intelligence.
“”"-SpaghettiEater”"”
Master FSM doesn’t require suckling from a mortal. BLASPHEMER!
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Finally someone who understand this! or at least more that most of the idiots in the 8 mail
and may FSM fill you with his holy noodles, “spaghetti eater”
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Sometimes I find it so crazy that some people actually believe in heaven and hell. It’s just so amazingly ignorant.
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