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just like bobby, they were bored, except they didnt have any other motivation

maybe a bit drunk, so they gave jesus the power to multiply the wine, to have more party

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Went to war over an inside job??? WHOOPS!! I didn’t just say that, did I?

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I thought that was very well said! Why would we thumbs down that?!?

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SMM

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RAmen.

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Just because people believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster does not mean that they are any less inclined to work. Do you know how hard it is to sail a pirate ship while intoxicated with vast amounts of grog? That’s serious hard work.

True American i don’t understand what you mean by this statement, other than yes it is true, you are American, and furthermore i don’t understand what someones nationality has to do with religion, please feel free to enlighten me.

“Us other real Americans” are you saying that FSM supporter’s aren’t real? if thats true then technically you’re debating yourself on a website that doesn’t exist.

Finally you must really hate yourself right now because you’ve made yourself out to be a bit of a dumb ass, i try to refer judgement of people until getting to know them, but you’re not exactly helping.

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May my beer n cookies dinner taste bitter tomorrow, as atonement.

Most young people (like myself), tend to nicknames related to fantasy and / or power, (Mine comes from traditional jap theater, but i use dragon on other sites) so frost_vamp could hardly be 20 years old, much less veteran of anything that has to do with real guns of any kind used on other people. Guys that presume so easily a supossed military background just trying to reinforce their arguments, have not seen the horrors of war for themselves, and i sincerely hope they will never have to see them.

Most of them haven’t even presented military service, but are fascinated with the idea, until they actually do.

Also, “Put your crack pipe down and get a real life, move outta my basement, and get ….. job”, is what most parents yell you at high school any time you sleep over 8 hours, or play online games for too long. Fun fact, they just do yell to their kids at home, so those kids tend to yell it at internet websites just to feel better about themselves not having a “true” job.

Then comes this other guy, “the man” (another kid) asking “how the hell can a ball of food be a god” without remembering the judeo-christian realtionship between food and god, the many things forbidden to eat in leviticus, the tree of knowledge in genesis, or even the last supper with Jesus. Yes, i’m asking a similar question to xians:

Didn’t YHVH feed his followers? Didn’t jesus spoke of his body as bread, his blood as wine?
How can your ball of food be a god? Just because the (compilation of edited books, badly translated from an oral tradition of a lost language) “Bible” says so?
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Hatemail will come from people that are either too young, too uneducated, too ambitious or too dumb to realize the horrible mistake they make by putting first any obscure definition of heaven over the every day more scarce good-will; their faith is so weak they need to enforce it unto others just to keep it alive; and are responsible for every mockery that will be made of religion, just as their leaders are responsible for every war, massacre and wrong of any kind made in the name of god.

I believed for too long, and have studied too long the scriptures to believe in them. They were an epic poem, just as the Iliad was. Gods interviene to set the battlefield for some people, and a nation is formed from those wars. The nation passes long periods of history, with kings, tales of violence and passion, self sacrificing, etc. New testament is not different at all, just a different nation is formed from the ashes of the previous one. Suposedly for the better. Now prove it, be better than this, better than Hovind, better than Haggard, better than Stein, a better human being.

Let the ancestors bones rest with dignity, or hoard them in your most cherished place, instead of using them as weapons for destruction and words of hate. The only thing you can hope to achieve, is for those bones to break.

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Are you emo or do you suffer from depression? Because having a hatred for people like yourself is not healthy. Denial is not an option.

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…the same way that your invisible friends, YHVH and Jesus can be gods.

This is our website, and we are fully justified in defending our cause, which is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula, and our theology, which is a satire that depends on and and demeans no other faith or religion. You have obviously not read and understood both the Open Letter and the “About Tab” material as you were directed when you entered this site.

“How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’” – Carl Sagan

I’ve attached a link to a talk by Dr. Andy Thomson who discusses measurements that correlate neuroscience to human religious needs and brain responses. Let’s listen to it carefully and critically:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg

It seems to me that it correlates our physiological needs as helpless infants with our psychological fears as adults as far as MRI brain activity is concerned.

RAmen

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It really seems more plausible that a snake talked a rib woman into eating a piece of fruit, who then convinced a dirt man to eat the same fruit, and these two were expelled from perfect garden. After that this “god” required sacrifices including children, and fit two of every animal on earth onto a boat, then sent himself to impregnate a virgin, was born, turned water into alcohol, raised a man from the dead, then himself was killed, and after visiting the devil in hell brought himself back to life to levitate himself into space.

Yup… way more plausible…

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Even stranger is that there’s also some people who actually believe that a guy died nailed to a stick and came back to life, and that if they drink his blood metaphorically they will have eternal life. There’s even a long book about it, written and re-written by many people cause they can’t agree on the details. They think we lived with T-Rex, too.

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=P

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‘That has got to be the most pathetic, stupidest s**t I have ever heard, seen, or was told about in my life and I have seen some pretty stupid s**t.’

I disagree.Somewhere someone told me about a talking snake,a boat that 2 of every animal could fit onto,everything being created in 6 days and people coming back to life(Zombies?) That was a pretty weird day.But the thing is I see that a lot of people don’t see that those things should be in a fairy tale,instead they belive that they happened and live their lives by the set of rules the author created(Whoever the author may be,My bet is on a really young Dr Zuess.)

But you know,that’s only MY opinion that talking snakes aren’t real,your free to beleive whatever you want.

Much Love.Freddy The Talking Snake

P.S By the way I do beleive that in the fairy tale book you seem to like it says(Very clearly,and I quote) ‘You shall not murder.’
As your a soldier who has most likely murdered or had the intention of murdering ,I see a tiny bit of hypocrisy.
But I’ll just turn a blind eye on that like the rest of the world has.

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