Comments on: So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-893438 plumberbob Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:12:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-893438 @ 126 - the man - , ...the same way that your invisible friends, YHVH and Jesus can be gods. This is our website, and we are fully justified in defending our cause, which is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula, and our theology, which is a satire that depends on and and demeans no other faith or religion. You have obviously not read and understood both the Open Letter and the “About Tab” material as you were directed when you entered this site. "How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan I’ve attached a link to a talk by Dr. Andy Thomson who discusses measurements that correlate neuroscience to human religious needs and brain responses. Let’s listen to it carefully and critically: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg It seems to me that it correlates our physiological needs as helpless infants with our psychological fears as adults as far as MRI brain activity is concerned. RAmen @ 126 – the man – ,

…the same way that your invisible friends, YHVH and Jesus can be gods.

This is our website, and we are fully justified in defending our cause, which is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula, and our theology, which is a satire that depends on and and demeans no other faith or religion. You have obviously not read and understood both the Open Letter and the “About Tab” material as you were directed when you entered this site.

“How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’” – Carl Sagan

I’ve attached a link to a talk by Dr. Andy Thomson who discusses measurements that correlate neuroscience to human religious needs and brain responses. Let’s listen to it carefully and critically:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg

It seems to me that it correlates our physiological needs as helpless infants with our psychological fears as adults as far as MRI brain activity is concerned.

RAmen

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]]> By: Drained and Washed Clean http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-893423 Drained and Washed Clean Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:33:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-893423 How the hell could an invisible sky jew zombie be a god? I would just like to know. (Period. Not question mark). It really seems more plausible that a snake talked a rib woman into eating a piece of fruit, who then convinced a dirt man to eat the same fruit, and these two were expelled from perfect garden. After that this "god" required sacrifices including children, and fit two of every animal on earth onto a boat, then sent himself to impregnate a virgin, was born, turned water into alcohol, raised a man from the dead, then himself was killed, and after visiting the devil in hell brought himself back to life to levitate himself into space. Yup... way more plausible... How the hell could an invisible sky jew zombie be a god? I would just like to know. (Period. Not question mark).

It really seems more plausible that a snake talked a rib woman into eating a piece of fruit, who then convinced a dirt man to eat the same fruit, and these two were expelled from perfect garden. After that this “god” required sacrifices including children, and fit two of every animal on earth onto a boat, then sent himself to impregnate a virgin, was born, turned water into alcohol, raised a man from the dead, then himself was killed, and after visiting the devil in hell brought himself back to life to levitate himself into space.

Yup… way more plausible…

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]]> By: Benjor http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-893380 Benjor Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:39:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-893380 the man, yeah weird, eh? Even stranger is that there's also some people who actually believe that a guy died nailed to a stick and came back to life, and that if they drink his blood metaphorically they will have eternal life. There's even a long book about it, written and re-written by many people cause they can't agree on the details. They think we lived with T-Rex, too. the man, yeah weird, eh?

Even stranger is that there’s also some people who actually believe that a guy died nailed to a stick and came back to life, and that if they drink his blood metaphorically they will have eternal life. There’s even a long book about it, written and re-written by many people cause they can’t agree on the details. They think we lived with T-Rex, too.

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]]> By: Max http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-893371 Max Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:53:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-893371 Flying spaghetti monster has more proof of his existence than a supernatural invisible thinker in the sky called god does. There is pasta on the earth. His chosen people (pirates) show a direct coorelation to natural disasters, and he is there for all of us (we feel his noodly presence). There is also a very comprehensive text called the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster that speaks of him, so he definently must be real... What has your god done to prove himself? plus being a ball of food has its benefits, for example, when he gets hungry he munches on his hand, and as a result of ingesting his own noodly hand, he grows it back. much more convenient that requiring sacrifices of goats, lambs and heretics. Flying spaghetti monster has more proof of his existence than a supernatural invisible thinker in the sky called god does. There is pasta on the earth. His chosen people (pirates) show a direct coorelation to natural disasters, and he is there for all of us (we feel his noodly presence). There is also a very comprehensive text called the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster that speaks of him, so he definently must be real…
What has your god done to prove himself?
plus being a ball of food has its benefits, for example, when he gets hungry he munches on his hand, and as a result of ingesting his own noodly hand, he grows it back. much more convenient that requiring sacrifices of goats, lambs and heretics.

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]]> By: Max http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-893370 Max Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:49:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-893370 His noodlyness will smite you down, but because im such a fun loving nice religious kinda guy, ill hope that he tries to convert you instead by blessing you with countless spoonfuls of pasta and spaghetti. The only thing that I think is wrong with this picture is that no-one can actually maintain a conversation with the guy who sent that email... If only he would respond and we could prove to him the direct coorelation between pirate and global warming, the appearance of pasta and spaghetti and enlightened thinkers as well as the obvious fallacy of his arguments in ignoring the basic things that our religion and his religion have in common... May the Grog be with you Frost_Vamp R'Amen His noodlyness will smite you down, but because im such a fun loving nice religious kinda guy, ill hope that he tries to convert you instead by blessing you with countless spoonfuls of pasta and spaghetti. The only thing that I think is wrong with this picture is that no-one can actually maintain a conversation with the guy who sent that email… If only he would respond and we could prove to him the direct coorelation between pirate and global warming, the appearance of pasta and spaghetti and enlightened thinkers as well as the obvious fallacy of his arguments in ignoring the basic things that our religion and his religion have in common…
May the Grog be with you Frost_Vamp
R’Amen

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]]> By: the man http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-893264 the man Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:51:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-893264 how the hell could a ball of food be a god. I would just like to know? Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Anthony Murkar http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-893246 Anthony Murkar Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:28:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-893246 May you one day be touched by his noodly appendage! You will rejoice when you see the light! Repent before the end, and you will be bathed in his sauce forever! =P May you one day be touched by his noodly appendage! You will rejoice when you see the light! Repent before the end, and you will be bathed in his sauce forever!

=P

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]]> By: Trevor http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-892977 Trevor Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:11:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-892977 Were you on hallucinogens when you decided to follow your god? I think not. We believe in the FSM because he is more likely to exist than your god, as we have evidence as pasta that He created the world.Praise His Noodliness! Were you on hallucinogens when you decided to follow your god? I think not. We believe in the FSM because he is more likely to exist than your god, as we have evidence as pasta that He created the world.Praise His Noodliness!

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]]> By: Tom http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-884754 Tom Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:37:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-884754 'That has got to be the most pathetic, stupidest s**t I have ever heard, seen, or was told about in my life and I have seen some pretty stupid s**t.' I disagree.Somewhere someone told me about a talking snake,a boat that 2 of every animal could fit onto,everything being created in 6 days and people coming back to life(Zombies?) That was a pretty weird day.But the thing is I see that a lot of people don't see that those things should be in a fairy tale,instead they belive that they happened and live their lives by the set of rules the author created(Whoever the author may be,My bet is on a really young Dr Zuess.) But you know,that's only MY opinion that talking snakes aren't real,your free to beleive whatever you want. Much Love.Freddy The Talking Snake P.S By the way I do beleive that in the fairy tale book you seem to like it says(Very clearly,and I quote) 'You shall not murder.' As your a soldier who has most likely murdered or had the intention of murdering ,I see a tiny bit of hypocrisy. But I'll just turn a blind eye on that like the rest of the world has. ‘That has got to be the most pathetic, stupidest s**t I have ever heard, seen, or was told about in my life and I have seen some pretty stupid s**t.’

I disagree.Somewhere someone told me about a talking snake,a boat that 2 of every animal could fit onto,everything being created in 6 days and people coming back to life(Zombies?) That was a pretty weird day.But the thing is I see that a lot of people don’t see that those things should be in a fairy tale,instead they belive that they happened and live their lives by the set of rules the author created(Whoever the author may be,My bet is on a really young Dr Zuess.)

But you know,that’s only MY opinion that talking snakes aren’t real,your free to beleive whatever you want.

Much Love.Freddy The Talking Snake

P.S By the way I do beleive that in the fairy tale book you seem to like it says(Very clearly,and I quote) ‘You shall not murder.’
As your a soldier who has most likely murdered or had the intention of murdering ,I see a tiny bit of hypocrisy.
But I’ll just turn a blind eye on that like the rest of the world has.

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]]> By: Jah Pastafari http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-882725 Jah Pastafari Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:16:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-882725 No, the allmighty FSM is a benign and loving deity. He, like Mr T, pities the fools. He does not smite, for there is always room in his starchy embrace. We can only hope that the haters be touched by his Noodly Appendage so that they might see the err in their ways. May their hearts be filled with glutenous love. Make sauce, not war! RAmen No, the allmighty FSM is a benign and loving deity. He, like Mr T, pities the fools. He does not smite, for there is always room in his starchy embrace.
We can only hope that the haters be touched by his Noodly Appendage so that they might see the err in their ways. May their hearts be filled with glutenous love. Make sauce, not war!
RAmen

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]]> By: Milkyway http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-880918 Milkyway Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:42:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-880918 I hope you die. SPAGHETTI MONSTER WILL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH HIS GODLY NOODLY APPENDAGES. Oh and suck a dick. Keep tickiling me with your noodiliness FMS. I hope you die. SPAGHETTI MONSTER WILL SMITE YOU DOWN WITH HIS GODLY NOODLY APPENDAGES. Oh and suck a dick. Keep tickiling me with your noodiliness FMS.

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]]> By: zach http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-880580 zach Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:51:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-880580 I am a devout believer, so dont mock me and i wont mock you. All hail his noodly power! I am a devout believer, so dont mock me and i wont mock you. All hail his noodly power!

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]]> By: SkriblZz http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-877464 SkriblZz Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:11:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-877464 Believer in non-stupidity? I hope you don't mean Christianity, or any other Jesus based religion. Because the truth is, those religions REALLY aren't helping this country get any better. "Let's vote for this president because he loves Jesus!" Here's an idea: Let's vote for someone who doesn't mix in the retardation of religion with the country. Now that would be a true utopia. Oh well, people never do get the wiser. But, you do have my respect for fighting for the country. Believer in non-stupidity? I hope you don’t mean Christianity, or any other Jesus based religion.
Because the truth is, those religions REALLY aren’t helping this country get any better.
“Let’s vote for this president because he loves Jesus!”
Here’s an idea: Let’s vote for someone who doesn’t mix in the retardation of religion with the country. Now that would be a true utopia. Oh well, people never do get the wiser.
But, you do have my respect for fighting for the country.

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]]> By: Nickk http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-876528 Nickk Mon, 07 Sep 2009 01:12:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-876528 Well it seems that you took time of your "hard working day" to write this bit of hate mail. Well it seems that you took time of your “hard working day” to write this bit of hate mail.

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]]> By: Christian http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-872569 Christian Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:50:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-872569 I feel sorry for Frost Vamp, doesn't he realise (I'm British by the way so am using correct spelling) that if he opens his heart to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then there will be food on the table and love in his heart? Also, can correct grammer be taught in FSM churches, or perhaps in the US army. I believe he meant there, not their. Simple mistake I know, but does get on my nerves a little. ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!! I feel sorry for Frost Vamp, doesn’t he realise (I’m British by the way so am using correct spelling) that if he opens his heart to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then there will be food on the table and love in his heart?
Also, can correct grammer be taught in FSM churches, or perhaps in the US army. I believe he meant there, not their. Simple mistake I know, but does get on my nerves a little.
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!

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]]> By: Jason http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-871279 Jason Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:53:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-871279 failing economy and pathetic country brought to you by conservative christian repub-lie-con assholes. failing economy and pathetic country brought to you by conservative christian repub-lie-con assholes.

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]]> By: Bargain Booze http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-855324 Bargain Booze Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:55:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-855324 What were the first Christians smoking when they thought up Christianity? Probably nothing actually, they just came up with a new way to scam suckers out of their money. Religion is a very profitable venture, taking 'tithing' from unsuspecting idiots. What were the first Christians smoking when they thought up Christianity? Probably nothing actually, they just came up with a new way to scam suckers out of their money. Religion is a very profitable venture, taking ‘tithing’ from unsuspecting idiots.

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]]> By: anonymous http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-855073 anonymous Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:04:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-855073 "There are more issues at hand..." Yeah, and complaining online will definitely help that! May the FSM touch you with his noodly appendage. “There are more issues at hand…”
Yeah, and complaining online will definitely help that! May the FSM touch you with his noodly appendage.

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]]> By: Max http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-854801 Max Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:46:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-854801 I think what Chuck was saying was that the war in the middle East is an un ethical one and the fsm and his noodliness would not agree with it because it is taking lives for peopl. Which as being so noodly he knows better. I think what Chuck was saying was that the war in the middle East is an un ethical one and the fsm and his noodliness would not agree with it because it is taking lives for peopl. Which as being so noodly he knows better.

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]]> By: Max http://www.venganza.org/2009/06/01/what-were-you-on/#comment-854797 Max Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:38:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2172#comment-854797 Oh yeah I forgot to say that christianity is so much more stupid. It is based on forgiveness and stuff, yet if you do wrong you end up stuck in hell for eternity, and can't escape. WTF Oh yeah I forgot to say that christianity is so much more stupid. It is based on forgiveness and stuff, yet if you do wrong you end up stuck in hell for eternity, and can’t escape. WTF

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