So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day? Where did you ever come up with this crap? A flying spaghetti monster? That has got to be the most pathetic, stupidest s**t I have ever heard, seen, or was told about in my life and I have seen some pretty stupid s**t. Put your crack pipe down and get a real life, move outta your parents basement, and get a fu***ng real job and work like us other real Americans have to do to make a living in this failing country with a pathetic economy. There are more issues at hand than the ozone. Like you having money, you having food, etc. As long as their is man, their will be war. Have a nice day :)—Yours truly, A hard working citizen, true American by heart, veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, believer in non-stupidity, and hatred to dumb asses across the world.
-Frost_vamp
So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day
Published by Bobby Henderson June 1st, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 141 Comments
141 Responses to “So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day”
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To #96 “Chuck”
That statement is totally uncalled for. I am a veteren of both Iraq and Aghanistan and take offense to that remark. I am a supporter of the FSM. You’re judgement about veterens makes you no different than the Christian nut cases like Frost_vamp who criticize the supporters of the FSM.
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Holy crap! you get so pissed of over a joke! it’s really is hilarious
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Holy crap! you get so pissed of over a joke! it really is hilarious
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the only reason for his anger twords this movement is his religious views and that would make his statement about a follower of non-stupidity nonsense
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“So, what type of hallucinogens were you on that day? Where did you ever come up with this crap?”
Someone doesn’t have an inch of creativity in their body.
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Hmm… you may be absolutely right… but I doubt it. I hope you realize that all you are accomplishing is making youself a laughing stock for those of us with the capacity to grasp satire. I would also like to point out that it is because of “real Americans” like you that the rest of the world regards us as dumb, barbaric hicks. In any case, I would rather live in my parent’s basement than in ignorance. As for the implication that all Pastafarians are unemployed drug addicts… by the same reasoning I could assert that all Christians are dogmatic, preachy, overly talkative sheep.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you, and R’Amen.
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OMG the FSM will GET you!
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Tool…we do have jobs, & at least in my case make $$ in a month than you do in a year. And WTF does this site have anything to do with Iraq or the war? :-/
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Thank you so very much for fighting a pointless war for all the ideals america stands for including freedom of speech and religion… And i would like to point out that if we don’t take care of our planet we will all die, which sucks… War=Debt- the definition of debt is owing someone else money. plus war kills people it’s bad. In the future please spend more time helping little old ladies cross the street rather than writing a rather rude (but entertaining as hell) post.
May his noodley appendage caress you.
RAmen
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Oh yeah I forgot to say that christianity is so much more stupid. It is based on forgiveness and stuff, yet if you do wrong you end up stuck in hell for eternity, and can’t escape. WTF
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I think what Chuck was saying was that the war in the middle East is an un ethical one and the fsm and his noodliness would not agree with it because it is taking lives for peopl. Which as being so noodly he knows better.
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“There are more issues at hand…”
Yeah, and complaining online will definitely help that! May the FSM touch you with his noodly appendage.
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What were the first Christians smoking when they thought up Christianity? Probably nothing actually, they just came up with a new way to scam suckers out of their money. Religion is a very profitable venture, taking ‘tithing’ from unsuspecting idiots.
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failing economy and pathetic country brought to you by conservative christian repub-lie-con assholes.
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I feel sorry for Frost Vamp, doesn’t he realise (I’m British by the way so am using correct spelling) that if he opens his heart to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then there will be food on the table and love in his heart?
Also, can correct grammer be taught in FSM churches, or perhaps in the US army. I believe he meant there, not their. Simple mistake I know, but does get on my nerves a little.
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!
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Well it seems that you took time of your “hard working day” to write this bit of hate mail.
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Believer in non-stupidity? I hope you don’t mean Christianity, or any other Jesus based religion.
Because the truth is, those religions REALLY aren’t helping this country get any better.
“Let’s vote for this president because he loves Jesus!”
Here’s an idea: Let’s vote for someone who doesn’t mix in the retardation of religion with the country. Now that would be a true utopia. Oh well, people never do get the wiser.
But, you do have my respect for fighting for the country.
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I am a devout believer, so dont mock me and i wont mock you. All hail his noodly power!
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No, the allmighty FSM is a benign and loving deity. He, like Mr T, pities the fools. He does not smite, for there is always room in his starchy embrace.
We can only hope that the haters be touched by his Noodly Appendage so that they might see the err in their ways. May their hearts be filled with glutenous love. Make sauce, not war!
RAmen
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‘That has got to be the most pathetic, stupidest s**t I have ever heard, seen, or was told about in my life and I have seen some pretty stupid s**t.’
I disagree.Somewhere someone told me about a talking snake,a boat that 2 of every animal could fit onto,everything being created in 6 days and people coming back to life(Zombies?) That was a pretty weird day.But the thing is I see that a lot of people don’t see that those things should be in a fairy tale,instead they belive that they happened and live their lives by the set of rules the author created(Whoever the author may be,My bet is on a really young Dr Zuess.)
But you know,that’s only MY opinion that talking snakes aren’t real,your free to beleive whatever you want.
Much Love.Freddy The Talking Snake
P.S By the way I do beleive that in the fairy tale book you seem to like it says(Very clearly,and I quote) ‘You shall not murder.’
As your a soldier who has most likely murdered or had the intention of murdering ,I see a tiny bit of hypocrisy.
But I’ll just turn a blind eye on that like the rest of the world has.
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Were you on hallucinogens when you decided to follow your god? I think not. We believe in the FSM because he is more likely to exist than your god, as we have evidence as pasta that He created the world.Praise His Noodliness!
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May you one day be touched by his noodly appendage! You will rejoice when you see the light! Repent before the end, and you will be bathed in his sauce forever!
=P
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His noodlyness will smite you down, but because im such a fun loving nice religious kinda guy, ill hope that he tries to convert you instead by blessing you with countless spoonfuls of pasta and spaghetti. The only thing that I think is wrong with this picture is that no-one can actually maintain a conversation with the guy who sent that email… If only he would respond and we could prove to him the direct coorelation between pirate and global warming, the appearance of pasta and spaghetti and enlightened thinkers as well as the obvious fallacy of his arguments in ignoring the basic things that our religion and his religion have in common…
May the Grog be with you Frost_Vamp
R’Amen
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Flying spaghetti monster has more proof of his existence than a supernatural invisible thinker in the sky called god does. There is pasta on the earth. His chosen people (pirates) show a direct coorelation to natural disasters, and he is there for all of us (we feel his noodly presence). There is also a very comprehensive text called the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster that speaks of him, so he definently must be real…
What has your god done to prove himself?
plus being a ball of food has its benefits, for example, when he gets hungry he munches on his hand, and as a result of ingesting his own noodly hand, he grows it back. much more convenient that requiring sacrifices of goats, lambs and heretics.
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the man, yeah weird, eh?
Even stranger is that there’s also some people who actually believe that a guy died nailed to a stick and came back to life, and that if they drink his blood metaphorically they will have eternal life. There’s even a long book about it, written and re-written by many people cause they can’t agree on the details. They think we lived with T-Rex, too.
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How the hell could an invisible sky jew zombie be a god? I would just like to know. (Period. Not question mark).
It really seems more plausible that a snake talked a rib woman into eating a piece of fruit, who then convinced a dirt man to eat the same fruit, and these two were expelled from perfect garden. After that this “god” required sacrifices including children, and fit two of every animal on earth onto a boat, then sent himself to impregnate a virgin, was born, turned water into alcohol, raised a man from the dead, then himself was killed, and after visiting the devil in hell brought himself back to life to levitate himself into space.
Yup… way more plausible…
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@ 126 – the man – ,
…the same way that your invisible friends, YHVH and Jesus can be gods.
This is our website, and we are fully justified in defending our cause, which is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula, and our theology, which is a satire that depends on and and demeans no other faith or religion. You have obviously not read and understood both the Open Letter and the “About Tab” material as you were directed when you entered this site.
“How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’” – Carl Sagan
I’ve attached a link to a talk by Dr. Andy Thomson who discusses measurements that correlate neuroscience to human religious needs and brain responses. Let’s listen to it carefully and critically:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMmvu9eMrg
It seems to me that it correlates our physiological needs as helpless infants with our psychological fears as adults as far as MRI brain activity is concerned.
RAmen
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“Yours truly, A hard working citizen, true American by heart, veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, believer in non-stupidity, and hatred to dumb asses across the world.”
Are you emo or do you suffer from depression? Because having a hatred for people like yourself is not healthy. Denial is not an option.
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Ok…
A true pastafarian shouldn’t do this, but i feel i must.
Can foresee thumbs down raining on my head, but most people here are too good to say what must be said. We, pastafarians, shall not condemn, and shall not judge; just laugh and maybe Arr.
May my beer n cookies dinner taste bitter tomorrow, as atonement.
Most young people (like myself), tend to nicknames related to fantasy and / or power, (Mine comes from traditional jap theater, but i use dragon on other sites) so frost_vamp could hardly be 20 years old, much less veteran of anything that has to do with real guns of any kind used on other people. Guys that presume so easily a supossed military background just trying to reinforce their arguments, have not seen the horrors of war for themselves, and i sincerely hope they will never have to see them.
Most of them haven’t even presented military service, but are fascinated with the idea, until they actually do.
Also, “Put your crack pipe down and get a real life, move outta my basement, and get ….. job”, is what most parents yell you at high school any time you sleep over 8 hours, or play online games for too long. Fun fact, they just do yell to their kids at home, so those kids tend to yell it at internet websites just to feel better about themselves not having a “true” job.
Then comes this other guy, “the man” (another kid) asking “how the hell can a ball of food be a god” without remembering the judeo-christian realtionship between food and god, the many things forbidden to eat in leviticus, the tree of knowledge in genesis, or even the last supper with Jesus. Yes, i’m asking a similar question to xians:
Didn’t YHVH feed his followers? Didn’t jesus spoke of his body as bread, his blood as wine?
How can your ball of food be a god? Just because the (compilation of edited books, badly translated from an oral tradition of a lost language) “Bible” says so?
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Hatemail will come from people that are either too young, too uneducated, too ambitious or too dumb to realize the horrible mistake they make by putting first any obscure definition of heaven over the every day more scarce good-will; their faith is so weak they need to enforce it unto others just to keep it alive; and are responsible for every mockery that will be made of religion, just as their leaders are responsible for every war, massacre and wrong of any kind made in the name of god.
I believed for too long, and have studied too long the scriptures to believe in them. They were an epic poem, just as the Iliad was. Gods interviene to set the battlefield for some people, and a nation is formed from those wars. The nation passes long periods of history, with kings, tales of violence and passion, self sacrificing, etc. New testament is not different at all, just a different nation is formed from the ashes of the previous one. Suposedly for the better. Now prove it, be better than this, better than Hovind, better than Haggard, better than Stein, a better human being.
Let the ancestors bones rest with dignity, or hoard them in your most cherished place, instead of using them as weapons for destruction and words of hate. The only thing you can hope to achieve, is for those bones to break.
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Why is it so hard to even consider the possibility that god may be a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Some people believe that bad feelings are caused by trapped souls from other galaxy’s but you don’t go on their website and put them down.
Just because people believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster does not mean that they are any less inclined to work. Do you know how hard it is to sail a pirate ship while intoxicated with vast amounts of grog? That’s serious hard work.
True American i don’t understand what you mean by this statement, other than yes it is true, you are American, and furthermore i don’t understand what someones nationality has to do with religion, please feel free to enlighten me.
“Us other real Americans” are you saying that FSM supporter’s aren’t real? if thats true then technically you’re debating yourself on a website that doesn’t exist.
Finally you must really hate yourself right now because you’ve made yourself out to be a bit of a dumb ass, i try to refer judgement of people until getting to know them, but you’re not exactly helping.
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We were high on LIFE. And if you ARE a Iraq/Afghanistan veteran, good for you. But that does not make you smarter then us or godly over us. His noodlyness is the only godly one. Enjoy the stale beer and strippers with STDs, hopefully you will soon see the light and be touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodly appendages.
RAmen.
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YOU ARE WRONG, IT HERESY YOU PROFER TO THE WORLD. It is clear to all who behold the majesty of life and The Great Spaghetti Monster that the pasta displayed is incorrect. It is a proven fact that The Great Spaghetti Monster is constituted with curly pasta and not that stringy stuff depicted. What in the world do you think the DNA helix is modeled after? It is as plain as the great meatball cajones that a curly pasta ‘rib’ was taken from Him and converted to the DNA that created all life as we know it!
SMM
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133 – Drunken,
I thought that was very well said! Why would we thumbs down that?!?
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“”"Yours truly, A hard working citizen, true American by heart, veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, believer in non-stupidity, and hatred to dumb asses across the world.”"”
Went to war over an inside job??? WHOOPS!! I didn’t just say that, did I?
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the christians didnt need anything to came up with god
just like bobby, they were bored, except they didnt have any other motivation
maybe a bit drunk, so they gave jesus the power to multiply the wine, to have more party
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No sir, I will not put my crack pipe down.
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