2009 June archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for June, 2009

You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century

Published by Bobby Henderson June 29th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 101 Comments

You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press. are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes and ther primates are almost family
-david

stained glass

Published by Bobby Henderson June 28th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 12 Comments

My mom is pretty much the coolest mom ever and made this for my college apartment in Lubbock, Texas, which is straight up Bible belt. His Noodliness watches over us while we eat our dinners consisting mostly of ramen (being poor college students).
RAmen
Pastafarian Randi

I’ll pray for you.

Published by Bobby Henderson June 27th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 128 Comments

Bobby,
I’ll pray for you. Really and truely.
You are obviously a very intelligent and witty person.
I hope that you have an amazing life and are happy and proud of who you are.
I also hope that one day you might give God another chance.
I don’t know what happened that caused you to turn from Him, or if [...]

Lyllia’s tattoo

Published by Bobby Henderson June 26th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 23 Comments

I got this today, thought I’d share it.
-Pastafarian Lyllia

FSM4EVR

Published by Bobby Henderson June 25th, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 13 Comments

Just wanted to let you know that we’re doing our part to spread the word…We were on our way to a local Pirate Festival in No. California…it’s not a pirate ship, but it gets us around–oh, and people get out of their cars at stop lights and ask us what the little silver crab guy [...]

Tootsie Roll FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson June 24th, 2009 in General FSM news. 6 Comments

I’m a member of Free-Thought Alliance group at University of North Texas. The other day we were at the freshmen orientation letting people know about our group. We got a little bored and made this.
-Brian

banana split

Published by Bobby Henderson June 23rd, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 6 Comments

Hello, I’m Mexican and I was finding very funny the FSM page, but when I turned my eyes to the emty dish of my banana split, I can´t believe it but I found that his noodlyness show me the truth about the universe.
Since now, I will be a pastafarian.
RAmen.
Pastafarian Cesar.

The Spaghetti Constant

Published by Bobby Henderson June 22nd, 2009 in General FSM news and evidence. 57 Comments

I work as a scientist in the area of coating nanotechnology, or more precisely in the development of so called nano sputtering methods. Nano sputtering is a way to position single atoms or clusters of many atoms onto a surface to form a pattern with a nanometer thickness. Often the result is rather random; it [...]

FSM spotted at 2009 Solstice Parade

Published by Bobby Henderson June 22nd, 2009 in General FSM news. 3 Comments

Once again, the FSM was spotted at the Fremont Solstice Parade, accompanied by Devoted Followers dressed in pirate regalia.

The community painting was Touched by His presence, as well:

Here are a bunch of pictures from last year’s parade.
Thanks to mightemurph for the photos in this post.

fsm is a way for him to make money

Published by Bobby Henderson June 21st, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 88 Comments

fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense burn in hell im having spagetti for dinner suck on that
-bob

Wow, I didn’t think this was real

Published by Bobby Henderson June 19th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 88 Comments

Wow, I didn’t think this was real until I googled it. You people actually worship fsm?? Well if this is true then I believe it if people can worship cows, and buddahs then why not fms. But I still think this is crazy, just a way for non-believers to get a laugh, but its not [...]

fsm car

Published by Bobby Henderson June 18th, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 30 Comments

I just wanted to send along a picture of the new look for my car!
Keep up the good work.
FSM bless,
Thom

FSM Eggs

Published by Bobby Henderson June 16th, 2009 in General FSM news, arts and crafts and food. 6 Comments

A little late for Easter but I just found this picture on the internet and had to post it. These eggs were made by Pastafarian Jamie.

Cat brought home

Published by Bobby Henderson June 15th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 7 Comments

Our cat, Tuna, brings home the strangest things. You’ll never believe what s/he (we’re not sure) brought home last night.
Pastafarian SP

Dandelion

Published by Bobby Henderson June 14th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 11 Comments

One day my friend and I were walking in the park when we saw something on the ground. it was a dandilion plant, but not just any dandilion plant, we had been touched by his noodly apendage!
Ramen eh,
Dylan & Barrie

Croatian Sky

Published by Bobby Henderson June 12th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 4 Comments

I have taken some very interesting photos with my cell of the sky on the confirmation day of my cousin.
With faith in a better tomorrow an almost patafarian from croatia (thats me) sends you greetings and best wishes.
-Ed

Ceramic FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson June 11th, 2009 in General FSM news. 26 Comments

I made this in ceramics as my second piece.
-Catherine

Successful Outreach

Published by Bobby Henderson June 9th, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 23 Comments

I ordered the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster and sent the glorious word to a minimum security federal prison in Yankton SD. As a token of gratitude one the the guys spent 2 months in his cell crocheting this blanket glorifying the FSM. I put my guitar next to it for a perspective [...]

Enjoy your spaghetti in hell

Published by Bobby Henderson June 8th, 2009 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 171 Comments

This is rediculous, just another way for atheists to attempt to make fools out of people who actually have something to believe in.
Enjoy your spaghetti in hell assholes.
CRITICIZE AWAY
-SpaghettiEater

Voynich Manuscripts

Published by Bobby Henderson June 8th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 8 Comments

I hope you’re not being spammed about it right now, but the Voynich Manuscripts, recently made famous by a xkcd.com strip, contains a fairly clear image of His Noodleness. I’m attaching a snapshot of the sighting, taken from scanned pages of the original.
I hinted to His presence since the beginning of the so-called “herbs” [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American