Behold! Astronomers have discovered even more evidence that His Noodliness created the Universe and blessed it with rum-swilling Pirates:
The centre of the Galaxy also tastes of raspberries, which make an excellent dessert following a hearty meal of spaghetti, meatballs, and grog.
And there’s more! Not only did He imbue our galaxy with the divine scent of rum, but He crafted its instrument of intoxication as well!
The molecules are thought to form when chemicals that already exist on some dust grains, such as ethanol, link together to make more complex chains.
Booze in space. Can there be any evidence more convincing that His Noodliness loves us?