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More Evidence that His Noodliness Created the Universe

Published May 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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Behold! Astronomers have discovered even more evidence that His Noodliness created the Universe and blessed it with rum-swilling Pirates:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/apr/21/space-raspberries-amino-acids-astrobiology

The centre of the Galaxy also tastes of raspberries, which make an excellent dessert following a hearty meal of spaghetti, meatballs, and grog.

And there’s more! Not only did He imbue our galaxy with the divine scent of rum, but He crafted its instrument of intoxication as well!

The molecules are thought to form when chemicals that already exist on some dust grains, such as ethanol, link together to make more complex chains.

Booze in space. Can there be any evidence more convincing that His Noodliness loves us?

Ramen!

-Pastafarian Julian



25 Responses to “More Evidence that His Noodliness Created the Universe”

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  1. Captain Parrot says:

    Well, if that doesn’t convince the other religions, then I don’t know what! RAmen!

  2. Ana says:

    Well, if that doesn’t convince the other religions, then I don’t know what! RAmen!
    ..
    Your joking right? that thing is photo shopped to an inch of its life :|

  3. Pik says:

    To Ana,,,,A big DUH…moron

  4. Iron Mike says:

    How can anyone not see the Truth of the FSM?

  5. noodlearegay says:

    this is fucking stupid

  6. Sam says:

    Beer in space! But was there ever any doubt? Im just waiting untill they find all of the pirate ships :)

    But on a slightly different note; how do you think the fsm feels about vegetarians and vegans? Sure they can still engage in the pasta eating but is that enough for his noodliness?

    RAmen

  7. Blerta says:

    Boy – I never thought of that! Photoshopping a religious document; surely that’s blasphemy!

  8. Archbishop James Campbell says:

    To #2 Ana:
    No shit.

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