hahahaha..you bunch of clowns..where in the ass-backward world did you get all shit..i think you’ll go hand to hand with all this stupid fundamentalist cum delusional sick which abounds in today’s world..i’m still sane..are you.
-Karlitz
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Behold! Astronomers have discovered even more evidence that His Noodliness created the Universe and blessed it with rum-swilling Pirates:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/apr/21/space-raspberries-amino-acids-astrobiology
The centre of the Galaxy also tastes of raspberries, which make an excellent dessert following a hearty meal of spaghetti, meatballs, and grog.
And there’s more! Not only did He imbue our galaxy with the divine scent of rum, but He crafted its instrument of intoxication as well!
The molecules are thought to form when chemicals that already exist on some dust grains, such as ethanol, link together to make more complex chains.
Booze in space. Can there be any evidence more convincing that His Noodliness loves us?
Ramen!
-Pastafarian Julian
The holy flying spaghetti monster took control over my body for the last 3 days with one mission: to spread the word!
If I consider the over 100 times he explained the only true religion to the lost souls, the 50 people who touched his holy noodle and convert to pastafarians and the strange but very powerful attraction of his eyes, I would say the mission was successful.
Oh, before I forget: he say hi to everyone!
Pastafarian Zala
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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