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This image came to me after tossing around with a few random metal objects. Two symmetrical, identical hangers of some office-related sort formed this shape when put together. The similarity is undisputable. Curiously, this incident occurred not long after His word had been spread in my immediate internet community; clearly, He wished for me to display this sign only to strengthen their faith.
Greetings from Stockholm,
Synthmon.
I am a new pirate, having just discovered His Noodliness last night. I told myself to look out for FSM signs, and what do you know, i saw Him and his noodly appendage when I returned to my room.
-Pastafarian Brandon
While vacationing in the Bahamas recently, I spotted Him in Little Harbor on Abaco Island (attached). I assure you this image is 100% authentic, and is not ‘shopped.
I don’t know the real reason he materialized, because He didn’t see fit to tell me. Perhaps it is related to the well known pirate heritage of the area. I was puzzled by what appeared to be a plate, but I may have mistaken His surfboard. My theory is that He was on vacation, because you’ll have to admit—He looks pretty sauced in the photo.
Regards,
-Dan
While getting drunk in a gay bar with a friend (being both extremely virile but also gay-friendly because gay men let us have more chicks), we spotted a sign of His Noodliness just behind me. His noodly appendage has actually touched me. Conclusion: Unlike other so-called gods, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be His meatballs) likes to hang around with gay people. As He created them, it makes sense.
-Pierre
Look what appeared before me (as the vegetarian option) at dinner last night!
Keep up the great work in spreading His message!
Ramen,
Brother zagbag, Austin TX.
One day I was sitting at the stove top, deciding upon what to cook. Eventually pot stickers were chosen. First off, you have to put your vegetable oil in. I did this, and mixed it around by tilting the pan. When I was done, it miraculously took the form of his Great Spaghedeity.
-Cullen
I´m Stefan from Australia. I´m currently backpacking through South America at the moment. I was in the city of Castro, on Isla Grande de Chiloé (Chile) last week when I came across an Italian Pizza/PASTA restaurant with a mural on the wall above it which suggests to me that the word of the FSM is spreading.
In Exhibit 1, we can clearly see His noodly appendage in the artwork on the left.
Exhibit 2 clearly shows what appears to be an interpretation of Michaelangelo´s “Creation of Adam”, much like what devout Pastafarians would be familiar with, with something very noodly-looking handing a piece of pizza to what appears to be a “midgit” Adam.
I knew when I saw it that I had been touched by the FSM. What a blessing! So seeing that it was Friday and I was very hungry, I went inside and enjoyed a nice big plate of spaghetti for lunch.
rAmen.
Pastafarian Stefan
A friend of mine was looking for apartments on the net and showed me one he thought was nice. I looked on the online pictures and found that the Flying Spaghetti Monster had found its way there and taken the form of a lamp. I told my friend that he definately should move in there.
I’m attaching the two pictures of His Noodlyness. The quality is not the best but you can’t miss the fact that it’s Him. The apartment is located in Turku, Finland.
Pastafarian Charlotta,
Finland
I recently learned of the FSM but didn’t take it seriously, as I thought it was intended to mock Christianity….but then, as if by the power of Marinara, I came across this undeniable evidence while on a road trip to Las Vegas. I was on I-80 near Reno, NV when I found these impressions left in the sand. There can be no other explanation.
- Duke
Alexandria, MN
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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