omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb
-Casey















… says the guy who does not know how to capitalize sentences.
US Pastafarians dont need strap-ons, the FSM has blessed us all. Unlike your dissapointing husband Casey, we can fullfill the deepest needs of our pirate wenches!
MAY THE RAMEN BE WITH YOU!
Tact. It’s something you lack. FSM will teach you proper grammar, if you will only take his noodly appendage in your whimpering paw.
ahhahaha youR are dumb ahahahah i laugh like and idiot
-Casey, a guy who is “Surelly” married with a “Surelly “”hot”"” girl but cant understand a joke
hahahaha
Please rephrase your Email to something actually readable.
Thats ok you worship crackers and wine as representations of jesus
A noodle strap on? No, but if you’re into that sort of thing (assuming you are Christian) I would suggest http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php
Jesse MacMillan says:
August 27, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Wow this site is fucking hilarious. and more to the pont it’s bullshit, but still funny. thanks for the laugh.
-jesse
p.s. can i order parmesan on this site?
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He makes me ashamed to be a MacMillan. May the FSM touch you with his noodle appendages.