omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb
-Casey
A noodle strap on? No, but if you’re into that sort of thing (assuming you are Christian) I would suggest http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php
Jesse MacMillan says:
August 27, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Wow this site is fucking hilarious. and more to the pont it’s bullshit, but still funny. thanks for the laugh.
-jesse
p.s. can i order parmesan on this site?
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He makes me ashamed to be a MacMillan. May the FSM touch you with his noodle appendages.
Our what is all dumb?
Useful info. Fortunate me I discovered your site by chance, and I am shocked why this twist of fate didn’t took place earlier! I bookmarked it.
According to non-canon writings relating to Pastafarianism, lesbians in heaven are provided with noodle-like strap-ons for engaging in intercourse. The FSM is no one’s dinner, we are but his humble creations, allowed to dine on his likeness as an homage.
I, as an ordained Pastafarian minister, shall enjoy my eternity with many strippers and delicious beer. I do not look down upon people for their religion, and I pray you will see the light, and not judge others like me and my compatriots.
For the meantime, enjoy your potential domestic beer and STD-ridden strippers!
RAmen