I recently learned of the FSM but didn’t take it seriously, as I thought it was intended to mock Christianity….but then, as if by the power of Marinara, I came across this undeniable evidence while on a road trip to Las Vegas. I was on I-80 near Reno, NV when I found these impressions left in the sand. There can be no other explanation.
- Duke
Alexandria, MN
I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?
YEAH! i just knew the FSM had been to the land of my old life!
But now i be a sea farin’ pirate! and i be a capt’n too!
Well, good luck with vegas and may you be touched by the FSM through the free booze and slot machines!
RAmen
Wow! You drove from Alexandria to Las Vegas!? Cool. Arg.
u guys r retarded dum asses
His Noodly Goodness has teabagged Nevada.
‘I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?’
I believe those two imprints would be of the two meatballs (at least that was my impression).
’tis plain to see it’s proof, indeed. May those who disbelieve enjoy their stale beer and diseased strippers, mateys. RAmen.
@ Jamie: Ah yes…they indeed could be the imprints of His Holy Meatballs!
RAmen