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FSM at gay bar

Published May 10th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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While getting drunk in a gay bar with a friend (being both extremely virile but also gay-friendly because gay men let us have more chicks), we spotted a sign of His Noodliness just behind me. His noodly appendage has actually touched me. Conclusion: Unlike other so-called gods, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be His meatballs) likes to hang around with gay people. As He created them, it makes sense.

-Pierre



8 Responses to “FSM at gay bar”

  1. bigjohn756 says:

    What does virile have to do with sexual preference?

  2. Stephen Reilly says:

    I remember taking this picture. His Noodleness appeared to both my Friend and I in a little place called the “Petit Manoire” in Luxembourg city, G.D. of Luxembourg. We trully have been blessed by his Noodliness, yarr!

    RAmen, brothers and sisters.

  3. Eru says:

    LOL… definitely… Gay-friendly god XD

  4. edy says:

    iam gay sex please call me ok

  5. Andrea says:

    in trying to stop sanctioned homophobia in our community-I have invoked the FSM since his/hers is the only religion I can be sure doesn’t openly or secretly hate gay people.

  6. Monesvol says:

    Hmmm. Now I remember why I am Pastafarian (and gay). This can’t be anything than a divine signal. Plus, how wouldn’t be gay-friendly a God that has two meat-balls and a noodly appendage!

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    in trying to stop sanctioned homophobia in our community-I have invoked the FSM since his/hers is the only religion I can be sure doesn’t openly or secretly hate gay people.

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