wow i saw some fourms about fsm and how the followers are entitled to their opinion and can choose to belive whatever they want. well…. so do i and my opinion is that you are not entitled to your opinion. Suck on that FSM.
-Egor
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That is the true beauty of freedom my friend. Although your opinion is that I am not entitled to my opinion the great truth of personal freedom means your opinion is no more important then the opinion of another. While you are free to express your beliefs, I will continue to do the same.
Best of luck with life
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Paradox’d
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Wow. Logic prevails, again. How can anyone refute this argument?
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NO U!
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OMG! This guy should get an award or something! He saw the first “fourms” EVER! Call the scientific community!! Yes yes, some people think we should be able to belive whatever we want, but beliving is a lot harder than it looks. Sometimes we accidentally bedie and its pretty sad when that happens :( so do i, unfortunately I am not allowed to have an opinion because Egor doesn’t think I should have one, so I wont say mine. Instead I will state a fact… Egor, you can’t even spell, thus you aren’t entitled to YOUR opinion
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Your free to choose your opinion, just don’t count on anyone caring.
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It’s like he’s trying to mimic our language, but fails grasp the concepts of spelling and grammar.
How fascinating, I really need to show a graph of time spent on “fourms” vs mental degradation.
How absolutely fascinating!
Hmmm, yes, quite indubitably.
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My friend, that is simply opinion. In my opinion, you should work on your capitalization and spelling. RAmen.
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Your opinion sucks.
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And my opinion is that you, sir, are an idiot.
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Egor – Interesting spelling of that name, anyhow. Have a guess at what our opinion is of your opinion, put it like this – any lower and it could limbo dance under a rattlesnake wearing a top hat.
(Although why a rattlesnake would be wearing a top hat escapes me.)
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Lol, that’s nice. My opinion is that you should not have an opinion. Paradox much? But the FSM knows the answer!
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this guy is the best! i have the exact same opinion.
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Well, Egor, my opinion is that you are a dick. Suck on that.
RAmen,
Sarah
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Egor,
In this country, we have a troubling scrap of parchment which guarantees each individual’s right to his/her own opinion. Perhaps you have not read the Open Letter or the material at the “About” tab. I’m sure that you would not be interested in our cause:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/id/program.html
You are quite possibly one of those who fits the authoritarian mold:
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
Do you have any idea why you believe whatever it is that you do believe in? :
http://www.sciam.com/podcast/episode.cfm?id=why-people-believe-what-they-do-09-04-10&sc=DD_20090413
Perhaps you might be interested in the comment of Southern Ptarmigan (tenth down on the comment thread). Here is a Christian evangelist who has this whole question in perspective:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=letters-may-2009&sc=DD_20090508
Please demonstrate the patience and tolerance necessary to engage in a real discussion based on scientific standards even if your true mentors are Trofim Lysenko and the Taliban.
Ramen
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Well, my opinion is that we will not respect your opinion that we aren’t entitled to an opinion.
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Do we really need to see these? These are just plain stupid… I’ve read more reasoned arguments scratched into the walls in a public restroom.
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Egor,
Did you come up with that all on your own? Good boy, would you like a cookie? Then maybe its time for a nap.
RAmen!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick me, pick me, pick me! This is SO easy.
Then I think that YOU’RE not entitled to YOUR opinion!
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You don’t really get it, do you? Nobody actually believes this, it is simply a way to parody, and thereby combat, the logical fallacies and improbabilities of religion, particularly those which claim that evolution is false. But you clearly don’t understand this. Do yourself a favor and read a book on logic. And humor.
RAmen.
P.S. Does anyone really choose what they believe?
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And it is our opinion that you are most CERTAINLY allowed to have your opinion, but we really don’t care what it is. To reiterate: we don’t care, go away, and get a dictionary.
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Hi Egor, my opinion is you should move to Iran where the government and religion more closely matches your view of democracy and free speech.
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My opinion is that you should have a six-foot red-hot iron bar shoved up your posterior orifice. Suck on that, bumface.
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Oh snap. i think he got us there…
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Hm. I believe you are violating a deontological imperitive there.
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Hey Egor. In my opinion, you should get a life and stop trolling the internet.
Yours in Noodliness,
Insightful Ape
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Hey, Egor.
Learn to spell better than a second grader.
You ought to go to school. I’m 13 and am apparently smarter than you.
RAmen!
All praise his noodley goodness!
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Ryan, it’s encouraging to see someone your age that can write coherently in the English language. Keep up your good work. You have my old pedantic stamp of approval.
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This is a response to all of the critiscims: DON’T YOU GET IT?????? THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!! IT IS ALL TO SPOOF RELIGION!!!!!!
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Egor,
Doctor Frankenstein said you were his worst assistant, and that he saw all the forums you were on, the Midget sex sites were just plain sick and he had to destroy the keyboard as all the keys seem to have a strange stick fluid on them, and the screen was ruined. Still, if you had actually learned to flush the toilet it would help, it smelt like you left a rotting corpse in the bowl and if you keep masturbating like that it’ll fall off.
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Egor: I’m not surprised that you resent people expressing their opinions. That is RARELY allowed in organized religions (I’m assuming you’re in one). Pastafarians are UNorganized, praise the FSM!
Here are some other groups you may be interested in joining, since they, too, restrict freedom of speech:
the American Nazi Party
the Taliban
the Armed Forces
Any others my fellow pirates can recommend that Egor join?
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@ #20 and #29: Noooooo! Unbelievers! Heathens! You shall only find strippers with STDs! Your beer shall be stale! Be careful what you say; be careful even of what you think. His Noodleness is watching you!
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Damn, who can argue with that kind of logic?
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Wait a second,…
THere’s a single digit IQ community now?
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Frost_vamp
It couldn’t have been easy typing that little tirade whilst covering your keyboard/screen in spittle. Try breathing through your nose. Also seriously consider addressing your obnoxious anger issues. Your current religion has obviously turned you into an ignorant hateful moron.
Remember that the FSM really does love you Frost_vamp. He wants to touch you with His Noodly Appendage of enlightenment. All you need to do is open yourself up to His Noodly touch and let Him come unto you.
Have a nice day :)
RAmen
PS Please keep in mind our 30 day old religion back guarantee.
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Ooops..wrong thread! DOH! Have too many tabs open here.
Anyway my opinion is that eehaww is an boring ass. Yawn.
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OMIGOD. Shit. He got us on a technicality!
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In response to Ted:
No, I don’t believe this religion exists simply to spoof religion.
The point is to spoof the dogma that always accompanies it; I don’t have a problem with Christians, I have a problem with the idea of following something only because your parents have told you to bypass logic and warship an invisible man in the sky. This religion was founded to fight back against having this brainwashing taught as an “alternative viewpoint” to observable and testable science.
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Egor, perhaps if you repent to his noodly forgiving godlessness, he might have pity on you and bless you with a full set of teeth and running water. So let it be written, So let it be done. RAmen.
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@ – theFewtheProudtheMarinara – #31,
From what I have heard, there is in North Korea, a wonderful regime that may fit Egor’s social needs.
RAmen
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Warning parodox were all going to die!!!
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Mmmmm… Irrefutable. Why aren’t the Unitarians and Buddhists being cyber-picketed again?
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His logic is unassailable!
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The following is a question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle ’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…… leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
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That was amazing! I have never seen someone destroy their own argument so quickly. I hope the Great FSM has as much of a sense of humour as the people commenting.
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Egor … really? You really went there? I don’t think I have ever heard that argument come from anyone with more than one digit in their age.
Lol at comment number 4 by aesi, btw. That was epic.
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Well my opinion on your opinion about not having an opinion is we are allowed our opinion. OK!
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Wait, What?
Run that past me again. As far as i can tell you are saying that because we let people have their own opinions, our opinions can’t count because you say so…
or in other words, you think that we are all idiots.
RAmen
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So you follow the FSM way. You choose to believe in what you want.
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” wow i saw some fourms about fsm and how the followers are entitled to their opinion and can choose to belive whatever they want. well…. so do i and my opinion is that you are not entitled to your opinion. Suck on that FSM.
-Egor”
That is soooo deep. How to counter that…… hmmmm…… NO, YOU ARE A HAMSTER BRAIN. Woo hoo, I win with a Romper Room level insult.
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