wow i saw some fourms about fsm and how the followers are entitled to their opinion and can choose to belive whatever they want. well…. so do i and my opinion is that you are not entitled to your opinion. Suck on that FSM.
-Egor
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#44 – I would not have given this student an A+ because they did not include a discussion of whether a soul has mass. The argument was based on the assumption that it has mass, but this important assumption was not stated. If it has mass, then it can be detected. If it leaves the body upon death, then the loss of mass can be calculated. If this is not the case, then the soul has no mass, and his argument does not hold water. I contend that the soul has no mass because it does not exist. I’m glad that pasta exists though.
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As for as I am aware, hell is supranatural, and as such, the laws of chemistry are not applicable there. Hence, the question of whether hell is natural or supranatural makes about as much sense as the purpose of life.
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Ronster666 (Post #51) The human body gets lighter by 21 grammes at the moment of death. This is believed to be the weight of the soul (or it could be His Noodlie Appendage leaving the body, this theory has yet to be tested, or his Noodlieness asked)
If something has a weight, it must, according to the laws of physics, have a mass. Therefore, this students argument does, in fact, hold water. I will concede that he should have stated this at the beginning of his argument though.
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Hm, I am not sure about the ‘opinion’ thing. Sure he did not mean ‘onion’? Spelling doesn’t seem to be his strength.
But why would everyone be ENTITLED to own an onion? Don’t you have to pay for that at the register?
Unless you grow them yourself. Hm, Dilemma!
I think Egor has a valid point – about onions!
RAmen
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Actually – the thermodynamic proof regarding hell ignored the third possibility, that the volume of hell is expanding at a rate directly proportional to the mass increase per unit time. Thus, the temperature of hell could remain constant.
cheers
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Sucks on what Egor says, doesn’t like the taste of it, spits it out and continues to be of the opinion that the almightly FSM will taste much better.
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Egor my fellow facist strand. Feel the joy of the FSM around you and interiorize it. Can’t you see the holy apendages on your everyday life? The fabrik of space and time in which you exist is wooven with ethereal spaghetti strands binding the universe together! Feel the warmth that gives birth to both star and meatball. See how the seaweed, the tree root and the vines all mimik the spaghetti interwoovedness. Finally the mesh the networks and pages that compose the internet. Everything that endures mimics the gread spaghetti. Feel the noodle! Feel the warmth!
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Silly Egor, I will paraphrase something very wise I heard Senator Arlen Specter say recently: “When you ignore someone else’s right to free speech you give up your own.” May you bathe in His warm saucy goodness, that you may not be condemned to strippers plagued with venereal diseases in the afterlife, nor beer flatter than Paris Hilton’s chest.
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It’s unfortunate but here there’s this thing called the first amendment of the declaration of independence which allows for freedom of religion and speech, so even though you have the right to say what you think, it doesn’t make it worth anything coming from an intolerant piece of filth.
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How does your attitude differentiate you from the average dictator, Egor? Or is Kim Jong Il your idol?
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Well as I am only here for the Pasta, beer, savory snacks and dressing as a pirate I take it you came here for the strippers so I take it you were a bit disappointed. By the way Dinosaurs rock though anyone ever seen Bibleman ….. he beats the bad guys by quoting lines from the Bible I do wonder what would happen if he was up against a dinosaur, I suppose he would of been a 10 rate super hero but he did go down a threat for the dinosaur, hopefully some really cool meat eating one, though with the really wooden acting I suppose that one of those Sauropods might find him a bit tasty
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Eid, Mehndi and Bangles, how connects them to Muslim women? Eid is the Muslim festival following Ramadan. Eid breaks Muslim fasting. This is a festivity this Muslims seem produce to. You can compare Eid through Christmas or New Year in importance. During Eid men, women and children get dressed for the occasion; now is at which mehndi and bangles connect among Eid. It is not Eid, if women are not wearing the beautifying mehndi tattoo and bangles.
Eid is well&wshyp;known ensuing Ramadan. Eid is the day too breaks the fast. It is the principally day of the period of Sawwal, the Eid day.
Celebration for Eid includes festive food, festive dresses, gift submiting and submiting currency to the poor. Celebration additionally includes willing to the mosque and reciting Takbeer. Men wear perfume and this finest new or cleaned clothes.
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Visiting relatives and friends are as well half of the celebration. Thus, women sttink to be beautiful in Eid. Muslim women prepare for Eid various days before Eid Moon or the sighting of the new moon.
Women buy or fashion the Eid Dresses additional as opposed to a period before Eid. They too get a message to mehndi designers to ensure overly properties experience beautiful mehndi designs through the current time.
Bangles are likewise necessary to compliment the Eid dress and mehndi designs in such a hands and feet.
Forehead and shins are likewise property at which mehndi designs can be formed. Flowery designs and wonderful lines are mehndi designs such a are popular for Eid and wedding celebrations.
Eid, mehndi and bangles are pertinent for beautiful and wonderful living. Eid is known to thank Allah for the blessings overly properties be given and is planning to keep to receive. Mehndi and bangles beautify women in presently drastic festivity.
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Yes Egor. You are absolutely correct, when the rapture comes the Pastafarians will be first against the wall. Look at them with their free will and their choices, and their differing opinions; God, or the Farting Chocolate Dude, hates them for it.
ALL HAIL THE FARTING CHOCOLATE DUDE!!!!!
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That doesn’t mean we won’t stop believin’, right guys?
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What on Earth..? If your opinion is that the creator of the FSM (not even giving my opinion on that) and all of its followers are not entitled to their own opinions, then who’s not to say that you’re not entitled to your opinion either? People who bother to properly investigate this, this that is many people’s belief system, only to seek to abuse and destroy it and further claim that these people have no lives and such, really need to ask themselves why they are bothering in the first place. Who has no life here? Those who put their faith in something that makes sense or even just plain appeals to them, even if it does not do the same for you, or those who intentionally waste their own time investigating only to make clear their disapproval and distaste?
Mm.
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I don’t get how that is a burn you retard.
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# 68 is right what do you mean by that your just like people can believe what they want burn WTF really. We are stupid talk about you. Was your parents to poor to send you to a free
!!!!!!!!! school or something like come on you dumb-ass.
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Quoting George Carlin in a derogatory manner will NOT get you invited to St. linguine’s day dinner
MAY WE BE TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLEY APPENDAGE RAmen
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Well opinions are like assholes – and he is certainly one.
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Egor-
No one gives a shit about your opinion on this site. The point of putting your hate mail on was to make fun of your stupidity. It was His Noodly will that there are dumb-shits like you to entertain the rest of the intelligent population.
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Wow. Seriously? if we are going to jump into a paradox argument, let me know beforehand so I can bolt my brain to a wall. By the way, your writing style is that of a mentally challenged dead salmon that has been thrown into a bike chain, castrated, stabbed, beaten with a club, eaten by a homeless man, shitted out, left to rot in a ditch for a week, and then destroyed via nuclear explosion.
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I can’t believe that people can honestly be this hypocritical as to not allow us to have an opinion while their opinion is likely just as crazy. His Noodliness will not be proud. But he won’t deny you a drink from the beer volcano just because you are a dissenter.
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