Comments on: omg http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Trey http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-892009 Trey Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:03:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-892009 US Pastafarians dont need strap-ons, the FSM has blessed us all. Unlike your dissapointing husband Casey, we can fullfill the deepest needs of our pirate wenches! MAY THE RAMEN BE WITH YOU! US Pastafarians dont need strap-ons, the FSM has blessed us all. Unlike your dissapointing husband Casey, we can fullfill the deepest needs of our pirate wenches!

MAY THE RAMEN BE WITH YOU!

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]]> By: Chubaca http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-888240 Chubaca Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:50:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-888240 ... says the guy who does not know how to capitalize sentences. … says the guy who does not know how to capitalize sentences.

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]]> By: Tdawg http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-881940 Tdawg Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:48:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-881940 Im not maki9ng fun of your religion, but when you bring that shit in here i have one thing to say, FUCK YOU GOOD SIR!! Im not maki9ng fun of your religion, but when you bring that shit in here i have one thing to say, FUCK YOU GOOD SIR!!

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]]> By: Mara http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-881259 Mara Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:20:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-881259 Ahem. "omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb" To the "your all dumb" at the end: "OMG Ha ha ha ha ha this stuff is hilarious! This guy is totally right-- you're all a bunch of stupid people. And to that dude up there*: Who would marry you, when you're worshiping my yummy delicious holy dinner? Do you have, like, a noodle strap on? Ha ha ha, oh my God. Please go to Hell. You're all stupid!" Gosh, Casey, you're EVER so classy! I mean, LOOK at that grammar! And the SPELLING, my LORD it's AMAZING! For a drunk six-year-old, you are practically a GENIUS! *- Who exactly are we talking about??? Ahem.

“omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb”

To the “your all dumb” at the end:

“OMG Ha ha ha ha ha this stuff is hilarious! This guy is totally right– you’re all a bunch of stupid people. And to that dude up there*: Who would marry you, when you’re worshiping my yummy delicious holy dinner? Do you have, like, a noodle strap on? Ha ha ha, oh my God. Please go to Hell. You’re all stupid!”

Gosh, Casey, you’re EVER so classy! I mean, LOOK at that grammar! And the SPELLING, my LORD it’s AMAZING! For a drunk six-year-old, you are practically a GENIUS!

*- Who exactly are we talking about???

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]]> By: blondiegd http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-877372 blondiegd Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:23:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-877372 Ooh ahhaha i can almost hear this laughter. It's hilarious. If getting married is your only concern then why don't you go spend some time with the husband that God sent you. He's no more clever than us for worshipping you over spaghetti. (if he does worship you anyway; joking is not only your right.His noodly appendage was really generous.) :) Ooh ahhaha i can almost hear this laughter. It’s hilarious.
If getting married is your only concern then why don’t you go spend some time with the husband that God sent you. He’s no more clever than us for worshipping you over spaghetti. (if he does worship you anyway; joking is not only your right.His noodly appendage was really generous.)
:)

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]]> By: Paul Mullins http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-876428 Paul Mullins Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:37:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-876428 54 - Jesse MacMillan - Aug 27th, 2009 Wow this site is fucking hilarious. and more to the pont it’s bullshit, but still funny. thanks for the laugh. -jesse p.s. can i order parmesan on this site? My question as a possible convert is about the parmesan question brought up in part above. Does parmesan have a place in the FSM belief structure? If I decide to convert do I use it to sprinkel over myself as a baptism of sorts? Or over actual spaghetti perhaps? My next question (if I convert), is should I start holding up my spaghetti at meal time and repeat phrases like this is my body, add some parmesan, and say this is my blood... etc. Is there dogma to help me through the ceremony listed anywhere in church scripture? -Ay there be pirates dead a head! 54 – Jesse MacMillan – Aug 27th, 2009
Wow this site is fucking hilarious. and more to the pont it’s bullshit, but still funny. thanks for the laugh.

-jesse

p.s. can i order parmesan on this site?

My question as a possible convert is about the parmesan question brought up in part above. Does parmesan have a place in the FSM belief structure? If I decide to convert do I use it to sprinkel over myself as a baptism of sorts? Or over actual spaghetti perhaps?

My next question (if I convert), is should I start holding up my spaghetti at meal time and repeat phrases like this is my body, add some parmesan, and say this is my blood… etc. Is there dogma to help me through the ceremony listed anywhere in church scripture?
-Ay there be pirates dead a head!

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]]> By: Jesse MacMillan http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-872327 Jesse MacMillan Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:28:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-872327 Wow this site is fucking hilarious. and more to the pont it's bullshit, but still funny. thanks for the laugh. -jesse p.s. can i order parmesan on this site? Wow this site is fucking hilarious. and more to the pont it’s bullshit, but still funny. thanks for the laugh.

-jesse

p.s. can i order parmesan on this site?

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]]> By: DanC http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-871558 DanC Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:43:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-871558 To rise above your words and take the high ground......no your dumb nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh! no returnsies you pathetic spazchild. 'Nuff said. To rise above your words and take the high ground……no your dumb nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh! no returnsies you pathetic spazchild. ‘Nuff said.

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]]> By: Thomas Brown http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-871294 Thomas Brown Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:46:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-871294 Well, at least we can SPELL. Well, at least we can SPELL.

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]]> By: Whole Wheat Spirelli http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-867129 Whole Wheat Spirelli Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:41:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-867129 Casey, I apologize for the lateness of my response, but it has taken me some time to formulate my reaction to your words. I needed to study the language of your people extensively before I was able to post this piece. I hope that I speak your language properly in the following: Thank u fore yur email. But i think YOUR so dumm that it would take like 4 ours too take you threw our beleifs. This is difficult. If any Pastafarians could please post a link to a Google translation site from English to Moronese, I would be much obliged. "You're's" truly, Whole Wheat Spirelli Casey,

I apologize for the lateness of my response, but it has taken me some time to formulate my reaction to your words. I needed to study the language of your people extensively before I was able to post this piece. I hope that I speak your language properly in the following:

Thank u fore yur email. But i think YOUR so dumm that it would take like 4 ours too take you threw our beleifs.

This is difficult. If any Pastafarians could please post a link to a Google translation site from English to Moronese, I would be much obliged.

“You’re’s” truly,

Whole Wheat Spirelli

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]]> By: sooshi http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-864689 sooshi Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:47:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-864689 @42: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha, it's all madness isn't it 42?? Why would we teach such nonsense in science class eh? Eeeeh? Oooooooh, the irony! @42: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha, it’s all madness isn’t it 42?? Why would we teach such nonsense in science class eh? Eeeeh? Oooooooh, the irony!

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]]> By: Alice http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-864617 Alice Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:59:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-864617 The moment you go to The Flying One and beg for noodly forgiveness for your blatant blasphemy, then we'll all consider going to hell. P.S. 'your' would constitute 'being in possession of' so either we are in possession of "all dumb" - I'm unfamiliar to this, but rather than shutting off the idea of alternate possibilities, I'm open-minded - or you need to revise your grammar. May The Flying One bless you, Best regards, and RAmen. The moment you go to The Flying One and beg for noodly forgiveness for your blatant blasphemy, then we’ll all consider going to hell.

P.S. ‘your’ would constitute ‘being in possession of’ so either we are in possession of “all dumb” – I’m unfamiliar to this, but rather than shutting off the idea of alternate possibilities, I’m open-minded – or you need to revise your grammar.

May The Flying One bless you,
Best regards, and RAmen.

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]]> By: Bo http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-862570 Bo Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:07:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-862570 Why do Christians always seem to go there, "If you don't agree with me you can go to hell." I wonder if Christ walked around wishing eternal hellfire on people with different beliefs than his own. I've never read the bible (I prefer The Lord of the Rings when I'm in the mood for a good fantasy), but from what I've heard of this "Jesus", he's seems to be all about the whole peace, love, and goodwill towards men thing, not the damning everybody who doesn't believe in what he believes in to a eternity of unimaginable suffering... thing. Or did he. Either way, Christians suck. Why do Christians always seem to go there, “If you don’t agree with me you can go to hell.” I wonder if Christ walked around wishing eternal hellfire on people with different beliefs than his own. I’ve never read the bible (I prefer The Lord of the Rings when I’m in the mood for a good fantasy), but from what I’ve heard of this “Jesus”, he’s seems to be all about the whole peace, love, and goodwill towards men thing, not the damning everybody who doesn’t believe in what he believes in to a eternity of unimaginable suffering… thing. Or did he. Either way, Christians suck.

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]]> By: Katie http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-850014 Katie Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:41:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-850014 It is really funny when this chick says we're dumb, but uses the wrong homophone for "you're" in said statement of stupidity. It is really funny when this chick says we’re dumb, but uses the wrong homophone for “you’re” in said statement of stupidity.

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]]> By: Mango http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-847282 Mango Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:18:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-847282 Poor Casey were not the dumb ones. Take a look in the mirror, you came on this site to give hatemail to somthing you dont understand. All Hail The "FSM"!! Poor Casey were not the dumb ones. Take a look in the mirror, you came on this site to give hatemail to somthing you dont understand. All Hail The “FSM”!!

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]]> By: Alex http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-846466 Alex Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:00:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-846466 I have something real quick to point out, notice in almost every hate letter people constantly replace "you're" with "your". I'm getting tired of the grammar fails. I have something real quick to point out, notice in almost every hate letter people constantly replace “you’re” with “your”. I’m getting tired of the grammar fails.

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]]> By: So_So_Man http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-843853 So_So_Man Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:55:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-843853 @10 He may have been saying "Oh My Gemelli" (another type of pasta). @42 (even though he won't have the balls to come back and check comments) 1. Apes made people. Going by your logic, we should be worshiping apes. 2. I'm pretty sure that the Bible says man was made in god's image, not that god was a man. 3. You ask what legal action could be taken. Refusal to teach one religion's beliefs whilst teaching another's in a public school is discrimination based on belief, which I'm pretty sure is illegal. 4. 10 Million is a big number. 5. The whole post should be rewritten with proper spelling and grammar if you want it to be taken seriously by the scholars of the noodle. 6. You ask, who would be stupid enough to allow the teaching of something as "ridiculous" as Pastafarianism? The same people that allow something as irrational as intelligent design to be taught in schools as science. 7. The proper legal course of action would be to sue the school board for millions of dollars for taking away their rights. 8. Your last request, to "Start living a real life in a real world created by God" is impossible. 9. We do not worship spaghetti itself, but use it to worship the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. 10. You say millions more people believe in Christianity than Pastafarianism? What about the people that out-populate Christians and believe in Hinduism? If Christianity gets to claim to be science, then they should be able to claim that their religion is science, along with everyone else. @36 No, I've seen a couple pop up that have remarkably good grammar. -So_So_Man @10
He may have been saying “Oh My Gemelli” (another type of pasta).

@42 (even though he won’t have the balls to come back and check comments)
1. Apes made people. Going by your logic, we should be worshiping apes.
2. I’m pretty sure that the Bible says man was made in god’s image, not that god was a man.
3. You ask what legal action could be taken. Refusal to teach one religion’s beliefs whilst teaching another’s in a public school is discrimination based on belief, which I’m pretty sure is illegal.
4. 10 Million is a big number.
5. The whole post should be rewritten with proper spelling and grammar if you want it to be taken seriously by the scholars of the noodle.
6. You ask, who would be stupid enough to allow the teaching of something as “ridiculous” as Pastafarianism? The same people that allow something as irrational as intelligent design to be taught in schools as science.
7. The proper legal course of action would be to sue the school board for millions of dollars for taking away their rights.
8. Your last request, to “Start living a real life in a real world created by God” is impossible.
9. We do not worship spaghetti itself, but use it to worship the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.
10. You say millions more people believe in Christianity than Pastafarianism? What about the people that out-populate Christians and believe in Hinduism? If Christianity gets to claim to be science, then they should be able to claim that their religion is science, along with everyone else.

@36
No, I’ve seen a couple pop up that have remarkably good grammar.

-So_So_Man

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]]> By: Shelldigger http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-843488 Shelldigger Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:03:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-843488 Apparently Brenden, #42, thinks irony is something you do to a shirt. Apparently Brenden, #42, thinks irony is something you do to a shirt.

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]]> By: Brenden http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-843439 Brenden Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:10:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-843439 What?... Spaghetti Monster?... You gotta be kidding me. This is beyond stupid. I'm so sure that a spaghetti monster made this Earth. Earth was created by man, a man named God. Spaghetti was also created by man. I read that letter and what legal action are you going to take because we wont believe in this nonsense. You can't force us to believe in something so stupid as a spaghetti "MONSTER" that came and made this world for us. Once again, WE CREATED SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI DIDNT CREATE US! I mean seriously why do you think we would believe you. Why would you be so stupid as to even say this. When you die, who is going to take you? You think that you will go up to your spaghetti monster and he will give you everlasting life? I'm surprised you actually had the guts to make this public. Who cares if you have 10 million spaghetti worshippers. How many more people do you think believes in God? Millions more! I just can't get over the fact that people would be stupid enough to believe you. You want to teach us about how spaghetti made the world in our schools. HA! Who would be stupid enough to allow that. And what are you going to do call the cops and say, "ARREST THE SCHOOLS FOR NOT BELIEVING THAT THIS WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!" Go see a counselar or something. Get some help. Start living in the real world that was created by God. And why doesnt your spaghetti monster do something about us non-believers in your stupid religion. Why doesnt he do something about it to show us he was the one who created this world. I hope you wake up one day and realize that it was not my friggen dinner that i ate last night that created this world. Start living a real life in a real world created by God. -Start believing What?… Spaghetti Monster?… You gotta be kidding me. This is beyond stupid. I’m so sure that a spaghetti monster made this Earth. Earth was created by man, a man named God. Spaghetti was also created by man. I read that letter and what legal action are you going to take because we wont believe in this nonsense. You can’t force us to believe in something so stupid as a spaghetti “MONSTER” that came and made this world for us. Once again, WE CREATED SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI DIDNT CREATE US! I mean seriously why do you think we would believe you. Why would you be so stupid as to even say this. When you die, who is going to take you? You think that you will go up to your spaghetti monster and he will give you everlasting life? I’m surprised you actually had the guts to make this public. Who cares if you have 10 million spaghetti worshippers. How many more people do you think believes in God? Millions more! I just can’t get over the fact that people would be stupid enough to believe you. You want to teach us about how spaghetti made the world in our schools. HA! Who would be stupid enough to allow that. And what are you going to do call the cops and say, “ARREST THE SCHOOLS FOR NOT BELIEVING THAT THIS WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!” Go see a counselar or something. Get some help. Start living in the real world that was created by God. And why doesnt your spaghetti monster do something about us non-believers in your stupid religion. Why doesnt he do something about it to show us he was the one who created this world. I hope you wake up one day and realize that it was not my friggen dinner that i ate last night that created this world. Start living a real life in a real world created by God.

-Start believing

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]]> By: Asparagus Lady http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/28/omg/#comment-827887 Asparagus Lady Sat, 13 Jun 2009 12:52:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2156#comment-827887 Please note that when attempting to insult people's intelligence it is wise to do so in a grammatically correct manner. The phrase you are looking for may have been 'You're so dumb' - which would have made the point that FSM worshippers are dumb. 'Your so dumb' would actually suggest the ownership of 'dumb' belonging those worshippers. Hope this helped! :) xx Please note that when attempting to insult people’s intelligence it is wise to do so in a grammatically correct manner.

The phrase you are looking for may have been ‘You’re so dumb’ – which would have made the point that FSM worshippers are dumb.

‘Your so dumb’ would actually suggest the ownership of ‘dumb’ belonging those worshippers.

Hope this helped! :) xx

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