omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb
-Casey
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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> please go to hell.
No such place. Where I go, there’s a beer vulcano. :)
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pastafarianism is not a serious religion but was first created as satire against christianity and religion in general. Also it is no less stupid than believing in a god for no reason other than “to have faith”. how do you know christianity’s god “yahweh” isnt a giant spaghetti monster? it states in the bible that if you were to look at god youd die. so no one has ever seen him so he could just as well be a giant spaghetti monster. haha. SO HA!and who are you to judge someone elses religion. dont be ignorant. some people worship fucking cows. it isnt your place to judge even if we did worship spaghetti or some fake god.
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Am I right in suspecting you are a Christian who eats and drinks the body and blood of Christ? Who would marry a zombie-eating cannibalistic vampire?
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. Until then, you remain a retarded dumb fuck. Repent, or its stale beer and STD-infected strippers for you!
RAmen.
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Actually what you mean to say is “You’re all dumb.” Although the irony is much appreciated.
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Does this mean anything at all? All I can get from it is that Casey is incapable of communicating in English.
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Why would Boby want to get married when he has all of us retard fucks to keep him satisfied?
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Casey has enough intelligence to operate a computer! It’s a miracle! Casey was clearly touched by His Noodly Appendage during the aforementioned dinner. All hail the FSM!
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What?
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You poor darling.
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster pour His noodly goodness upon you, for He is the Sauce Of All That Is Good (with added basil).
Some nasty person has obviously spanged you from behind with a spaghetti saucepan, so that your good sense has drained like spiralli in a colander.
May your brain soon regrow to fill that hollow skull like little meaty pieces fill ravioli.
Get better soon!
In His Noodly Service,
Pasta Fairy-Anne
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Mighty Casey, you have struck out. I would prefer if you allowed us the dignity of OMS (Oh My Spaghedeity), rather than sustain your jihad of insensitivity. I don’t tell you what to believe, so please don’t OMG(od) I don’t believe in.
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“Your all dumb”? Classic!!!
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Ah! Another visitor with the awareness and language skills of the average carrot. Nice.
One of my best friends has an Airedale named Casey. Is that you, girl?
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It’s astounding how many of those who blaspheme against the great Flying Spaghetti Monster end their posts with ‘ur all dum’. Is that really the big, finishing insult? Kids these days, and their wacky ideas about English, debate, or logic…
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“your all dumb”
And the reward for Irony 2009 goes to, Casey!
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Oh, Casey. Whatever religion you belong to should be proud of themselves. You’re a perfect example of why religion still works, despite being so unnecessary. Keep up the good work, sport, and for the love of all that is, was, will be or might be holy, PLEASE use a condom; I can’t bear the thought of you bringing more of your kind into the world.
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I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and imagine that you really meant to write “YOU’RE all dumb”… I shall respond with… Yes…. We’re oh so dumb… Our religion is so very dumb… *snicker* *waves hand over head* WOOSH!!
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I don’t even think it needs to be said but…maybe some reinforcement is necessary. Casey, I went to a christian Sunday school and I remember one phrase…God is love. I do not think you are showing any love here…in fact i think you are bringing the hate. Why don’t you try loving someone, maybe yourself. And maybe you will find that self loathing lashing out rants will not make you happy…have a plate of the pasta and a smile :)<3
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Oh Casey,
You’re an ignoramus. Holy Pesto, you should learn to read before you write. You should learn to speak before you judge. Unfortunately you are the perfect example of what the FSM is combating in the constant battle of Good versus Lemmings.
Please follow Tim’s advice and use a condom, as Natural Selection obviously missed you … I guess you could go play on the highway but it will cost taxpayers more money to clean you up.
Deep breaths of tomato-ie goodness and RAmen. *okay, back in a noodly place* phew…!
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You know what I love about hate mail? The intelligent, rational and well-reasoned points offered up for debate. Coming in at a close second is the impeccible grammar and rich vocabulary.
During first communion classes I tasted the wine. Later that week, I cut my finger and sucked my blood a bit. The following week I asked the reverend whether the blood in the communion was “real”, to which he said, yes it was. I then asked why Jesus’s blood did not taste like my blood. I also asked if Jesus wanted us to be vampires. I don’t think the reverend liked me much.
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Umm… yeah… you call US dumb, when you’re still using first grade grammar. You think this started as a SERIOUS religion? Do you even get what the original letter was about? You clearly don’t even get sarcasm, irony, satire, religious freedom, or possibly even humor. I can’t believe your brain exists.
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“your all dumb,
*FIRST NAME*”
That’s hilarious :D
going to make this my default e-mail signature.
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You biggot!
You flaming biggot. Our faith in the Noodly one is as real as any faith.
But alas I relent for I shall not offend HE that is most Pasta like. May the Eight I really rather you didn’t guide me……
I must say if you have a hard time converting in front of your Christian friends then make a peace-offering of dinner. Have a Spaghetti dinner to honor the Noodly one but throw out some Bread on the side so that you might eat of TWO holy bodies at one time!
Actually I prefer the body of christ with Garlic when dining upon the Dinner of Choice of the Holy one. Also I tend to prefer the body of the Noodly one with sage in my Meatballs too.
Finally I remind you. After the Rapture you have an eternity of peace and love to look forward to.
I will drink a drink of beer from the Volcanoes of heaven (and get a lap dance) in honor of you my poor misguided son.
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That guy up there? You’re a fucking FOOL with ZERO sense of humor!
http://www.network54.com/Forum/141863/message/1243467597/
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Dear Disciples of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I write to inform that my followers and I are extremely offended by the acts of this current generation of worshipers of graven images and inferior gods. I write to inform you that I share my concerns with the recently deceased poster “Casey” on the subject of ‘like a noodle strap on’. It must also be informed that there is a polytheistic system up here where the FSM is slightly inferior in creation powers and authority. I know this because of our intimate encounters last night.
With Gratitude
OPG
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Time to dissect this sentence:
omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious.
I agree with this comment, though the language is unnecessary to express your love of the website.
this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks.
Who’s this guy? Again, language. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think fuck is a noun. I always thought of it as a verb. Adding an “er” to the end would make it a noun though.
and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner.
That’s a tough one. I think this is a major sentence confusion, so I’m going to ignore the first 13 words. For that last bit, I’m glad to hear you’re eating the holy food. (No, not Swiss Cheese.)
do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god.
Huh, that’s actually a pretty good pun. I’m not wearing one personally, but I think female Pastafarians should wear those tops, obviously the FSM wants them to or else he would not have allowed them to be called noodle straps.
please go to hell.
Well, since you asked politely…
your all dumb
Says the guy who typed “your” instead of “you’re”. You want to use “you’re” right there, as in “You are all dumb.” not “Your (as in, belonging to me) all dumb. I don’t believe I own all the dumb. That would be slavery and illegal, because “dumb” as you might not know actually means “unable to speak.” So now you’re acting stupid AND making fun of people who are mute. Nice. You also forgot a period.
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I FOR ONE LOVE PASTA, AND MONSTER MOVIES!!!!!!!! HE HE………..
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“do you have like a noodle strap on”…? Strange thing to ask, why would we make sex toys to resemble His Noodly Goodness? This does lead me to worry about you though, does this mean you have strap ons shaped like your gods arm…? Strange child. May His Noodly Goodness save your strange twisted mind.
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Well, at least he said “please”.
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Well then again who doesn’t love The Pasta? He is all things. He created your dinner for you. So why waste time worshiping something that didn’t do shit. The Pasta lives on, your god is just made up rubbish. I bet a bunch of kids wrote the bible for the hell of it.
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Casey, you seem to like the idea of millions of Pastafarians wearing strap-ons.
Whatever floats your boat but I hope you realise there are many other sites on the net that will satisfy your fantasies more comprehensively than this one.
Have fun.
By the way fellow Pastafarians, is it just me or has He been touching this site with His Noodly Appendage because it seems to be going a bit weird lately?
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It is easy to criticize others, what is difficult is looking in oneself and finding flaws. You choose Christianity, we choose this.
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Honestly, I love how people come in here, with their hateful slander, and just attempt to tear down a joke that is in pure and good nature. Through the creation of FSM, Bobby Henderson, has made a legitimate attempt to not only expose the faults that is presented by every religion, but open peoples’ minds, and allow them to reflect on religion at its very core.
And to all you retarded, I’m better than you, Christian fucks… You’re religion is quite obviously flawed, if you come in here and disobey several of your very own commandments. I am so completely sick of dealing with assholes like yourselves, who believe that your way is the “enlightened” path. The majority of you “believers” simply exploit the forgiveness that your so-called “saviour” has promised by living out sinful, disgusting lives. You are despicable, without this you this world would be a better place.
And to the rest of the, “I’m better than you’s”. Do not come here, preaching your superiority if you cannot put together a proper fucking sentence. The “Your retarded, Your stupid”… Learn some fucking english before you preach. I am so fucking sick of you white (yes I’m judging here) egotistical son’s of bitches.
Have fun in hell douchecanoe’s. Cause if there is a God, that is definitely where you will end up.
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This is the sort of person that should be put in a giant meat grinder for having such poor grammar. I’ve been on yahoo answers – so I wonder why they bother. The swear, they use bad grammar and they laugh as if they thing we would be laughing with them when we are actually laughing at them, they don’t understand the irony. Why don’t they talk about dinosaurs I mean they are cool, and so are pirates.
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^^ Your sentences are guys, they have no periods.
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haha i love how u say “your dumb” because in reality you’re dumb because you’re is the contraction of you are. i know that and im 13
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All hate mail senders have grammar deficits. It’s truly amazing.
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I’ll be watching the darwin awards for this girls name (www.darwin-awards.com) i’m looking for her award, punching the tv because she thought its was real then trying to clean it while it’s on with water before throwing the now burning wreck into a pool of petrol and dancing on it. This is what happens when people mate with pickles these are there very disturbing offspring.
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For anyone who does’nt know the darwin awards are there to prove that evolution does take place by showing us the stupidest deaths or self sterilization of different people i.e shooting yourself because you wanted to test if your new jacket was bulletproof.
RAmen
From MarcyMarc
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your dumb
shouldn’t that be “your dumb friend,”
so u forgot a word.
minus the cussing, very polite!
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Our all dumb what?
Good to hear you are eating the Holy food. Hopefully His noodely appendage will bless you and help you learn some grammer.
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Please note that when attempting to insult people’s intelligence it is wise to do so in a grammatically correct manner.
The phrase you are looking for may have been ‘You’re so dumb’ – which would have made the point that FSM worshippers are dumb.
‘Your so dumb’ would actually suggest the ownership of ‘dumb’ belonging those worshippers.
Hope this helped! :) xx
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What?… Spaghetti Monster?… You gotta be kidding me. This is beyond stupid. I’m so sure that a spaghetti monster made this Earth. Earth was created by man, a man named God. Spaghetti was also created by man. I read that letter and what legal action are you going to take because we wont believe in this nonsense. You can’t force us to believe in something so stupid as a spaghetti “MONSTER” that came and made this world for us. Once again, WE CREATED SPAGHETTI! SPAGHETTI DIDNT CREATE US! I mean seriously why do you think we would believe you. Why would you be so stupid as to even say this. When you die, who is going to take you? You think that you will go up to your spaghetti monster and he will give you everlasting life? I’m surprised you actually had the guts to make this public. Who cares if you have 10 million spaghetti worshippers. How many more people do you think believes in God? Millions more! I just can’t get over the fact that people would be stupid enough to believe you. You want to teach us about how spaghetti made the world in our schools. HA! Who would be stupid enough to allow that. And what are you going to do call the cops and say, “ARREST THE SCHOOLS FOR NOT BELIEVING THAT THIS WORLD WAS CREATED BY A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!” Go see a counselar or something. Get some help. Start living in the real world that was created by God. And why doesnt your spaghetti monster do something about us non-believers in your stupid religion. Why doesnt he do something about it to show us he was the one who created this world. I hope you wake up one day and realize that it was not my friggen dinner that i ate last night that created this world. Start living a real life in a real world created by God.
-Start believing
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Apparently Brenden, #42, thinks irony is something you do to a shirt.
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@10
He may have been saying “Oh My Gemelli” (another type of pasta).
@42 (even though he won’t have the balls to come back and check comments)
1. Apes made people. Going by your logic, we should be worshiping apes.
2. I’m pretty sure that the Bible says man was made in god’s image, not that god was a man.
3. You ask what legal action could be taken. Refusal to teach one religion’s beliefs whilst teaching another’s in a public school is discrimination based on belief, which I’m pretty sure is illegal.
4. 10 Million is a big number.
5. The whole post should be rewritten with proper spelling and grammar if you want it to be taken seriously by the scholars of the noodle.
6. You ask, who would be stupid enough to allow the teaching of something as “ridiculous” as Pastafarianism? The same people that allow something as irrational as intelligent design to be taught in schools as science.
7. The proper legal course of action would be to sue the school board for millions of dollars for taking away their rights.
8. Your last request, to “Start living a real life in a real world created by God” is impossible.
9. We do not worship spaghetti itself, but use it to worship the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster.
10. You say millions more people believe in Christianity than Pastafarianism? What about the people that out-populate Christians and believe in Hinduism? If Christianity gets to claim to be science, then they should be able to claim that their religion is science, along with everyone else.
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No, I’ve seen a couple pop up that have remarkably good grammar.
-So_So_Man
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I have something real quick to point out, notice in almost every hate letter people constantly replace “you’re” with “your”. I’m getting tired of the grammar fails.
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Poor Casey were not the dumb ones. Take a look in the mirror, you came on this site to give hatemail to somthing you dont understand. All Hail The “FSM”!!
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It is really funny when this chick says we’re dumb, but uses the wrong homophone for “you’re” in said statement of stupidity.
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Why do Christians always seem to go there, “If you don’t agree with me you can go to hell.” I wonder if Christ walked around wishing eternal hellfire on people with different beliefs than his own. I’ve never read the bible (I prefer The Lord of the Rings when I’m in the mood for a good fantasy), but from what I’ve heard of this “Jesus”, he’s seems to be all about the whole peace, love, and goodwill towards men thing, not the damning everybody who doesn’t believe in what he believes in to a eternity of unimaginable suffering… thing. Or did he. Either way, Christians suck.
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The moment you go to The Flying One and beg for noodly forgiveness for your blatant blasphemy, then we’ll all consider going to hell.
P.S. ‘your’ would constitute ‘being in possession of’ so either we are in possession of “all dumb” – I’m unfamiliar to this, but rather than shutting off the idea of alternate possibilities, I’m open-minded – or you need to revise your grammar.
May The Flying One bless you,
Best regards, and RAmen.
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@42: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha, it’s all madness isn’t it 42?? Why would we teach such nonsense in science class eh? Eeeeh? Oooooooh, the irony!
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