omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb
-Casey
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Casey,
I apologize for the lateness of my response, but it has taken me some time to formulate my reaction to your words. I needed to study the language of your people extensively before I was able to post this piece. I hope that I speak your language properly in the following:
Thank u fore yur email. But i think YOUR so dumm that it would take like 4 ours too take you threw our beleifs.
This is difficult. If any Pastafarians could please post a link to a Google translation site from English to Moronese, I would be much obliged.
“You’re’s” truly,
Whole Wheat Spirelli
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Well, at least we can SPELL.
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To rise above your words and take the high ground……no your dumb nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh! no returnsies you pathetic spazchild. ‘Nuff said.
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54 – Jesse MacMillan – Aug 27th, 2009
Wow this site is fucking hilarious. and more to the pont it’s bullshit, but still funny. thanks for the laugh.
-jesse
p.s. can i order parmesan on this site?
My question as a possible convert is about the parmesan question brought up in part above. Does parmesan have a place in the FSM belief structure? If I decide to convert do I use it to sprinkel over myself as a baptism of sorts? Or over actual spaghetti perhaps?
My next question (if I convert), is should I start holding up my spaghetti at meal time and repeat phrases like this is my body, add some parmesan, and say this is my blood… etc. Is there dogma to help me through the ceremony listed anywhere in church scripture?
-Ay there be pirates dead a head!
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Ooh ahhaha i can almost hear this laughter. It’s hilarious.
If getting married is your only concern then why don’t you go spend some time with the husband that God sent you. He’s no more clever than us for worshipping you over spaghetti. (if he does worship you anyway; joking is not only your right.His noodly appendage was really generous.)
:)
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Ahem.
“omg hahahahah this shit is hilarious. this guy is totally right your all a bunch of retarded fucks. and that dude up there who the hell would marry you when your worshiping my fucking dinner. do you have like a noodle strap on hahah oh my god. please go to hell. your all dumb”
To the “your all dumb” at the end:
“OMG Ha ha ha ha ha this stuff is hilarious! This guy is totally right– you’re all a bunch of stupid people. And to that dude up there*: Who would marry you, when you’re worshiping my yummy delicious holy dinner? Do you have, like, a noodle strap on? Ha ha ha, oh my God. Please go to Hell. You’re all stupid!”
Gosh, Casey, you’re EVER so classy! I mean, LOOK at that grammar! And the SPELLING, my LORD it’s AMAZING! For a drunk six-year-old, you are practically a GENIUS!
*- Who exactly are we talking about???
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Im not maki9ng fun of your religion, but when you bring that shit in here i have one thing to say, FUCK YOU GOOD SIR!!
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… says the guy who does not know how to capitalize sentences.
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US Pastafarians dont need strap-ons, the FSM has blessed us all. Unlike your dissapointing husband Casey, we can fullfill the deepest needs of our pirate wenches!
MAY THE RAMEN BE WITH YOU!
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Tact. It’s something you lack. FSM will teach you proper grammar, if you will only take his noodly appendage in your whimpering paw.
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ahhahaha youR are dumb ahahahah i laugh like and idiot
-Casey, a guy who is “Surelly” married with a “Surelly “”hot”"” girl but cant understand a joke
hahahaha
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