I had some pasta at work, and then went out to a public garden near my office building in Malta. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was so pleased that He made Himself manifest in a tree!
RAmen
Pastafarian Kenneth
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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He looks suspiciously old in this incarnation, makes me wonder how old this tree really is… Is it as old as HIM himself? I’m just not sure…
RAmen
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SO HE HAS SPOKEN!
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what a beautiful Noodly tree!
RAMEN
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a miracle indeed
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I’m sorry Kenneth, but I cant seem to identify his noodliness. It’s just an old gnarled Magnolia tree as far as I can see!
Are you sure you only had some pasta at work? Didn’t you have a smoke of the ol’ wacky baccy? or maybe someone in your office slipped a special HALLUCINOGENIC INGREDIENT into your plate (Just remember the pirate rhyme:
“with LSD you can suddenly see
the FSM in an old tree-stem!
So if you’re feeling sad and numb
Take hallucinogens with a swig of rum”)
Pastafarian Tris
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@ Tris: Surely, if you look closely, you can see His eyes and Noodly Appendages. There’s also spaces for His Meatballs under his eyes.
But maybe its just me. The Faithful see their God everywhere ;)
Pastafarian Kenneth
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By the way, could it be that the Meatballs are missing because I am a vegetarian? Perhaps He did not want to upset me ;)
RAmen
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I see his noodleness, that is possibley the best tree in the world (unless, of couse, if there’s one that looks more like his noodleness). he is very humble, he deserves so much more.
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I’ll keep looking…. maybe the FSM will see fit to manifest himself!
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It is a sign. We must converge on Malta and desecrate ourselves to its noodly arboreal manifestation.
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