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While getting drunk in a gay bar with a friend (being both extremely virile but also gay-friendly because gay men let us have more chicks), we spotted a sign of His Noodliness just behind me. His noodly appendage has actually touched me. Conclusion: Unlike other so-called gods, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessed be His meatballs) likes to hang around with gay people. As He created them, it makes sense.
-Pierre
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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What does virile have to do with sexual preference?
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I remember taking this picture. His Noodleness appeared to both my Friend and I in a little place called the “Petit Manoire” in Luxembourg city, G.D. of Luxembourg. We trully have been blessed by his Noodliness, yarr!
RAmen, brothers and sisters.
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LOL… definitely… Gay-friendly god XD
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iam gay sex please call me ok
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in trying to stop sanctioned homophobia in our community-I have invoked the FSM since his/hers is the only religion I can be sure doesn’t openly or secretly hate gay people.
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Hmmm. Now I remember why I am Pastafarian (and gay). This can’t be anything than a divine signal. Plus, how wouldn’t be gay-friendly a God that has two meat-balls and a noodly appendage!
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