miraculous oil

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One day I was sitting at the stove top, deciding upon what to cook. Eventually pot stickers were chosen. First off, you have to put your vegetable oil in. I did this, and mixed it around by tilting the pan. When I was done, it miraculously took the form of his Great Spaghedeity.
-Cullen

6 Responses to “miraculous oil”
  1. 1 - DreddPyrateRoberts - May 8th, 2009

    In over 20 years of toil in the galley, I’ve never seen such a miracle. Ye be touched, though you should have accepted the sign and cooked some pasta…..

    RAmen

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  2. 2 - Em - May 8th, 2009

    that’s adorable. he really finds the most fascinating ways to show his existence to his true believers in everyday life. you should feel very loved. RAmen.

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  3. 3 - Sean Boyd - May 9th, 2009

    I’m guessing that was the best meal ever cooked in the history of the world. RAmen!

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  4. 4 - Lori P - May 12th, 2009

    I am hoping you made miraculous shrouds to sell to the devoted on eBay

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  5. 5 - Bemanos - May 25th, 2009

    nice nice

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  6. 6 - Kelvin - Jun 3rd, 2009

    I believe that’s His Noodliness telling you to use less oil in your cooking.
    His Noodliness is for all that which is good and healthy, and ye shall be blessed when you cut your lipid consumption in favour of carbs. Noodly carbs.
    RAmen.

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