Comments on: impressions in the sand http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:52:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jen http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-810520 Jen Wed, 13 May 2009 17:15:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-810520 @Hawaiian shirt racer Most depictions I have seen of the FSM - especially on the most sacred of texts, the letter to the Kansas School Board - show his noodliness with meatballs. Since the difference between snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs, isn't it logical that meatballs indicate maleness on the FSM? Also stripper factory and beer volcano are male ideals of heaven. I would chose strawberry margaritas served by muscular, tanned and well oiled young men. :D Perhaps the IPU (may her hooves never be shod) is the female counterpart to the FSM? @Hawaiian shirt racer

Most depictions I have seen of the FSM – especially on the most sacred of texts, the letter to the Kansas School Board – show his noodliness with meatballs.

Since the difference between snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs, isn’t it logical that meatballs indicate maleness on the FSM?

Also stripper factory and beer volcano are male ideals of heaven. I would chose strawberry margaritas served by muscular, tanned and well oiled young men. :D

Perhaps the IPU (may her hooves never be shod) is the female counterpart to the FSM?

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]]> By: Duke http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-809923 Duke Tue, 12 May 2009 19:33:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-809923 Later in the evening after these pictures were taken, I was eating at the Circus Circus buffet, and for some reason I was mysteriously drawn to the pasta bar...if that isn't divine intervention, what is? Later in the evening after these pictures were taken, I was eating at the Circus Circus buffet, and for some reason I was mysteriously drawn to the pasta bar…if that isn’t divine intervention, what is?

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]]> By: Hawaiian Shirt Racer http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-809524 Hawaiian Shirt Racer Tue, 12 May 2009 10:33:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-809524 I like the idea of a female counterpart to the FSM. I am a male feminist. Anywhere, where is the proof that FSM is male? I like the idea of a female counterpart to the FSM.
I am a male feminist.
Anywhere, where is the proof that FSM is male?

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]]> By: ex-Possible Convert http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-808641 ex-Possible Convert Mon, 11 May 2009 06:39:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-808641 @ Jamie: Ah yes...they indeed could be the imprints of His Holy Meatballs! RAmen @ Jamie: Ah yes…they indeed could be the imprints of His Holy Meatballs!

RAmen

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]]> By: Buccaneer Banzai http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-808515 Buccaneer Banzai Mon, 11 May 2009 00:56:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-808515 'tis plain to see it's proof, indeed. May those who disbelieve enjoy their stale beer and diseased strippers, mateys. RAmen. ’tis plain to see it’s proof, indeed. May those who disbelieve enjoy their stale beer and diseased strippers, mateys. RAmen.

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]]> By: Jamie http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-805184 Jamie Thu, 07 May 2009 03:26:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-805184 'I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?' I believe those two imprints would be of the two meatballs (at least that was my impression). ‘I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?’
I believe those two imprints would be of the two meatballs (at least that was my impression).

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]]> By: Some High Schooler http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-805087 Some High Schooler Thu, 07 May 2009 01:22:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-805087 His Noodly Goodness has teabagged Nevada. His Noodly Goodness has teabagged Nevada.

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]]> By: jeremy http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804531 jeremy Wed, 06 May 2009 13:43:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804531 u guys r retarded dum asses u guys r retarded dum asses

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]]> By: Arg Sayer http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804337 Arg Sayer Wed, 06 May 2009 11:38:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804337 Wow! You drove from Alexandria to Las Vegas!? Cool. Arg. Wow! You drove from Alexandria to Las Vegas!? Cool. Arg.

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]]> By: captain pirate http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804306 captain pirate Wed, 06 May 2009 10:38:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804306 YEAH! i just knew the FSM had been to the land of my old life! But now i be a sea farin' pirate! and i be a capt'n too! Well, good luck with vegas and may you be touched by the FSM through the free booze and slot machines! RAmen YEAH! i just knew the FSM had been to the land of my old life!
But now i be a sea farin’ pirate! and i be a capt’n too!
Well, good luck with vegas and may you be touched by the FSM through the free booze and slot machines!

RAmen

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]]> By: ex-Possible Convert http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804181 ex-Possible Convert Wed, 06 May 2009 07:16:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804181 I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a "girlfriend"? I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?

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]]> By: lilwench http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804005 lilwench Wed, 06 May 2009 01:05:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-804005 His Marinara-Drenched Meatballs are hanging low near Reno! Who can deny this evidence! RAmen. His Marinara-Drenched Meatballs are hanging low near Reno! Who can deny this evidence!

RAmen.

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]]> By: Sean Boyd http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803973 Sean Boyd Wed, 06 May 2009 00:02:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803973 Good call, Pirate Queen L. Duke's story does have a Saul-to-Paul feel to it. Duke 'twas blind, but now he sees! RAmen. Good call, Pirate Queen L. Duke’s story does have a Saul-to-Paul feel to it. Duke ’twas blind, but now he sees! RAmen.

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]]> By: Me http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803945 Me Tue, 05 May 2009 23:26:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803945 His Noodlyness hath obviously deemed Vegas as a holy site that should hereby be worshipped (and therefore visited more often ;) !! BTW I agree with Yarr Matey in that the FSM would not want to be seen with all of the minor gods (Santa, etc.) with pasty white chicken appendages... His Noodlyness hath obviously deemed Vegas as a holy site that should hereby be worshipped (and therefore visited more often ;) !!
BTW I agree with Yarr Matey in that the FSM would not want to be seen with all of the minor gods (Santa, etc.) with pasty white chicken appendages…

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]]> By: Pik http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803896 Pik Tue, 05 May 2009 22:17:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803896 that is so beautiful,,,,It brought a smile into my soul... RAmen that is so beautiful,,,,It brought a smile into my soul…

RAmen

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]]> By: Pirate Queen L http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803889 Pirate Queen L Tue, 05 May 2009 22:04:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803889 Road to Demascus, road to shemascus. Vegas baby! Road to Demascus, road to shemascus. Vegas baby!

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]]> By: Yarr Matey http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803781 Yarr Matey Tue, 05 May 2009 19:58:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803781 All hail His Noodlyness! Truly you have been touched to witness The Noodly Master laying out for a tan :) RAmen All hail His Noodlyness! Truly you have been touched to witness The Noodly Master laying out for a tan :)

RAmen

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]]> By: Belgaer http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803759 Belgaer Tue, 05 May 2009 19:24:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803759 On the way to Vegas is one of the BEST places to see his noodlyness. RAmen On the way to Vegas is one of the BEST places to see his noodlyness.

RAmen

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]]> By: Brother Rum http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803595 Brother Rum Tue, 05 May 2009 16:06:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/05/impressions-in-the-sand/#comment-803595 His noodly greatness obviously laid there to rest in the sun for a bit after creating the mountains in the background! You have been blessed by this irrefutable proof brother! RAmen His noodly greatness obviously laid there to rest in the sun for a bit after creating the mountains in the background! You have been blessed by this irrefutable proof brother!

RAmen

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