I recently learned of the FSM but didn’t take it seriously, as I thought it was intended to mock Christianity….but then, as if by the power of Marinara, I came across this undeniable evidence while on a road trip to Las Vegas. I was on I-80 near Reno, NV when I found these impressions left in the sand. There can be no other explanation.
- Duke
Alexandria, MN
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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His noodly greatness obviously laid there to rest in the sun for a bit after creating the mountains in the background! You have been blessed by this irrefutable proof brother!
RAmen
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On the way to Vegas is one of the BEST places to see his noodlyness.
RAmen
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All hail His Noodlyness! Truly you have been touched to witness The Noodly Master laying out for a tan :)
RAmen
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Road to Demascus, road to shemascus. Vegas baby!
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that is so beautiful,,,,It brought a smile into my soul…
RAmen
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His Noodlyness hath obviously deemed Vegas as a holy site that should hereby be worshipped (and therefore visited more often ;) !!
BTW I agree with Yarr Matey in that the FSM would not want to be seen with all of the minor gods (Santa, etc.) with pasty white chicken appendages…
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Good call, Pirate Queen L. Duke’s story does have a Saul-to-Paul feel to it. Duke ’twas blind, but now he sees! RAmen.
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His Marinara-Drenched Meatballs are hanging low near Reno! Who can deny this evidence!
RAmen.
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I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?
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YEAH! i just knew the FSM had been to the land of my old life!
But now i be a sea farin’ pirate! and i be a capt’n too!
Well, good luck with vegas and may you be touched by the FSM through the free booze and slot machines!
RAmen
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Wow! You drove from Alexandria to Las Vegas!? Cool. Arg.
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u guys r retarded dum asses
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His Noodly Goodness has teabagged Nevada.
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‘I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?’
I believe those two imprints would be of the two meatballs (at least that was my impression).
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’tis plain to see it’s proof, indeed. May those who disbelieve enjoy their stale beer and diseased strippers, mateys. RAmen.
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@ Jamie: Ah yes…they indeed could be the imprints of His Holy Meatballs!
RAmen
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I like the idea of a female counterpart to the FSM.
I am a male feminist.
Anywhere, where is the proof that FSM is male?
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Later in the evening after these pictures were taken, I was eating at the Circus Circus buffet, and for some reason I was mysteriously drawn to the pasta bar…if that isn’t divine intervention, what is?
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@Hawaiian shirt racer
Most depictions I have seen of the FSM – especially on the most sacred of texts, the letter to the Kansas School Board – show his noodliness with meatballs.
Since the difference between snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs, isn’t it logical that meatballs indicate maleness on the FSM?
Also stripper factory and beer volcano are male ideals of heaven. I would chose strawberry margaritas served by muscular, tanned and well oiled young men. :D
Perhaps the IPU (may her hooves never be shod) is the female counterpart to the FSM?
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