impressions in the sand

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I recently learned of the FSM but didn’t take it seriously, as I thought it was intended to mock Christianity….but then, as if by the power of Marinara, I came across this undeniable evidence while on a road trip to Las Vegas. I was on I-80 near Reno, NV when I found these impressions left in the sand. There can be no other explanation.

- Duke
Alexandria, MN

19 Responses to “impressions in the sand”
  1. 1 - Brother Rum - May 5th, 2009

    His noodly greatness obviously laid there to rest in the sun for a bit after creating the mountains in the background! You have been blessed by this irrefutable proof brother!

    RAmen

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  2. 2 - Belgaer - May 5th, 2009

    On the way to Vegas is one of the BEST places to see his noodlyness.

    RAmen

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  3. 3 - Yarr Matey - May 5th, 2009

    All hail His Noodlyness! Truly you have been touched to witness The Noodly Master laying out for a tan :)

    RAmen

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  4. 4 - Pirate Queen L - May 5th, 2009

    Road to Demascus, road to shemascus. Vegas baby!

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  5. 5 - Pik - May 5th, 2009

    that is so beautiful,,,,It brought a smile into my soul…

    RAmen

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  6. 6 - Me - May 5th, 2009

    His Noodlyness hath obviously deemed Vegas as a holy site that should hereby be worshipped (and therefore visited more often ;) !!
    BTW I agree with Yarr Matey in that the FSM would not want to be seen with all of the minor gods (Santa, etc.) with pasty white chicken appendages…

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  7. 7 - Sean Boyd - May 5th, 2009

    Good call, Pirate Queen L. Duke’s story does have a Saul-to-Paul feel to it. Duke ’twas blind, but now he sees! RAmen.

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  8. 8 - lilwench - May 5th, 2009

    His Marinara-Drenched Meatballs are hanging low near Reno! Who can deny this evidence!

    RAmen.

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  9. 9 - ex-Possible Convert - May 6th, 2009

    I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?

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  10. 10 - captain pirate - May 6th, 2009

    YEAH! i just knew the FSM had been to the land of my old life!
    But now i be a sea farin’ pirate! and i be a capt’n too!
    Well, good luck with vegas and may you be touched by the FSM through the free booze and slot machines!

    RAmen

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  11. 11 - Arg Sayer - May 6th, 2009

    Wow! You drove from Alexandria to Las Vegas!? Cool. Arg.

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  12. 12 - jeremy - May 6th, 2009

    u guys r retarded dum asses

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  13. 13 - Some High Schooler - May 6th, 2009

    His Noodly Goodness has teabagged Nevada.

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  14. 14 - Jamie - May 6th, 2009

    ‘I see two imprints in the sand. Could it be that the FSM has a “girlfriend”?’
    I believe those two imprints would be of the two meatballs (at least that was my impression).

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  15. 15 - Buccaneer Banzai - May 10th, 2009

    ’tis plain to see it’s proof, indeed. May those who disbelieve enjoy their stale beer and diseased strippers, mateys. RAmen.

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  16. 16 - ex-Possible Convert - May 11th, 2009

    @ Jamie: Ah yes…they indeed could be the imprints of His Holy Meatballs!

    RAmen

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  17. 17 - Hawaiian Shirt Racer - May 12th, 2009

    I like the idea of a female counterpart to the FSM.
    I am a male feminist.
    Anywhere, where is the proof that FSM is male?

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  18. 18 - Duke - May 12th, 2009

    Later in the evening after these pictures were taken, I was eating at the Circus Circus buffet, and for some reason I was mysteriously drawn to the pasta bar…if that isn’t divine intervention, what is?

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  19. 19 - Jen - May 13th, 2009

    @Hawaiian shirt racer

    Most depictions I have seen of the FSM – especially on the most sacred of texts, the letter to the Kansas School Board – show his noodliness with meatballs.

    Since the difference between snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs, isn’t it logical that meatballs indicate maleness on the FSM?

    Also stripper factory and beer volcano are male ideals of heaven. I would chose strawberry margaritas served by muscular, tanned and well oiled young men. :D

    Perhaps the IPU (may her hooves never be shod) is the female counterpart to the FSM?

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