Comments on: you bunch of clowns… http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: CARDINAL CACAO http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-888623 CARDINAL CACAO Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:13:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-888623 Karlitz (rhymes with tart tits), you only think you're still sane. The Holy Chocolate Farting Dude gives the illusion of sanity to idiots like you so that you will continue to spew out stupid rants. He hates bullshit but loves the bullshitter. Fall on your knees and worship the Chocolate Farting Dude before it's too late. Salvation through acceptance of the Chocolate Farting Dude as your personal savior will allow you to spend eternity in Hershey, Pennsylvania. May you be surrounded by His moist, overwhelming, brown, flatulent vapors. Karlitz (rhymes with tart tits), you only think you’re still sane. The Holy Chocolate Farting Dude gives the illusion of sanity to idiots like you so that you will continue to spew out stupid rants. He hates bullshit but loves the bullshitter. Fall on your knees and worship the Chocolate Farting Dude before it’s too late. Salvation through acceptance of the Chocolate Farting Dude as your personal savior will allow you to spend eternity in Hershey, Pennsylvania. May you be surrounded by His moist, overwhelming, brown, flatulent vapors.

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]]> By: Jim http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-888472 Jim Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:45:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-888472 What's for lunch? Ahhhrgh! Pasta again, my favorite! Who wants to make the blessing? What’s for lunch? Ahhhrgh! Pasta again, my favorite! Who wants to make the blessing?

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]]> By: Trey http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-888441 Trey Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:13:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-888441 "i think you’ll go hand to hand with all this stupid fundamentalist cum delusional sick which abounds in today’s world..i’m still sane..are you." Wow! QUOTE OF THE DAY AWARD! I feel that i can speak for all Pastafarians when i say that if you are the definition of sane, then sign me up for the insane boat! yes, the Insane Boat! A boat with hot wenches serving ice cold drafts and the FSM himself manning the helm! YAR HAR HAR! A PIRATES LIFE FER' ME! the air be crisp and the sea be calm! a fine day for being a pirate! QQ<~ “i think you’ll go hand to hand with all this stupid fundamentalist cum delusional sick which abounds in today’s world..i’m still sane..are you.”

Wow! QUOTE OF THE DAY AWARD! I feel that i can speak for all Pastafarians when i say that if you are the definition of sane, then sign me up for the insane boat! yes, the Insane Boat! A boat with hot wenches serving ice cold drafts and the FSM himself manning the helm! YAR HAR HAR! A PIRATES LIFE FER’ ME! the air be crisp and the sea be calm! a fine day for being a pirate!

QQ<~

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]]> By: Jorge Martinez http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-884748 Jorge Martinez Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:14:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-884748 It's funny how all of these "Christians" who are supposed to be loving and caring and turning the other cheek, and not judging others are doing the exact opposite. It’s funny how all of these “Christians” who are supposed to be loving and caring and turning the other cheek, and not judging others are doing the exact opposite.

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]]> By: Jack Shephard http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-877968 Jack Shephard Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:03:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-877968 SERIOUSLY!!! If you belive in "GOD", how on this Earth are you SANE??? Please let me know, because this is too FUNNY!!! Ha Ha Ha SERIOUSLY!!!
If you belive in “GOD”, how on this Earth are you SANE???
Please let me know, because this is too FUNNY!!!
Ha Ha Ha

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]]> By: Christian http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-872574 Christian Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:01:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-872574 Was that a question, is this a question? If I leave no question mark at the end of such a sentance does that make it a question or a statement? Would anyone have to answer it ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!! Please let his followers teach correct grammer and punctuation (preferably British English, we may spell queue in a strange way, but that's what makes our version so interesting) Was that a question, is this a question? If I leave no question mark at the end of such a sentance does that make it a question or a statement? Would anyone have to answer it
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!
Please let his followers teach correct grammer and punctuation (preferably British English, we may spell queue in a strange way, but that’s what makes our version so interesting)

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]]> By: Erin http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-852256 Erin Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:59:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-852256 You know... I think... I think... woosh *makes hand flying over head jesture* You know… I think… I think… woosh *makes hand flying over head jesture*

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]]> By: Vagabond http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-830231 Vagabond Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:26:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-830231 Oops.... Capitalize the b in before in line two and insert the word "cum" before the : in line 5 Not proof reading FTL :( /wrists Oops…. Capitalize the b in before in line two and insert the word “cum” before the : in line 5

Not proof reading FTL :( /wrists

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]]> By: Vagabond http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-830229 Vagabond Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:22:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-830229 Ok everyone listen up!!!!!!!! Im surpized only two people have noticed this so far. #23 - Amused pointed it out first. before I explain I have to ask you to ignore the puncuation errors on the post. Ignored? Good. So as I was saying "fundamentalist cum delusional" actually means something when you take the Latin form of the word: "Used in indicating a thing with two roles, functions, or natures, or a thing that has changed from one to another." Example: "He built a bus-cum-greenhouse (= he converted a bus to a greenhouse) that made a bold statement, but the plants in it didn't live very long." So looking at it this way, we see that he ment that fundamentalist change into delusional (sick) people. I just wanted to shine some light on this post. But alas he is still a fucking moron for not knowing this is satire... Ok everyone listen up!!!!!!!! Im surpized only two people have noticed this so far. #23 – Amused pointed it out first. before I explain I have to ask you to ignore the puncuation errors on the post. Ignored? Good. So as I was saying “fundamentalist cum delusional” actually means something when you take the Latin form of the word:
“Used in indicating a thing with two roles, functions, or natures, or a thing that has changed from one to another.”
Example: “He built a bus-cum-greenhouse (= he converted a bus to a greenhouse) that made a bold statement, but the plants in it didn’t live very long.”

So looking at it this way, we see that he ment that fundamentalist change into delusional (sick) people. I just wanted to shine some light on this post.

But alas he is still a fucking moron for not knowing this is satire…

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]]> By: anonymous http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-826811 anonymous Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:48:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-826811 how come everyone who insults us is a perverted prick? it really speaks out for the christian community. Oh the irony. how come everyone who insults us is a perverted prick? it really speaks out for the christian community. Oh the irony.

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]]> By: Hap http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-826288 Hap Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:22:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-826288 Wait. Is that a question? I'm not sure.... maybe it's rhetorical. I'll ask FSM if i should answer. He says no. His almightly noodliness has spoken. Wait. Is that a question?
I’m not sure…. maybe it’s rhetorical. I’ll ask FSM if i should answer.

He says no.
His almightly noodliness has spoken.

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]]> By: Suzanne Korb http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-825978 Suzanne Korb Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:13:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-825978 What? Can someone translate this for me please? What?

Can someone translate this for me please?

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]]> By: Gandhi http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-824698 Gandhi Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:43:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-824698 Ok U are a realy paranoid still sane person, and we dont care, have a nice day. Ok U are a realy paranoid still sane person, and we dont care, have a nice day.

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]]> By: Drunken master http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-822970 Drunken master Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:28:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-822970 @tired of retards #84 You want striippers with STDs, don't you? Come on, what if you are wrong! @tired of retards #84

You want striippers with STDs, don’t you? Come on, what if you are wrong!

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]]> By: zinc alloy http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-822922 zinc alloy Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:13:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-822922 tired of retards, how do you manage to get out of bed every day?;-) tired of retards, how do you manage to get out of bed every day?;-)

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]]> By: ET, the Extra Terrestrial http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-822117 ET, the Extra Terrestrial Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:29:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-822117 @tired of retards #84 You might want to learn the language. For someone who calls us stupid, you've got a bit of the glass house thing going on. 74 words in your post. 10 misspellings, 8 capitalization failures (not counting the capslock bit), 3 punctuation failures, plus 7 idiotype substitutions. Also bonus fail points for not noticing the eat-your-god business that xians go through on a regular basis. If you want to call someone stupid, you should probably make sure you aren't just calling attention to your own stupidity in the process. Come back when you grow a brain. RAmen ET @tired of retards #84
You might want to learn the language. For someone who calls us stupid, you’ve got a bit of the glass house thing going on. 74 words in your post. 10 misspellings, 8 capitalization failures (not counting the capslock bit), 3 punctuation failures, plus 7 idiotype substitutions. Also bonus fail points for not noticing the eat-your-god business that xians go through on a regular basis. If you want to call someone stupid, you should probably make sure you aren’t just calling attention to your own stupidity in the process. Come back when you grow a brain.

RAmen
ET

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]]> By: ex-Possible Convert http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-821784 ex-Possible Convert Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:14:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-821784 Hi "tired of retards". So what is your own stupid religion? You're not a zombie-eating blood drinking vampire christian by any chance, are you? In that case, I ate your god and drank his blood when I was a child. Of course, I don't do it anymore. I'd rather have pasta anytime. RAmen Hi “tired of retards”. So what is your own stupid religion? You’re not a zombie-eating blood drinking vampire christian by any chance, are you? In that case, I ate your god and drank his blood when I was a child. Of course, I don’t do it anymore. I’d rather have pasta anytime.

RAmen

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]]> By: tired of retards ;) http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-821608 tired of retards ;) Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:04:17 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-821608 hiiiii i have seen some pretty stupid religions but this is the stupidist i've ever seen!!! (sorry if i affend any of you crazy people) do u really believe in this stuff??? cuz if u really think theirs a god that looks like spaghetti and meatballs i'm sorry but i freakin ate you god for dinner last night. 2 bad looks like u'll have 2 find something else 2 worship OR GET A LIFE!!!!!! hiiiii i have seen some pretty stupid religions but this is the stupidist i’ve ever seen!!! (sorry if i affend any of you crazy people) do u really believe in this stuff??? cuz if u really think theirs a god that looks like spaghetti and meatballs i’m sorry but i freakin ate you god for dinner last night. 2 bad looks like u’ll have 2 find something else 2 worship OR GET A LIFE!!!!!!

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]]> By: Avery http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-817692 Avery Thu, 28 May 2009 20:41:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-817692 in the end i truly pity people like you (even if you are one of my main forms of entertainment) since unless you change your ways and become open minded and excepting of others differences you will be stuck with stale beer and VD infested hookers for all eternity. so please for the good of your soul mature a little. except that not everyone blindly follows what someone tells them. RAmen in the end i truly pity people like you (even if you are one of my main forms of entertainment) since unless you change your ways and become open minded and excepting of others differences you will be stuck with stale beer and VD infested hookers for all eternity. so please for the good of your soul mature a little. except that not everyone blindly follows what someone tells them.

RAmen

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]]> By: laura http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-817682 laura Thu, 28 May 2009 20:11:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2009/05/04/you-bunch-of-clowns/#comment-817682 aw, man! i just wish christian websites had a hate mail section too. it makes me laugh how wound up people get! cheers aw, man! i just wish christian websites had a hate mail section too. it makes me laugh how wound up people get!

cheers

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