hahahaha..you bunch of clowns..where in the ass-backward world did you get all shit..i think you’ll go hand to hand with all this stupid fundamentalist cum delusional sick which abounds in today’s world..i’m still sane..are you.
-Karlitz
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@ Tacomagic #15
It’s spelt ‘parody’.
Blast. My spell checker has failed me again. Irony is a harsh mistress, but she’s oh so fun on a Saturday night.
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Do you know how to use question marks???
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So you belive that fundamentalists don’t make sense. Well then, although I’m ashmed to say this, hold very similar views to most pastafarians.
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I’m sorry. I wrote it that way on purpose smart one.
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And “good religious types?” try atheist.
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yeah… that’s not helping our opinion of you at all. First you apologize, then sarcastically insult us, and finally finish it off with a double post. I for one am definitely convinced.
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Dear “Anonomous,”
Uh, WTF? What’s your point? We’ll respect your 2nd Amendment rights by not making you come back to this website. Please respect ours by not comng back. BTW, not all persons who don’t subscribe to blind faith are atheists. Remember this- Blind faith is the folly of the weak minded… Free Thinking is contagious amongst those of higher intellect.
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How about the amendment that guarantees freedom of religious expression? Any of you Jesus Freaks and other types of morons ever hear of that? Or was that conveniently left out of the US History class you all took in high school?
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i am a recent convert of pastafarianism, and my new belief has relieved me of much tension. maybe if you convert, you would be able to reattain normal brain function! ramen! brother tom
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you’re rude.
im a believer in christ and the heavenly father who created all of the earth and i think pastafarianism is great! lets try to remember that the lord is forgiving, he is merciful, and we have no right to condemn others because i can guarantee that you are not innocent and you are not a theologist with any kind of phd and you most certainly are not divine.
i give props to the creator of this “religion” and respect his passion for equal treatment of school systems. not many people have the drive to go as far as he did.
i myself have enough drive in my own life to not be affected negatively by this. i just wish others could be able to be individuals and not let something like the flying spaghetti monster allow them to resort to talking down to other people with such harsh language and rude accusations.
at least own up to it. god knows who you are even if we dont.
i hope you have a lovely rest of your day and are able to find happiness somewhere =]
much love
monica
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Thank you, monica #60,
Here’s a link to a comment by a Christian Evangelist, Southern Ptarmigan, at the bottom of the column. He’s certainly got his view of this whole issue in perspective.:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=letters-may-2009&sc=DD_20090508
RAmen
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This stuff is almost as hilarious as the bible
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I believe that it should have ended with a question mark. What ass backward place did you learn your grammer?
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I think we should start a trust or something for the satire-blind. Poor, bastards…
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@Left of Sean
“Any newspaper or online publication would be chomping at the bit to hire you as an editorial writer.”
Having perused a reasonable amount of online content, I think Karlitz may be over-educated for such a post.
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I am, of course, referring to other websites.
RAmen
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@all:
I hafta say that Karlitz may be a candidate for *conversion*; he DID express disagreement with delusional fundamentalists, etc.; perhaps, like the Christian’s St. Paul (who started, after all, I thought, as a wormy little persecutor of Christians), he will have an epiphany. It’ll be easy to know, he’ll have marinara sauce on his face….yes, dear Karlitz, we’re still sane too!!!!
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@ Monica #60
We have been known to be rude, but you don’t honestly think Karlitz deserved a rationed and correct response to that drivel do you?
Second, Here’s the deal. In order for society to function it is the absolute requirement of the rational and reasoned to condemn that which is neither. This is the basis of all law. Condemning actions which are dangerous or harmful. You do not need to be pure to condemn murder, rape, drunk driving or atrocious misuse of the English language. There are a host of other things which can also be safely condemned.
Second, one does not need a PHD to be a theologist and religion can be debated by anyone with an opinion and an opponent; often the opponent is internal which makes debating religion so much fun.
Third, I don’t think you fully appreciate the extent of Bobby’s support for the teaching of ID.
Fourth, The FSM allows all behavior. This is the gift of Free Will.
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I am a very recent Pastafarian. A friend of mine introduced me and I see that His Noodliness’s way is right, just, and down right piratey!
Now, you Christians that act like our religion is silly, because we worship His Noodliness (which apparently is weird) as opposed to the Bastard Jew Zombie Child. Is that right?
-GM
RAmen
P.S. I’m not insulting him when I say bastard, I’m using the ACTUAL definition.
May his noodly appendage touch you soon, FSM knows you need it.
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@ Karlitz,
If you’re really serious about converting, read The Open Letter, read the “About” tab material, and read Southern Ptarmigan’s comments at the bottom of the link:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=letters-may-2009&sc=DD_20090508
He is a truly sane Christian Evangelist.
RAmen
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Sorry, Karlitz, it’s only the tenth comment down the thread now.
RAmen
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The swipe at fundamentalists makes me think this guy might actually be a Pastafarian if he wasn’t such a nimrod.
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I nearly converted to Christianity not too long ago. But I wouldn’t cooperate with the Humor Bypass. How did I know it was a requirement. Thank FSM for His Own Perfect Self! He loves humor! And he goes so well with meatballs!
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Moron. Get a life.
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dude i dont care whose post this is but ramen to the fsm creators for making all these annoying bible thumpers get all up in a hissy… lmao great job guys
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why are you such a dick?
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I’m not so sure about the sanity, but at least I have a basic knowledge of English grammar to get me by. It’s not much, but it keeps me warm at night.
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I can’t even believe that that’s something that’s real.
Fred Simmons
Dojo Master
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You are more disturbing than the people who pray to the false gods. The real and only true god, creator of all, is a giant invisible pink elephant. He speaks to me regularly through the minions of tiny invisible angel pink elephants that circle our heads. Yours is but another false religion…Shame, Shame.
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You do realise its a joke. And you don’t sound sane, I would recommend the help of a specialist. Oh, and what’s a ‘cum delusional’.
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Its always awkward when one person in a room doesnt get a joke, but WOW. This is just sad.
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aw, man! i just wish christian websites had a hate mail section too. it makes me laugh how wound up people get!
cheers
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in the end i truly pity people like you (even if you are one of my main forms of entertainment) since unless you change your ways and become open minded and excepting of others differences you will be stuck with stale beer and VD infested hookers for all eternity. so please for the good of your soul mature a little. except that not everyone blindly follows what someone tells them.
RAmen
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hiiiii i have seen some pretty stupid religions but this is the stupidist i’ve ever seen!!! (sorry if i affend any of you crazy people) do u really believe in this stuff??? cuz if u really think theirs a god that looks like spaghetti and meatballs i’m sorry but i freakin ate you god for dinner last night. 2 bad looks like u’ll have 2 find something else 2 worship OR GET A LIFE!!!!!!
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Hi “tired of retards”. So what is your own stupid religion? You’re not a zombie-eating blood drinking vampire christian by any chance, are you? In that case, I ate your god and drank his blood when I was a child. Of course, I don’t do it anymore. I’d rather have pasta anytime.
RAmen
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@tired of retards #84
You might want to learn the language. For someone who calls us stupid, you’ve got a bit of the glass house thing going on. 74 words in your post. 10 misspellings, 8 capitalization failures (not counting the capslock bit), 3 punctuation failures, plus 7 idiotype substitutions. Also bonus fail points for not noticing the eat-your-god business that xians go through on a regular basis. If you want to call someone stupid, you should probably make sure you aren’t just calling attention to your own stupidity in the process. Come back when you grow a brain.
RAmen
ET
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tired of retards, how do you manage to get out of bed every day?;-)
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@tired of retards #84
You want striippers with STDs, don’t you? Come on, what if you are wrong!
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Ok U are a realy paranoid still sane person, and we dont care, have a nice day.
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What?
Can someone translate this for me please?
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Wait. Is that a question?
I’m not sure…. maybe it’s rhetorical. I’ll ask FSM if i should answer.
He says no.
His almightly noodliness has spoken.
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how come everyone who insults us is a perverted prick? it really speaks out for the christian community. Oh the irony.
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Ok everyone listen up!!!!!!!! Im surpized only two people have noticed this so far. #23 – Amused pointed it out first. before I explain I have to ask you to ignore the puncuation errors on the post. Ignored? Good. So as I was saying “fundamentalist cum delusional” actually means something when you take the Latin form of the word:
“Used in indicating a thing with two roles, functions, or natures, or a thing that has changed from one to another.”
Example: “He built a bus-cum-greenhouse (= he converted a bus to a greenhouse) that made a bold statement, but the plants in it didn’t live very long.”
So looking at it this way, we see that he ment that fundamentalist change into delusional (sick) people. I just wanted to shine some light on this post.
But alas he is still a fucking moron for not knowing this is satire…
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Oops…. Capitalize the b in before in line two and insert the word “cum” before the : in line 5
Not proof reading FTL :( /wrists
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You know… I think… I think… woosh *makes hand flying over head jesture*
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Was that a question, is this a question? If I leave no question mark at the end of such a sentance does that make it a question or a statement? Would anyone have to answer it
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!
Please let his followers teach correct grammer and punctuation (preferably British English, we may spell queue in a strange way, but that’s what makes our version so interesting)
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SERIOUSLY!!!
If you belive in “GOD”, how on this Earth are you SANE???
Please let me know, because this is too FUNNY!!!
Ha Ha Ha
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It’s funny how all of these “Christians” who are supposed to be loving and caring and turning the other cheek, and not judging others are doing the exact opposite.
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“i think you’ll go hand to hand with all this stupid fundamentalist cum delusional sick which abounds in today’s world..i’m still sane..are you.”
Wow! QUOTE OF THE DAY AWARD! I feel that i can speak for all Pastafarians when i say that if you are the definition of sane, then sign me up for the insane boat! yes, the Insane Boat! A boat with hot wenches serving ice cold drafts and the FSM himself manning the helm! YAR HAR HAR! A PIRATES LIFE FER’ ME! the air be crisp and the sea be calm! a fine day for being a pirate!
QQ<~
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What’s for lunch? Ahhhrgh! Pasta again, my favorite! Who wants to make the blessing?
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