hahahaha..you bunch of clowns..where in the ass-backward world did you get all shit..i think you’ll go hand to hand with all this stupid fundamentalist cum delusional sick which abounds in today’s world..i’m still sane..are you.
-Karlitz
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Karlitz (rhymes with tart tits), you only think you’re still sane. The Holy Chocolate Farting Dude gives the illusion of sanity to idiots like you so that you will continue to spew out stupid rants. He hates bullshit but loves the bullshitter. Fall on your knees and worship the Chocolate Farting Dude before it’s too late. Salvation through acceptance of the Chocolate Farting Dude as your personal savior will allow you to spend eternity in Hershey, Pennsylvania. May you be surrounded by His moist, overwhelming, brown, flatulent vapors.
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